Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Sarcastic: His frequent sarcastic comments, like 'Just paid for something and the eftpos terminal accepted my payment and said 'trans accepted' ?????? This country full of woke mind virus smh [picture]', show a sarcastic sense of humor.
- Observant: His detailed descriptions of his daily life, like 'Missed a patch on my face when shaving this morning and I've spent all day touching it [picture]', show a keen eye for detail.
- Humorous: His playful tweets about his boyfriend, like 'Played chess with the boyf and told him that if you can get a pawn to the other end and promote it to a queen/bishop/knight/rook you can call that piece a 'pawn star' and he believed me lmfao [picture]', demonstrate a lighthearted sense of humor.
- Curious: His fascination with history, as shown in his tweet 'Why do some historians put such inexplicably vague references in their books making it impossible to track down the source [picture]', reveals a curious mind.
- Open-minded: His support for LGBTQ+ rights, as evident in his bio 'he/him 🏳️🌈👦🏻', and his willingness to engage in discussions about social issues, like 'Kink at Pride' is the most toxic pride month discourse so I'll just put that out there for discussion on the first day of the month so we can get it over with early [picture]', suggests an open-minded perspective.
Weaknesses:
- Hypochondria: His frequent tweets about his health, like 'Missed a patch on my face when shaving this morning and I've spent all day touching it [picture]', suggest a tendency towards hypochondria.
- Cynicism: His sarcastic comments, like 'Just paid for something and the eftpos terminal accepted my payment and said 'trans accepted' ?????? This country full of woke mind virus smh [picture]', reveal a cynical outlook on life.
- Impatience: His tweet 'Waiting impatiently for some more Rishi Sunak fuck ups [picture]' shows a lack of patience for political situations.
- Self-centered: His frequent selfies and focus on his own experiences, like 'Coffee selfie [picture]', suggest a tendency towards self-centeredness.
- Negativity: His tweets about his mental health, like 'My mental health kind of sucks shit lately and I'm starting to feel burnt out and I have to keep reminding myself my holiday is just around the corner [picture]', reveal a negative outlook on life.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
James's mischievous nature, sarcastic humor, and tendency to push boundaries make him reminiscent of Bart Simpson. His playful tweets, like 'Played chess with the boyf and told him that if you can get a pawn to the other end and promote it to a queen/bishop/knight/rook you can call that piece a 'pawn star' and he believed me lmfao [picture]', and his cynical comments, like 'Just paid for something and the eftpos terminal accepted my payment and said 'trans accepted' ?????? This country full of woke mind virus smh [picture]', mirror Bart's rebellious spirit and knack for getting into trouble.
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Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a tram? Because I'd love to ride you all day long.
- I'm not a historian, but I'd love to write a thesis about you.
- You must be a Kinder Surprise Bueno, because you're sweet, delicious, and I'm totally getting chocolate on my sheets after.
- If you were a political scandal, I'd be waiting impatiently for you to unfold.
- Do you have a blue tick? Because you're definitely worth paying for.
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Kiwi living in Hong Kong | Thesis writer | 🏳️🌈👦🏻 | @basicbriar stan | Tram enthusiast | DMs open for banter, memes, and travel tips.– @JamesHalcrow
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Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
James's sharp wit, cynicism, and ambition align him with Slytherin. His sarcastic comments, like 'Just paid for something and the eftpos terminal accepted my payment and said 'trans accepted' ?????? This country full of woke mind virus smh [picture]', demonstrate a cunning intellect. His ambition is evident in his desire to 'make it overseas', as he states in 'Btw Kim Kardashian was right when she said to get your fucking ass up and work and in the context of moving abroad it's true, if you want to make it overseas and for the long term then you have to put in the hard yards in the beginning no matter how homesick you might be at first [picture]'. These traits, combined with his drive to succeed in his career and travels, make him a fitting Slytherin.
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Hong Kong Garden - Siouxsie and the Banshees
This song, with its evocative lyrics about a bustling, vibrant city, captures the essence of James's experiences in Hong Kong. His tweets about his travels, like 'The former French Concession and it's immediate vicinity is one of the nicest parts of Shanghai [picture] [quoted tweet]', and his observations about the city's unique atmosphere, like 'Much to love about Causeway Bay living but this is the worst time of year for it because the place suddenly fills up with cops and security fencing all over the place [picture]', resonate with the song's portrayal of a city full of contrasts and energy.
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