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Your Simpsons character
JanJaczewski embodies the cynical, gatekeeping, and politically opinionated nature of Comic Book Guy, often reacting with mockery toward others' actions. He displays a penchant for sarcastic dismissals, such as when he observes that “Sądząc po komentarzach, babsko zbanowało cały internet 🤣” or takes pleasure in the “Wycie lewactwa 🥲”. Much like the Android's Dungeon owner, he holds strong ideological convictions, dismissing the minimum wage as a “ZASIŁKIEM SOCJALNYM i zachętą dla imigracji z krajów barbarzyńskich”. His tendency to get into internet disputes and track who is blocking whom mirrors the character's elitist and antisocial tendencies within his own digital community. Ultimately, his tone is one of a perennial critic who finds most of the modern world to be the 'Worst. Thing. Ever.'

Your MBTI personality Type
Jan demonstrates Introversion (I) through a cynical focus on internal principles over social cohesion, often highlighting his exclusion or 'blocking' by others, such as when he notes that “everyone will block everyone and silence will fall”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on grand geopolitical theories and symbolic patterns rather than day-to-day events, exemplified by his claim that “Germany will try to occupy Pomerania” under a specific political pretense. He is a clear Thinking (T) type, employing blunt, unsentimental logic to dismiss social policies, arguing that “'minimum wage' is harmful” and merely a disguised form of social welfare. Finally, his Judging (J) trait appears in his rigid, black-and-white worldview and decisive rejection of symbols he deems illegitimate, stating flatly “Not my flag” to assert a firm ideological boundary.

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Passionate about economic liberty and Polish sovereignty. Once blocked for being too consistent about history. Always skeptical of bureaucracy and EU overreach.– @JanJaczewski

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This drink is aggressively bitter and strictly traditional, mirroring a user who views the world through a lens of national defense and economic skepticism. The heat comes from their disdain for leftists, specifically “Komuniści zmartwieni, że faszystów zrównuje się z komunistami 🥹”, while the watery base reflects their belief that the “'płaca minimalna' staje się ZASIŁKIEM SOCJALNYM” and loses all inherent worth. The garnish is a nod to their firm rejection of foreign symbols, as they declare of certain banners, “Not my flag.”. It is a drink designed for someone who feels “Otaczają nas” (surrounded) and prefers to watch the “Wycie lewactwa 🥲” from the safety of a heavily fortified bar stool.

Your Hogwarts House
JanJaczewski exhibits the Slytherin traits of tribalism and a sharp, exclusionary focus on 'us vs. them' dynamics, particularly regarding national identity. This is evident when he dismisses symbols that don't align with his specific worldview, stating “Not my flag.” or “Not a flag at all”. His resourcefulness is channeled into cynical political analysis, such as when he frames economic policy as a “ZASIŁKIEM SOCJALNYM i zachętą dla imigracji z krajów barbarzyńskich”, prioritizing his group's preservation against perceived outside threats. Furthermore, his commentary on social dynamics, like “Wycie lewactwa 🥲”, demonstrates a cunning, confrontational style that values victory over ideological enemies. Ultimately, his focus on heritage, strict boundaries, and skepticism of 'others' aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and self-interest.

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JanJaczewski’s profile reflects a world he views as increasingly alien, threatening, and ideologically hostile. He expresses a deep sense of national anxiety and loss of identity, explicitly stating “Not my flag” and warning that “Niemcy będą próbować zająć Pomorze” under current leadership. The song's themes of social engineering and isolation mirror his disdain for economic policies like the “‘płaca minimalna’, jest szkodliwa”, which he views as a social welfare trap. Ultimately, his frequent observations that “Otaczają nas” capture the essence of a man feeling besieged by a 'brave new world' of modern politics and social decay.

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