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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak is known for his chronic depression, loneliness, and frequent suicidal thoughts, which align with Jamie's tweets like “Might kms tonight” and “I genuinely don’t know who would miss me if i did just kms.” The user also expresses self‑harm urges (“I wish I had a blade, rope, I wish I had a gun”) similar to Moe’s many attempts to end his life in the show. Both feel unwanted and crave validation—Moe constantly laments being ignored at his bar, while JamieluvsMD writes “Parents are asking me to go to an institution… Kys” and repeatedly advertises “DMs always open!” The chaotic, self‑destructive tone of the tweets mirrors Moe’s bitter humor and low self‑esteem, making him the best match among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s extraverted nature is clear from frequent outreach statements such as "DMs always open!" and "will literally interact with any subtwt!" along with constant posting like "Just started my 2 week minecraft phase chat". Their focus on concrete, sensory details—e.g., "I’m so fucking light headed… my bathroom floor is covered in blood" and "I love eating steak that’s almost raw"—points to a Sensing preference. Decision‑making is driven by strong personal feelings, as seen in emotional outbursts like "I hate him I hate him I hate him" and affectionate notes such as "I’m glad i make you think about me, cutie". The spontaneous, unstructured style of posts, including statements like "Might kms tonight" and "I’m notf limited anymoree it’s overt for all of youn", reflects a Perceiving approach. Together these traits align best with the ESFP type.

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19 | Gamer, pixel art fan & aspiring storyteller | Lost my pixel in a Minecraft raid – still searching 🎮✨ | DMs open– @jamieluvsMD

Your signature cocktail
The neon blue curaçao mirrors the line "Blitzø, the O is silent!" and the pixelated vibe, while the grenadine represents the blood in "I’m so fucking light headed oh my god there’s so much fucking blood what do i do my bathroom floor is fucking covered". A jalapeño-infused tequila captures the sharpness of "Using a sharpener blade while i wait for my box cutter to arrive, feels like I’m 12 again lmao". A splash of energy drink nods to "I miss drugsssss i wish i had molly rn" and the chaotic energy of the timeline. Vodka provides the neutral, chaotic base reflecting the user’s underlying emptiness. The swirling layers echo the tumultuous, erratic nature of @jamieluvsMD’s tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently seeks attention and status, as seen in "100,000 FOLLOWERS THANKS I LOVE MYBFANS" and the repeated self‑promotion of links and DMs being open. Their tweets also reveal a self‑preserving, cunning mindset, for example "I’m new here and i don’t have many followers... you would all just forget" which shows an awareness of personal advantage and a desire to control how they are perceived. The recurring themes of risky behavior, self‑harm, and a willingness to manipulate their image align with Slytherin's traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and self‑interest.

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The user frequently mentions self‑harm and suicidal thoughts, for example 'Might kms tonight' and 'I genuinely don’t know who would miss me if i did just kms.' The line 'Using a sharpener blade while i wait for my box cutter to arrive, feels like I’m 12 again' shows a fixation on self‑injury, echoing the lyric 'I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.' They also talk about drug cravings – 'I miss drugsssss i wish i had molly rn' – which parallels the song’s reference to 'the needle tears a hole.' Overall the song’s bleak, introspective tone about pain, addiction and feeling broken fits the chaotic, distressed voice of @jamieluvsMD.

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