
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They read as a very online, media-savvy version of Lisa Simpson: principled, politically engaged, and a little exasperated with everyone else’s lack of critical thinking. They’re explicitly concerned with politics and social justice, e.g. calling out anti-intellectualism in “Bring back ignorance being embarrassing PLEASE” and criticizing people who get their political takes from bad-faith grifters in “sentient amalgamation of gum disease that thinks ICE is the same thing as the police”. Like Lisa, they’re earnest about queer issues and representation, from joking about poppers brands in “I’m not stopping until Peepaw from Tallahassee knows the top 5 user reviewed poppers brands” to openly celebrating gay culture in “Show me a gay man who hasn’t cried on his knees to Portrait of a Lady on Fire”. The mix of moral seriousness and snarky humor shows up when they defend artists’ skills in “both Gracie and Charli are vocally miles above the slop half of y’all could choke out” while still clearly loving pop culture and fandom. Overall, they’re a chaos-friendly, queer millennial Lisa: bookish and values-driven, but weaponizing sarcasm and meme literacy instead of sax solos and science projects.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: they’re a YouTuber/Twitch Partner who clearly thrives on interaction, asking followers to recreate a meme for a “marriage proposal” in “First person to recreate the homophobic dog on Tomodachi life is getting a marriage proposal from me” and openly queening out with viewers in “I am so serious when I say animating bits from my videos to work with your interests is the highest form of flattery I could ever possibly receive I love this so much go off diva 😭”. Their humor and commentary focus on patterns, culture, and implications rather than concrete how‑tos, which is very Intuitive—for example, turning a grifter clip into a meta-take in “Is the right wing grift just an extremely committed college improv troupe? This is just three minutes of them ‘yes, and’ing the most poorly constructed, blatantly evil sentences they can come up with.”. They lead with strong values and empathy, a mark of Feeling, defending queer representation and calling out cruelty more on moral than strictly logical grounds, as in “I swear to god if we lose gay marriage because one of our best chances at turning the average voter to our side gets tone policed into obscurity I will crash out in ways never seen before.” and “I genuinely hate that we now live in a world where I instantly know all you’re political ideologies based solely on how you feel about a nice woman sharing their joy at getting a PhD”. Their vibe is chaotic, improvisational, and flexible rather than rigidly scheduled—leaning Perceiving—seen in self-aware chaos like “Only interested in being chaotic good.” and impulsive creative bits such as “I played 20 dating sims to try and find the worst one and my mental health will never recover”. Overall, an ENFP fit captures their extroverted, values-driven, culture-commentary-heavy, and delightfully chaotic persona.

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NYC YouTuber & Twitch Partner. I once drained a whole lake in a video bit—still less unhinged than my comment section. Games, pop culture, very gay.– @jakeblennings

Your signature cocktail
Overproof gin with a sharp citrus bite captures how he surgically shreds bad takes, like when he says “Is the right wing grift just an extremely committed college improv troupe?”, while still staying playful. The homemade glitter grapefruit tonic is bright, queer, and a little dramatic, echoing his pledge that after the Kimmel incident he’s “not stopping” the gay jokes until “Peepaw from Tallahassee knows the top 5 user reviewed poppers brands”. A spicy chili-honey syrup represents the sweet-and-stinging read energy of posts like “Your tweet’s gonna go triple platinum on the playground bro”. A splash of prosecco mirrors the bubbly, celebratory chaos of gaming and pop culture videos, like “New video is up!! 'Which Animal Crossing Characters Can Say 🏳️🌈The Word🏳️🌈'”. Finally, the rainbow sugar rim with a tiny ‘homophobic dog’ gummy nods to his Tomodachi Life obsession and proposal-level enthusiasm in “First person to recreate the homophobic dog on Tomodachi life is getting a marriage proposal from me”, making the whole drink loud, queer, and unapologetically chaotic good.

Your Hogwarts House
Blake’s defining throughline is loud, values-driven confrontation and a willingness to pick fights in public, which is classic Gryffindor. They repeatedly wade directly into political and cultural conflict, like calling out right‑wing grifters in “Is the right wing grift just an extremely committed college improv troupe? This is just three minutes of them ‘yes, and’ing the most poorly constructed, blatantly evil sentences they can come up with.” and saying “I swear to god if we lose gay marriage because one of our best chances at turning the average voter to our side gets tone policed into obscurity I will crash out in ways never seen before.”. That readiness to “crash out” rather than be quiet is impulsive, combative bravery more than strategic Slytherin self‑preservation. Their bio — “Only interested in being chaotic good” — and tweets like “How are people atheist and still homophobic?? Out here just hating for the love of the game 🙄” show a moral throughline of leaping to defend marginalized people even when it invites dogpiles. They also celebrate and defend outspoken creators and queer art as political praxis, as in “My praxis for the day is making sure people know that Legends ZA is in fact very gay” and their frustration that “we now live in a world where I instantly know all you’re political ideologies based solely on how you feel about a nice woman sharing their joy at getting a PhD”. While they are clearly witty and analytical (a Ravenclaw trait), the dominant vibe is bold, confrontational, emotionally driven defense of their values — squarely Gryffindor.

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Lil Nas X’s MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name) fits Blake’s mix of queer joy, political edge, and chaotic humor. Their bio says they’re “Only interested in being chaotic good,” and they constantly fuse pop‑culture with queer politics, like when they threaten, “I will crash out in ways never seen before.” The song’s unapologetically gay, mischievous tone matches Blake’s gleeful commitment to making bigoted people uncomfortable, as in, “I’m not stopping until Peepaw from Tallahassee knows the top 5 user reviewed poppers brands.” Like MONTERO, they lean into camp and queer internet culture as a weapon and a celebration, seen when they joke about Twitter ratios giving them “hope for the future” against reactionaries, “This tweet getting ratioed out the ass is giving me so much hope for the future ❤️” and openly stan queer media, “My praxis for the day is making sure people know that Legends ZA is in fact very gay.” The song’s combination of seduction, rebellion, and playful blasphemy mirrors how Blake treats their platforms: a place to be loudly queer, politically pointed, and theatrically extra all at once.

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