Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially-engaged: Shows political and environmental concern, e.g. backing a Brexit public vote in “.@KarenPBuckMP As your constituent, please back a public vote next week.” and supporting Greenpeace in “Greenpeace christmas card. check out http://t.co/KpmZMQQYjk”.
- Creative-focus: Consistently promotes art projects like The Suggestionists, Clones, and Attack on the Clones, e.g. “Collection No.3: Clones All unique hand finished editions” and “Attack on the Clones V2 3.1, 3.2, 3.4...”.
- Humorous: Uses vivid, goofy observations and exclamations, like “just saw man jogging, big smug face... didn't realise his testiball was hanging out of his short shorts!” and “Laughed so much i nearly dropped my Baguette!!”.
- Culturally-aware: Regularly references films and music (Blondie, Hendrix, Dog Day Afternoon, Dawn Of The Dead), e.g. “Dog Day Afternoon (1975) Official Trailer: http://t.co/wY3qHsx9 via @youtube Ever wondered where Tarantino get's his ideas from/”.
- Self-reflective: Openly compares his work to others and reflects on personal standards, e.g. “My whole day has been consumed by Crumb! Makes me think i should try harder! God damn that man can draw.”.
Weaknesses:
- Tech-frustrated: Repeatedly complains about using Twitter/phone, e.g. “Still can't use Twitter on my mobile phone! defeats the object of writing your thoughts if you have to carry laptop around!” and “Can't even connect my Instagram to Twitter! aaaaaaaargh!”.
- Profanity-prone: Frequently swears in public posts, such as “Fuck this shit! if anyone wants to follow me on Instagram my name is hewll” and “This is a fucking disgrace!!!!”.
- Abrupt-critic: Expresses strong dismissive views, e.g. “Fuck the nerdy sci fi wankers and the high brow lonley twats! I loved it!”, which can alienate some followers.
- Infrequent-engager: Long gaps and minimal conversational replies; posts are mostly one-way announcements like “Collection No.4 01/11/2024” rather than interactions.
- Promotion-heavy: Recent timeline is dominated by sales and releases, e.g. “Last 3 days Tank Girl open edition” and multiple Clones/Attack on the Clones drops, which can feel more commercial than personal.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The account reads most like Bart Simpson: creative, rebellious, funny, and a bit foul-mouthed. There’s a punk, anti-authority streak in posts like “Fuck this shit! if anyone wants to follow me on Instagram my name is hewll” and “Resurrecting dead icons from the past to turn into holographic cash cows is a terrible terrible idea!”, which fits Bart’s instinct to call out what he thinks is bogus. The humour is mischievous and slightly crude, as in “just saw man jogging, big smug face, Showing off his physical prowess. didn't realise his testiball was hanging out of his short shorts!”. At the same time, there’s a strong love of pop culture and music—Blondie, Hendrix, film trailers—that mirrors Bart’s obsession with TV, music, and idols. The mix of artistic edge, sarcastic commentary, and gleeful chaos aligns more with Bart than with more earnest or straight‑laced characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean slightly introvert over extrovert: while there’s some playful public venting like “Fuck this shit! if anyone wants to follow me on Instagram my name is hewll”, most posts are about personal tastes, moods, and art rather than seeking ongoing social interaction or conversation threads. Their interests clearly favor Intuition: they’re drawn to stylistic, atmospheric films and music, and describe things in imaginative, big-picture terms—calling Robert Crumb’s work “Filthy, smart, Beautiful and totally anarchic!” in “The Crumb exhibition was AMAZING!”, and summarizing The Suggestionists as conceptual series like Tarot, Pines, and Honey rather than listing technical details. The Feeling preference shows in strong value judgments and emotional language: “Resurrecting dead icons from the past to turn into holographic cash cows is a terrible terrible idea!” and “This is a fucking disgrace!!!!” frame issues in terms of authenticity and respect, and political engagement like “please back a public vote next week. The people need the final say on any Brexit deal.” emphasizes people’s rights. Their Judging–Perceiving side leans Perceiving: they frequently sound spontaneous and reactive—“Been trying to connect from my phone through twitter for days!!!! BORING!” and “My egg's were startled this morn when i woke them suddenly and smashed them into a delicious omelet!”—and their feed mixes sudden enthusiasms (films, songs, exhibitions) more than carefully structured plans, even when promoting work like “Clones 19/09/2024 4pm BST”. Overall, the creative, values‑driven, expressive, and somewhat scattered style of tweeting—strong aesthetics, intense likes/dislikes, and emotional authenticity—fits best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If ‘Attack on the Clones V2’ ever needs another edition, I volunteer as the unique misprint—one of one, hand‑finished by Jamie Hewlett management… and maybe signed by you.
- You once tweeted that Crumb makes you feel like you should try harder—meanwhile I’m here trying harder just to look half as mesmerised by you as you looked heading to that Crumb exhibition on the Metro.
- You’ve reimagined Tank Girl for the 21st century and turned Zitkala, Billy The Kid and The Crossover into modern icons—if you ever feel like sketching an ordinary mortal, I promise to stand still longer than any of your clones.
- Back in 2012 you were raging about holographic Hendrix being a ‘fucking disgrace’—don’t worry, I’m 100% analog, but I’m still hoping to get a little Jimi-level electricity going between us.
- You once said Prometheus was great and told the ‘nerdy sci fi wankers’ to shove it; as a proud nerd I’m willing to compromise—how about we argue about Ridley Scott over omelets as ‘startled’ as the ones you tweeted about?
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Your new Twitter bio
Artist behind Tank Girl & Gorillaz. From Saatchi to clones and comics, still chasing the perfect line—and occasionally dropping my sun‑tan on planes.– @JamieHewlett
Your signature cocktail
The Suggestionist Sour
This strong, moody mezcal sour channels Jamie Hewlett’s punky, cinematic energy and love of anarchy, nodding to his reaction to hologram rock legends as a “fucking disgrace!!!!” in “Holograms of Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix Planned”. The smoky mezcal is for late‑night creativity, political edge, and that raw honesty behind lines like “Fuck this shit! if anyone wants to follow me on Instagram my name is hewll”. Blood orange juice adds vivid, comic‑book color and bittersweetness, like his vibrant art drops for Clones and Attack on the Clones teased in posts such as “Clones 1.1, 1.2, 1.3…”. A ginger and chili syrup brings chaotic, spiky heat that fits someone who writes about startled eggs and rogue joggers’ wardrobe malfunctions in “just saw man jogging… didn't realise his testiball was hanging out”. The absinthe rinse is a wink to his tarot, Tank Girl, and Suggestionists mystique in “Pines, Tarot, Honey. #TheSuggestionists”, while the charcoal salt rim echoes his darker, rock‑and‑roll obsessions, from Blondie marathons like “I'm having a Debbie revival this summer!” to gritty cult‑film links scattered through his feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The strongest throughline across these tweets is a deep, eclectic curiosity and a love of ideas and aesthetics, which fits Ravenclaw best. They constantly share films, music, and cultural references with a discerning eye, from classic cinema like “Dog Day Afternoon (1975) – Official Trailer” and “Dawn Of The Dead 1978 Trailer: This is what i'm talking about!” to niche music picks such as “Robert Crumb seems to have produced more beautiful art than 20 artists combined! Truly staggering!”, evidencing both taste and analysis. Their tweets around the Crumb exhibition — “The Crumb exhibition was AMAZING! Filthy, smart, Beautiful and totally anarchic!” — show an intellectual engagement with art’s ideas and politics, not just its surface. They also display self-reflective wit and meta-awareness, joking that “Natural Born Smoker… Hang on a second! That's me!!!”, which leans more toward clever self-observation than raw bravado or sentimentality. While there are moments of moral stance and passion, like calling hologram cash-grabs a “fucking disgrace” in “Holograms of Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix Planned”, those are framed through an artistic and cultural critique rather than Gryffindor-style heroics. Taken together — the constant cultural curation, analytical praise of other artists, and wry introspection — Ravenclaw is the most fitting house.
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Your song
Dreaming - Blondie
The song Dreaming by Blondie fits Jamie Hewlett’s energetic, punk-influenced, visually driven personality and his clear affection for Debbie Harry and Blondie. He goes on a full Blondie binge, posting “Blondie Dreaming” and saying he’s having “a Debbie revival this summer,” along with multiple Blondie tracks like “Blondie Heart of Glass 1979 Video TopPop” and “Blondie Union City Blue”. The song’s mix of restless energy and romantic, slightly anarchic optimism mirrors his tone when he gushes about art and film, like his excitement over Prometheus in “I'm excited about seeing Prometheus tonight! ... I loved it!” and his praise of the Crumb exhibition in “Filthy, smart, Beautiful and totally anarchic!”. As a visual artist constantly releasing new work like The Suggestionists and Clones, his feed suggests a relentless creative drive that resonates with the song’s forward-pushing, dream-chasing mood. Overall, Dreaming captures both his aesthetic inspirations and his spirited, slightly chaotic creative life.
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