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Your Simpsons character
Japh comes off as emotionally intense, principled, and openly neurodivergent, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they clearly care about justice and calling out bigotry, e.g. banning someone “because he cant say the n word” and then being harassed for it (“Literally just banned a dude because he cant say the n word and got told I was the worst person ever to exist”). They’re also very reflective about toxic relationships and boundaries, such as leaving a harmful group chat (“How it felt to get out of a toxic gc and in a gc thats just like me and doesnt harass me for being an autist 24/7”) and processing months of drama (“Just finally got done 3 dumb butt drama and after 5 months of bullshit, its finally over”). Their mix of niche fandom passion (MLP, FNAF, Pac-Man, Sonic) and creative hobbies (drawing, YouTube, fanfic) echoes Lisa’s artsy, obsessive side, like when they speedrun yuri art (“tried speedrunning art, made some yuri in 15 minutes here some pinkiedash”) or celebrate booting up their Wii again (“I finally booted my wii after months and I love it”). Even when venting about being falsely accused or manipulated (“You manipulated me, made me lose faith in God, threatened me, blackmailed me… lied about me apparently 'grooming' you”), there’s a strong moral core and desire for truth that’s very Lisa-coded. Overall, they read like a more online, swearing, fandom-heavy version of Lisa Simpson rather than the more reckless Bart or oblivious Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage with mutuals, drama, and group chats, and openly process interpersonal stuff in public, e.g. “How it felt to get out of a toxic gc and in a gc thats just like me and doesnt harass me for being an autist 24/7” and “Many times have ive seen like a cool oomf that makes awesome ass stuff and I wanna get to know them but I think im like freaking them out or something”. Their interests and commentary show strong Intuition: they jump between fandom meta, patterns, and hypotheticals rather than concrete details, like “whenever these two fandoms get into some beef it's two black holes colliding into one another” and comparing Cars’ worldbuilding to Sonic in “used to draw a bunch of cars fanart... noticed how they functioned similar to sonic's”. They clearly prioritize Feeling values—calling out harassment, manipulation, and slurs, e.g. “Literally just banned a dude because he cant say the n word and got told I was the worst person ever to exist” and the long call‑out thread about being falsely accused in “You manipulated me, made me lose faith in God...”—and react emotionally and protectively rather than in detached logical debate. Their style is more Perceiving than Judging: they describe speedrunning art and spontaneous fandom projects like “tried speedrunning art, made some yuri in 15 minutes here some pinkiedash”, admit to drawing inconsistently in “I've barely drawn this month holy shit”, and often react in-the-moment to drama, politics, and fandom takes instead of presenting structured plans. Taken together—outgoing online energy, pattern‑oriented fandom thinking, emotionally driven judgments, and a spontaneous, reactive lifestyle—ENFP fits them best.

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Utah teen artist & YouTuber. Draws ponies, Pac‑Man & FNAF between homework and Wii nostalgia. Once speedran yuri art in 15 minutes and kinda nailed it.– @Japhreal

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The Electric blue raspberry soda is for their hyper, neon-gamer vibe and all-nighter energy, like when they say “Literally the night could be the most peaceful shit you'll ever experience and the second you flip that monitor up, be prepared to deal with 30 things at once”. Spicy ginger syrup represents the way they bite back at bigotry and creepy behavior, from banning someone for slurs to calling out lies about grooming in tweets like “Just told my friend abt a situation… MY BAD that I didn't want 'some dude' to be telling my irl friends that I 'groomed' them when I never did” and “You manipulated me, made me lose faith in God, threatened me, blackmailed me… Twital, fuck you.”. The cotton candy flavor is their sweet, romantic side, celebrating their partner and Valentine’s plans, as seen in “This valentines is gonna finally mean something for me and oomfs 🥹” and their bio shout-out to Cassy. A dash of bitter grapefruit nods to the rough drama, toxic GCs, and exhaustion they’ve pushed through, like “Just finally got done 3 dumb butt drama and after 5 months of bullshit, its finally over oh my god.” and “Im tired”. The Pop rocks rim captures their chaotic, fandom-mashup creativity—ponies, FNAF, Pac-Man, Sonic, Wii and Smash nights—popping off with the same chaotic joy as “PEAK PEAK PEAK PEAK” and their excited YouTube tease “NEW VIDEO THIS UPCOMING VALENTINES NEW VIDEO THIS UPCOMING VALENTINES”.

Your Hogwarts House
Japh consistently shows a Gryffindor-style willingness to confront people and defend their morals, even when it causes drama or backlash. They openly call out racism and bigotry, as seen when they leave a toxic group chat that harassed them for being autistic and celebrate finding a healthier one: “How it felt to get out of a toxic gc and in a gc thats just like me and doesnt harass me for being an autist 24/7”. They also directly ban someone for wanting to say slurs and endure being insulted for it: “Literally just banned a dude because he cant say the n word and got told I was the worst person ever to exist, got called the r word, and got told I cant run for shit grown ass man saying this to me btw”. When a former friend manipulates them and spreads grooming accusations, they publicly detail the behavior instead of staying silent, which takes courage given the sensitivity: “You manipulated me, made me lose faith in God, threatened me, blackmailed me, had a diaper fetish, followed back a nazi, lied about being groomed, lied about me apparently 'grooming' you, you used suicide as a way to gain sympathy. Twital, fuck you.”. Their impulsive, emotionally direct style—like “DUDE WHAT THE FUCK” and raw venting at 5 a.m. in “Another 5 am another scheduled vaguepost”—also fits Gryffindor’s passionate, heart-on-sleeve temperament more than the calculated restraint of Slytherin or the quieter steadiness of Hufflepuff. Overall, their bravery in standing up for themselves and others, even at personal cost, strongly aligns them with Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for Japh is Welcome to the Black Parade because it balances emo drama, resilience, and finding your people after a lot of bullshit. They’ve clearly been through heavy online drama and manipulation, calling out someone who “manipulated me, made me lose faith in God... lied about me apparently 'grooming' you” in this post, which echoes the song’s themes of betrayal, pain, and pushing forward. At the same time, they’re rediscovering joy in their interests, like finding their love for Sonic again in “I think I found my love for it again” and celebrating nerdy comfort media like FNAF and MLP, just like the song celebrates outcast identity. The way they describe finally escaping a toxic group chat and finding a space that accepts them — “doesnt harass me for being an autist 24/7” — fits the song’s message of eventually finding a place where you belong. Their mix of dark humor, nostalgia for games/consoles, and emotional oversharing (like “another 5 am another scheduled vaguepost”) lines up with the dramatic, cathartic energy that Welcome to the Black Parade embodies.

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