Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently engages with Celtic and football topics, e.g. celebrating wins like “BACK IN YOUR FUCKING BOX SEVCO” and praising players such as “Greg THE GOAT Taylor”.
- Humorous banter: Uses jokes and memes to react to games and players, like “Rangers captain has a donate button. The jokes write themselves 🤷♂️” and “The state of tha 😂”.
- Observant viewer: Notices details others miss, such as praising impact subs in “Nobody talking about when Ralston came on thought he was superb” and questioning selection in “Not starting Johnstone is criminal especially when playing against a low block”.
- Confident opinions: States strong views on managers and players, e.g. “Ange will get spurs top 5 👍” and “Maresca is a coach not a manager. We should be nowhere near him.”.
- Engaged debater: Regularly replies and quotes others to argue points, as in “Apart from the point it is literally the clubs problem” and callouts like “Notifications on replying an hour and a half later 😂😂 maths or English isn’t a strong point neither is football 👍”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Uses insults and swearing toward others, e.g. “BACK IN YOUR FUCKING BOX SEVCO” and “stupid prick pushed Kyogo then he scored 😂😂”.
- Tribal bias: Shows strong anti‑Rangers bias that can overshadow objectivity, such as mocking their results in “Rangers have conceded 10 (ten) without scoring 👍” and “How have they tried to turn Celtic winning 9 0 into a win for them hahahaha”.
- Dismissive tone: Often belittles opposing views or people, like “Get a job mate it’s 2am” and “Just described he’s own team 😂😂”.
- Negativity focus: Quick to criticise team decisions and players, for instance “We are so bad 😐” and “Why do we sign players that aren’t fit”.
- Crude expressions: Relies on crude or aggressive phrasing that can alienate others, as in “John Kennedy would slap the cunts head off 👍” and “Hope Mick Beales mole is paying rent”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This account reads most like Bart Simpson: mischievous, football-obsessed, and constantly winding up rivals. A huge amount of the feed is cheeky mockery of Rangers and their players, e.g. calling Tavernier out with “Rangers captain has a donate button. The jokes write themselves 🤷♂️” and celebrating with “BACK IN YOUR FUCKING BOX SEVCO”. The user fires off confident, sometimes cocky predictions like “Ange will get spurs top 5 👍” and “It’s crazy how we are going undefeated for the rest of the season”, which fits Bart’s brash self-assurance. There’s also a playful, meme-heavy way of talking about football (““BERNABEI Poty” and “Greg Taylor best left back in Scotland 👍”), which mirrors Bart’s jokey, exaggeration-prone style. Overall, the mix of banter, rivalry, and irreverence is much closer to Bart than to more serious or earnest characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Their timeline is highly reactive to live football and media moments, suggesting an Extroverted style that gets energy from ongoing events and public banter, like mocking rivals in “BACK IN YOUR FUCKING BOX SEVCO” and demanding a club tweet in “Celtic please put a sly tweet out”. The focus is overwhelmingly on concrete, present-tense details—specific matches, players, penalties, and results—rather than abstractions, such as “That is NEVER a penalty” and “We’ve missed 3 penalty’s against Livingston in a row 😭😭”, pointing to Sensing. Their tone is blunt, cutting, and often derisive, prioritizing evaluative judgments over harmony, seen in tweets like “Ally mcoist talks some amount of shite” and “Rangers captain has a donate button. The jokes write themselves 🤷♂️”, which fits Thinking over Feeling. They seem flexible and opportunistic rather than structured or methodical, reacting in the moment to games and narratives—e.g., instant hot takes like “Only Rodgers to blame if we lose” and spur-of-the-moment hype in “BERNABEI Poty”—indicating Perceiving over Judging. The combination of live, high-energy sports banter, concrete focus, sharp logical critiques, and spontaneous commentary is most consistent with ESTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You backing Ange to get Spurs top 5 and still laughing at ‘the famous Glasgow Rangers’ dropping 10 without scoring… fancy going undefeated on a date with me instead?
- You call Maresca a coach not a manager, but I reckon even he could see I should be managing to take you out for a pint after the next Celtic game.
- You’ve seen 7/7 domestic trophies, 9–0 wins, and Real Madrid at Parkhead, but I promise you’ve not seen scenes like the ones when you say yes to a night out with me.
- You’ve got notifications on for Celtic drama, Griezmann love, and Tavernier tears – what are the odds I can get you to turn them on for a message saying ‘Fancy a drink?’
- If Greg ‘THE GOAT’ Taylor is the best left-back in Scotland, can I be the best fallback option when your mates bail on your plans this weekend?
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Celtic observer, serial trophy counter & part-time Spurs optimist. Once backed Greg Taylor as Scotland’s best LB—and I’m still not taking it back.– @James_Cel
Your signature cocktail
The Sevco Slinger
This cocktail is built on Smoky Scotch whisky for the relentless Celtic obsession and Scottish football core, like when he fires off “BACK IN YOUR FUCKING BOX SEVCO” or laughs that “Rangers have conceded 10 (ten) without scoring 👍”. Green melon liqueur brings Celtic green and a touch of sweetness for the genuine love behind the banter, as in calling Greg Taylor “Greg THE GOAT Taylor”. A bitter herbal liqueur reflects his constant gripes about tactics and selection – from “Only Rodgers to blame if we lose” to “Not starting Johnstone is criminal especially when playing against a low block”. The spicy ginger beer mirrors his fiery, mocking tone in jabs like “Rangers captain has a donate button. The jokes write themselves 🤷♂️” and “Ally mcoist talks some amount of shite”. Finally, a dash of saline solution stands for the salty tears he enjoys provoking, captured perfectly in lines like “James Tavernier is CRYING 😂😂😂” and “Kris Boyd is absolutely seething”. Strong, sharp, a bit bitter but very moreish – just like his timeline when Celtic are flying and Rangers are in bits.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The tone across the account is confrontational, bold, and willing to say exactly what he thinks, even if it’s abrasive or unpopular, which fits Gryffindor’s brash courage more than any other house. He repeatedly goes on the attack against rivals and opponents, for example celebrating a win with “BACK IN YOUR FUCKING BOX SEVCO” and mocking Rangers players and fans in tweets like “James Tavernier is CRYING 😂😂😂” and “Rangers captain has a donate button. The jokes write themselves 🤷♂️”. He also shows a willingness to stand firmly behind his football beliefs and call out decisions he thinks are wrong, e.g. “Not starting Johnstone is criminal especially when playing against a low block” and “Iwata not getting a kick of ball before we got to ibrox is a disgrace”. Even when he’s pessimistic or frustrated, he pushes his views with conviction, such as “Only Rodgers to blame if we lose” or dismissing a managerial candidate with “Maresca is a coach not a manager. We should be nowhere near him.”. The combination of tribal loyalty to Celtic, direct verbal combat with rivals, and impulsive, emotionally charged posting aligns best with a hot‑blooded Gryffindor supporter rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the gentler loyalty of Hufflepuff.
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Your song
I Just Can't Get Enough - Depeche Mode
The upbeat, relentless energy of I Just Can't Get Enough fits a Celtic-daft timeline that lives and breathes football banter. They’re constantly buzzing off Celtic’s success, from the gloating of “7/7 domestic trophies btw 🤣🤣” to the confidence of “It’s crazy how we are going undefeated for the rest of the season”. Even when they’re annoyed, like blaming Rodgers in “Only Rodgers to blame if we lose” or raging about selections in “Not starting Johnstone is criminal especially when playing against a low block”, it comes from how invested they are. The constant digs at Rangers – for example “BACK IN YOUR FUCKING BOX SEVCO” and “Rangers captain has a donate button. The jokes write themselves 🤷♂️” – show they never switch off from the rivalry. Like the song’s hook, their timeline reads like someone who just can’t get enough of football, Celtic, and winding up the opposition.
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