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Bart Simpson is the best match because the user’s chaotic, rebellious style mirrors Bart’s constant defiance of authority, as seen in tweets like 'your honnoorrr, STAWP.' and 'i love being a weedsmoking chud because it reminds me how blissful life would be if charlie kirk were still alive'. The user’s teenage identity ('Im 18 today.') and impulsive, self‑destructive humor ('i think im gonna get a little high… and clean my room because I DONT WANNA BE A SLOB!') echo Bart’s mischievous, impulsive behavior. Their frequent use of profanity, meme‑filled posts, and questioning of social norms ('why can’t i be taken care of in the same way i take care of everyone else') also align with Bart’s sarcastic, anti‑establishment attitude. Finally, the user’s love for internet culture and random absurdities (e.g., 'i love this obviously chatgpt written shit') matches Bart’s love for pranks and chaotic humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extraversion by constantly interacting with others, quoting tweets and inviting conversation – e.g., “Good evening… My DMs are open” and “I’m 18 today.” Their focus on big‑picture ideas, speculation and abstract connections (e.g., “if from the beginning of the universe…” and “I have a #fantheory…”) points to an intuitive (N) style. Emotional and value‑driven language such as “Please spread the word about the stateless Rohingya people” and “why can’t i be taken care of in the same way i take care of everyone else” indicates a feeling (F) preference. The chaotic, spontaneous posting pattern, meme‑heavy content and lack of firm structure (“I love Twitter”, “I love this obviously ChatGPT written shit”) reflect a perceiving (P) orientation. Overall the blend of enthusiastic social engagement, abstract musings, personal values, and flexible style matches the ENFP profile.

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Animator, merch coordinator & Rohingya advocate, 18. Once turned a 30-sec sketch into a 200-like meme. Coffee-fuelled, meme-curator, always learning.– @jamesalamine

Your signature cocktail
The Chud’s Chaotic Chai blends soothing chai tea with a hint of cannabis‑infused honey syrup, echoing the tweet "I love Chai Tea." A splash of blue curaçao adds a neon meme‑like hue, mirroring the user’s love of chaotic internet memes as seen in "i love being a weedsmoking chud because it reminds me how blissful life would be if charlie kirk were still alive ....... #WeAreCharlesKirks". A dash of energy drink gives a buzz, reflecting the high‑energy vibe of "i think im gonna get a little high (I KNOW. im almost out though..) and clean my room because it's a been a bit and I DONT WANNA BE A SLOB!" and the celebratory tone of "Im 18 today." A shot of bourbon marks the birthday milestone, referencing "Im 18 today." The final mix is chaotic yet comforting, just like the stream of consciousness in "i love twitter" and "i love this obviously chatgpt written shit".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows boldness and moral courage, such as urging others to spread awareness about the Rohingya ('Please spread the word about the stateless Rohingya people') and openly condemning powerful figures ('I hate netanyahu, i hate israel, i hate the idf and i ESPECIALLY hate hypercapitalism'). They confront tech elitism, declaring they want the 'AI bubble' to burst so techbros stop pretending AI is a jack‑of‑all‑trades ('im praying ... that the ai bubble bursts soon'). Their willingness to apologize and extend an olive branch ('Good evening... My DMs are open') shows a brave readiness to change and face personal flaws. This combination of daring speech, standing up for causes, and confronting authority aligns with Gryffindor’s values of bravery and chivalry.

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The user repeatedly mentions getting high and procrastinating, e.g., “i think im gonna get a little high … and clean my room because it’s a been a bit and I DONT WANNA BE A SLOB!” which mirrors the song’s refrain “I was gonna clean my room until I got high.” They also self‑identify as a “weedsmoking chud” (“i love being a weedsmoking chud because it reminds me how blissful life would be if charlie kirk were still alive …”), showing weed is a core coping mechanism. At 18 they’re dealing with responsibilities (“Im 18 today.”) and feeling overwhelmed, a sentiment the track humorously captures as an excuse to stay high. Although they voice activism (“Please spread the word about the stateless Rohingya people”) and anti‑capitalist anger (“I hate netanyahu, i hate israel, i hate the idf and i especially hate hypercapitalism.”), the song’s irreverent, escapist vibe best reflects their overall defiant and laid‑back attitude.

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