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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His tweet 'dei sinal pro ônibus o cara fez 👎 e passou direto????? essas coisas so acontecem comigo pqp' shows his ability to turn frustrating moments into comedy.
- Passionate: His frustration over anime accessibility in 'sasakoi sem transmissao pro brasil sem legenda em portugues sem NADA eh 4 crimes juntos' highlights his commitment to inclusivity.
- Relatable: His self-deprecating humor, like 'não tive uma vitória nos últimos quatro meses,' makes him approachable and easy to connect with.
- Creative: Speculating about Lea Michele's child's literacy in 'como será a alfabetização do filho da lea michele' shows his imaginative thinking.
- Fandom-Loving: His love for Starkid, Stardew Valley, and Dungeon Meshi, seen in tweets like 'meu deus eu amo starkid,' showcases his dedication to fandom culture.
Weaknesses:
- Overthinking: His tweet 'será que ver dungeon meshi pelo meu crush no damien haas vale a pena considerando que eu nunca veria em inglês em condições normais?' shows a tendency to overanalyze decisions.
- Self-Critical: His tweet 'não tive uma vitória nos últimos quatro meses' reveals a tendency to dwell on perceived failures.
- Chaotic: Moments like 'eu fico sozinho no ponto por .2 segundos e aparecem 5 cachorros da puta que pariu' show a life filled with unpredictability, which might stress him out.
- Distracted: His tweet 'fiz nada o dia inteiro bateu 20h da noite comecei a estudar francês resolver trabalho ver aula online arrumar o quarto' suggests procrastination leading to rushed productivity.
- Socially Exhausted: His tweet 'cara pq o shopping taboao eh Desse Jeito odeio encontrar gente' shows a dislike for crowded social spaces.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Janus's chaotic energy and knack for absurd situations, like 'dei sinal pro ônibus o cara fez 👎,' mirror Bart Simpson's mischievous antics. His self-deprecating humor ('não tive uma vitória nos últimos quatro meses') aligns with Bart's ability to laugh off failure. Both share a rebellious streak, seen in Janus's critique of anime accessibility ('sasakoi sem transmissao pro brasil ... xenofobia lgbtfobia'). They're chaotic, funny, and relatable.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Janus embodies ENFP: extraverted, intuitive, feeling, perceiving. His extraversion shines in his humorous tweets ('dei sinal pro ônibus o cara fez 👎'). Intuition drives his imaginative scenarios, like 'como será a alfabetização do filho da lea michele.' His feeling side shows through his advocacy ('sasakoi sem transmissao pro brasil ... xenofobia'). Perceiving keeps him flexible, seen in his chaotic productivity ('bateu 20h ... comecei a estudar francês'). He's a creative, empathetic whirlwind.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a bus driver? Because even if you gave me a thumbs-down, I'd still chase after you!
- Do you believe in chaos theory? Because meeting you feels like a beautiful accident.
- Are you Stardew Valley? Because I want to save you, Elliott-style.
- Do you like anime? Because I'd fight for subtitles just to watch you smile.
- Are you Dungeon Meshi? Because I'd watch you in any language, crush or not!
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Your new Twitter bio
20 y/o chaos enthusiast | he/it + neos | Fandom aficionado (Starkid, Stardew Valley, Dungeon Meshi) | Social justice ranter | Lover of absurd bus stop moments & pop culture hot takes!– @janusmustdie
Your signature cocktail
Chaotic Crush
The 'Chaotic Crush' matches Janus's vibrant personality. Vodka represents his sharp humor ('dei sinal pro ônibus o cara fez 👎'), while Passion Fruit Juice adds a sweet yet tangy twist, like his fandom love ('meu deus eu amo starkid'). Red Bull reflects his chaotic energy ('eu fico sozinho no ponto ... aparecem 5 cachorros'), and Pop Rocks bring unpredictable fun to the mix. It's a fizzy, bold drink for a bold personality.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Janus fits Hufflepuff with his loyalty to fandoms ('meu deus eu amo starkid') and his relatable, compassionate nature ('não tive uma vitória nos últimos quatro meses'). His advocacy for inclusivity in 'sasakoi sem transmissao pro brasil sem legenda em portugues' aligns with Hufflepuff values of fairness and kindness. Despite his chaotic moments, like 'eu fico sozinho no ponto ... aparecem 5 cachorros,' his humor and resilience shine through. He's the kind of person you'd want in your corner.
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Your song
Born to Die - Lana Del Rey
Janus's tweet about someone on a bus listening to Born to Die ('espero q o cara do meu lado no onibus ouvindo born to die') makes this song fitting. Its melancholic yet chaotic vibe mirrors his self-deprecating humor ('não tive uma vitória nos últimos quatro meses') and unpredictable moments ('eu fico sozinho no ponto ... aparecem 5 cachorros'). It's poetic chaos, much like Janus's personality.
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