
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Their mix of sensitivity, creativity and low tolerance for ignorance lines up strongly with Lisa Simpson. They’re passionate about music and clearly a serious musician, similar to Lisa with her sax, shown by posts like “dia do eterno cliff burton uma das minhas maiores referências no baixo”, “fernanda lira minha maior inspiração amo ela amo o crypta” and “primeiro ensaio da minha banda hoje!!! foi tudo”. Like Lisa’s strong sense of justice and body autonomy, they complain about social pressure and rudeness in tweets such as “odeio a pressão estética de não poder ter estrias e manchas em paz”, “como eu odeio gente sem educação pqp” and “odeio quando estou apenas sendo feliz e alguém vem me incomodar falando merda”. They’re also introspective and anxious yet hopeful, echoing Lisa’s emotional depth: “tédio e ansiedade” contrasts with “me sentindo muito grata pela minha vida acabou a depressão”. Finally, their deep love for friends and partner—“amor de amizade é tão necessário e bom quanto o romântico” and “amo meu namorado te amo gabriel”—matches Lisa’s big heart and need for meaningful connections rather than superficial popularity.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they clearly enjoy people and shared experiences (friends, boyfriend, band, shows), often expressing affection and engaging socially, like when they say “amo minhas besties lindas gigi chris kezia & patty” and “sigam minha banda no instagram o link tá na bio”, which shows outward energy and a desire to connect. They appear more iNtuitive than Sensing, focusing on feelings, identity and aesthetics over concrete details, such as reflecting on being an "it girl" to someone in “eu já fui a it girl de alguém 😭” and romanticizing relationships and inspirations like “amor de amizade é tão necessário e bom quanto o romântico”. Their style is clearly Feeling: they prioritize emotions, values, and relationships, seen in tweets like “odeio a pressão estética de não poder ter estrias e manchas em paz” and “odeio ficar longe do gabriel a vida fica tão sem graça”, driven by empathy and hurt rather than detached logic. Finally, they seem Perceiving: life is expressed as spontaneous moods and impulses—complaining about work in “odeio trabalhar”, random anxiety in “tédio e ansiedade”, and joking about messy bangs in “uma hora minha franja tá no olho outra hora ela tá no meio da testa”—rather than structured long-term planning. This combination of outward emotional expression, romantic/idealistic focus, and spontaneous, mood-driven behavior is most consistent with ENFP.

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Bass player from Belo Horizonte, coffee-powered, once hurt my finger at band practice and still went to work the next day. Art, rock, and tiny joys.– @janeosaki

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a shot of dark spiced rum for their heavy, metal-loving bassist soul and admiration for icons like Cliff Burton, inspired by their homage to him: “dia do eterno cliff burton uma das minhas maiores referências no baixo”. A splash of red berry liqueur represents their gushy, romantic, glued-to-their-partner side, echoing tweets like “sou muito grudenta romântica apaixonada emocionada 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏” and “odeio ficar longe do gabriel a vida fica tão sem graça”. Cold brew coffee concentrate adds the jittery anxiety and insomnia vibe, channeling their restless energy in posts like “tédio e ansiedade” and “não consigo dormir porque estou ansiosa pro meu aniversário (faltam dois meses”. The sparkling water with lime keeps it fizzy and playful, a nod to their good days, band rehearsals, and gratitude phase in tweets like “dia bom” and “me sentindo muito grata pela minha vida acabou a depressão”. Finally, the black sugar rim reflects their goth-y, dramatic, and slightly unhinged edge, from horny lyrics and dark aesthetics in “adore me, hold me and explore me i'm so fucking horny tell me i'm the only only only only one” to the chaotic threats and rants like “eu te odeio se eu te ver na rua eu te mato porra” and “as pessoas me estressam tô de saco cheio”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining traits are loyalty, affection, and valuing close relationships, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff. They openly cherish their partner and friends, writing things like “amo meu namorado te amo gabriel”, “odeio ficar longe do gabriel a vida fica tão sem graça”, and “amo minhas besties lindas gigi chris kezia & patty”, showing a strong emphasis on loyalty and emotional bonds. They also celebrate and uplift others — for instance “amo enaltecer minhas amigas” and “amor de amizade é tão necessário e bom quanto o romântico e receber os dois tem feito muito bem pra mim” — which reflects the Hufflepuff focus on kindness and community. While they do express frustration and anger at rudeness or injustice, as in “como eu odeio gente sem educação pqp” and “odeio a pressão estética de não poder ter estrias e manchas em paz”, this mostly reinforces their desire for fairness and respect. Their excitement about working on their band, from “primeiro ensaio da minha banda hoje!!! foi tudo” to “coloquei a música da minha banda em uma playlist minha”, also suggests a steady, collaborative, hard-working streak rather than overt ambition or glory-seeking, fitting Hufflepuff best.

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The song brutal fits them perfectly because it channels anxious, messy, youthful frustration and dark humor, which shows up in tweets like “tédio e ansiedade” and “as pessoas me estressam tô de saco cheio”. They balance angst with self-aware drama, seen in “que saco” and “odeio trabalhar”, echoing the song’s "it’s brutal out here" vibe. They even tweeted “brutal” directly, suggesting they already resonate with that aesthetic. At the same time, their intense romantic side in “sou muito grudenta romântica apaixonada emocionada 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏” and vulnerability about body image in “odeio a pressão estética de não poder ter estrias e manchas em paz” match the song’s raw, insecure honesty. Overall, brutal captures their mix of emo humor, anxiety, attitude, and heartfelt sensitivity.

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