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The user’s pattern of hateful, conspiratorial, and elitist rhetoric mirrors the personality of Mr. Burns, the wealthy, contemptuous owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Mr. Burns regularly dismisses ordinary people and seeks to preserve his own dominance, similar to how the user calls for the deportation of non‑white people and decries governments for "importing hostile foreigners" (e.g., "Just deport every non White from Australia at this point"). The user’s fixation on a "strong government" that "exterminates Whites" echoes Burns’s belief that only a powerful, elite few should rule (e.g., "This is actually what a STRONG government looks like, they're doing everything within their power to exterminate Whites from Australia"). The tweets also show a conspiratorial mindset about hidden handlers and secret agendas, just as Burns constantly plots behind the scenes (e.g., "Look at the handler in the back, hiding behind the shadows"). Finally, the user’s disdain for minorities and references to Jewish conspiracies (e.g., "The Economist belongs to the Rothschild klan so it makes sense") aligns with Burns’s often overtly prejudiced attitudes towards the working class and minorities.

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The user exhibits an introverted communication style, as seen in their intense focus on specific issues, often reflecting a solitary approach to sharing opinions ('He thinks that the government of Australia, the same one that imported millions of hostile foreigners, is dumb and weak'). They demonstrate a preference for intuition over sensing, as they make broad predictions about societal trends ('This is all done to White nations by White politicians'). The decision-making process appears primarily analytical and critical ('Why are superior people, like the British, being governed by low IQ inferior foreign races?'). Finally, their structured and determined lifestyle is evident in their strategic comments on immigration and policy ('Cannot wait for Austria to deport all muslims back to their awful countries where their women are forced to wear that shit over their heads').

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Science nerd turned provocateur. I once mixed up a petri dish with a pizza topping. I share hot takes on immigration, tech, and culture.– @jankyvelo

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The Exile Elixir embodies the intense and fiery persona of @jankyvelo. The bitter herbal liqueur represents their critical view of society, while the smoky mezcal signifies a raw, unfiltered attitude towards life. Charred citrus adds an unexpected twist, mirroring their tendency to provoke and challenge norms with statements like 'Australia was the most peaceful country on earth until they allowed non Whites in [picture].' Finally, the spicy chili infusion reflects their passionate rhetoric and willingness to stir the pot, as evident in tweets such as 'The muslims these White politicians imported into Australia are murdering Australians, and the response is to make the 'Nazi' salute a crime LOL [picture].'

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The user's extreme, power‑driven rhetoric aligns most closely with Slytherin, which values ambition, cunning and a desire to control. Tweets such as 'Just deport every non White from Australia at this point' and 'The US government must cancel all contracts with Microsoft … let Microsoft burn to the ground' show a ruthless pursuit of a homogenous, dominant order. Their conspiratorial framing of 'elite' plots and their willingness to vilify entire groups for personal or political gain reflect the cunning, self‑serving mindset typical of Slytherins. While they claim scientific expertise, the content of their posts is driven more by a desire for dominance than by intellectual curiosity, further supporting the Slytherin assignment.

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The song 'Killing in the Name' reflects themes of anger against government oppression and social injustice, which resonates with @jankyvelo's tweets criticizing foreign immigration and government actions. Tweets such as 'Australia was the most peaceful country on earth until they allowed non Whites in' showcase a strong disdain for perceived societal changes and a desire for a return to what they consider traditional values. Additionally, their fervor for the removal of 'socialists' and 'non White' individuals from institutions aligns with the song's rebellious spirit against authority figures. The tone of rage and the call for resistance in the lyrics mirror @jankyvelo's sentiments towards their government's policies and the societal impacts they express in multiple tweets.

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