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Jan shares Lisa Simpson's blend of intellect, curiosity, and occasional melancholy. His philosophical musings, like 'Работа есть априоприорная форма транцендентальной эстетики,' mirror Lisa's intellectual pursuits. His love for nature and animals, seen in 'Наблюдал сегодня шмеля,' aligns with Lisa's environmentalism. Like Lisa, Jan often critiques societal norms, as in 'Менеджеры, HR, продакты хуякты — всё мерзкие щупальцы утилитаризма.' Both are thoughtful and unique individuals.

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Jan's introspective and philosophical tweets, such as 'Работа есть априоприорная форма транцендентальной эстетики,' align with the INFP's reflective nature. His love for observing nature and animals, as seen in 'Наблюдал сегодня шмеля,' reflects the INFP's appreciation for beauty and simplicity. His abstract humor, like 'Любой роудмап ведет к глорихолу,' showcases the creative and idealistic side of this personality type. Additionally, his occasional melancholy, as in 'Неделя за неделей скоро в могилу,' fits the sensitive and emotional aspect of INFPs.

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Philosopher of kvass, cats, and kvass-induced musings | Nature observer and absurdist humorist | Saint Petersburg vibes | Family man who won't 'go to freedom' | Tweets powered by kvass and existentialism.– @JanFeldjager

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The 'Kvass Philosopher' captures Jan’s essence—simple yet profound. Kvass reflects his love for traditional, everyday pleasures, as seen in 'стоило сходить прогуляться вечерком по району и выпить кваса.' Vodka adds a Russian twist, grounding the drink in his roots. Lemon juice and mint bring a refreshing touch, like his observations in 'Наблюдал сегодня шмеля.' Honey ties it together with a hint of sweetness, matching his nostalgic and romantic musings. It’s a drink for thinkers and dreamers.

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Jan's abstract thinking and philosophical musings, like 'Работа есть априоприорная форма транцендентальной эстетики,' align with Ravenclaw's values of intellect and creativity. His appreciation for nature and animals, such as 'Наблюдал сегодня шмеля,' reflects a curious and observant mind. Additionally, his humor and love for quirky ideas, as seen in 'Любой роудмап ведет к глорихолу,' fit the eccentric Ravenclaw personality. He is less about bravery or ambition and more about wit and wisdom.

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Jan's melancholic and philosophical tweets, such as 'Неделя за неделей скоро в могилу,' align with the introspective tone of this song. His love for solitude and reflection, as in 'стоило сходить прогуляться вечерком по району и выпить кваса,' resonates with the song's themes of walking alone. Additionally, his abstract humor, like 'Любой роудмап ведет к глорихолу,' fits the quirky yet deep spirit of the lyrics.

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