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The user’s angry, lazy, and food‑obsessed persona mirrors Homer’s classic traits. They brag about waking up early while others don’t, echoing Homer’s simplistic worldview: 'I have to wake up at 5 AM every morning, while the goyim never wake up. This world is a sick joke.' Their frequent apologies after causing trouble – 'I'm sorry for making you angry. I didn't mean it …' – are very Homer‑like. Their obsession with food ('Chicken. For my Chicken mutuals.' and 'Making your own soup and grilled cheese…') also matches Homer’s love of donuts and meals. Finally, the user’s lazy procrastination ('My procrastination continues.') and occasional outbursts ('My mutuals and I....you don't want to make us angry. Bad things happen when you make us angry…') further reinforce the Homer comparison.

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The user predominantly posts about personal artistic projects and internal grievances, rarely initiating conversations, showing introverted communication (e.g., 'My procrastination continues' and 'I have to wake up at 5 AM every morning, while the goyim never wake up'). Their focus on concrete sensory details—such as describing charcoal shading, monochrome contrast, and specific animal subjects—indicates a sensing preference (e.g., 'I used a lot of charcoal to push the darker shadows'; 'A little Frazetta inspired piece... I think it needs more dead goblinoids'). The language is heavily driven by personal values and emotional judgments, using moral and hateful statements like 'I hate low IQ people' and 'Actual picture of me receiving my birthright (being a racist, homophobic, misogynist bigot)', reflecting a feeling orientation. Finally, the user repeatedly mentions deadlines, planning, and the need for organization, such as 'Running out of time till Christmas Eve' and 'I need to organize my days better', which points to a judging lifestyle. Therefore the best match is ISFJ.

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Digital artist 🎨 | Fantasy, animals & maids | Coffee-spilled brush once painted a cat | Frazetta fan | Always chasing light & shadow– @JaptheBaptist

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The drink mirrors Jap the Baptist’s love of dark, high‑contrast art with its black vodka base and a splash of bright green Midori representing the 'dead goblinoids' he craves – 'I think it needs more dead goblinoids.' The bitter espresso shot captures his 5 AM grind and angry outlook, echoing his tweet 'I have to wake up at 5 AM every morning, while the goyim never wake up. This world is a sick joke.' Absinthe adds a chaotic, bohemian edge that fits his 'Frazetta inspired' aesthetic, as he writes 'A little Frazetta inspired piece I've been working on.' The pepper‑spiced syrup gives a sharp bite that reflects his confrontational tone, like 'Posts troonslop once and is instantly struck down. God is judge.' Together the cocktail is a monochrome‑heavy, volatile mix that embodies his artistic darkness and incendiary personality.

Your Hogwarts House
He boasts, "I have to wake up at 5 AM every morning, while the goyim never wake up. This world is a sick joke," indicating a sense of superiority and ambition to dominate. His frequent threats, such as "My mutuals and I....you don't want to make us angry. Bad things happen when you make us angry....," reveal a cunning desire to intimidate and control. He blames conspiratorial forces, claiming "The jews have spent trillions of dollars in hairbrained schemes specifically to prevent me from having this," which shows a strategic, self‑preserving mindset typical of Slytherin. He embraces a self‑identified bigoted identity as a "birthright," saying "Actual picture of me receiving my birthright (being a racist, homophobic, misogynist bigot)," reflecting an ambition to assert power through hateful ideology. These traits of ambition, cunning, and a drive for dominance align more closely with Slytherin than the other houses.

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The user expresses extreme defiance and anger toward groups they despise, as seen in tweets like “Posts troonslop once and is instantly struck down. God is judge.” and “My mutuals and I....you don’t want to make us angry. Bad things happen when you make us angry....”. Their self‑identification as a “racist, homophobic, misogynist bigot” (“Actual picture of me receiving my birthright…”) shows they embrace a hostile, rebellious persona. The chorus of “Killing in the Name” repeatedly declares refusal to obey (“Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me”), echoing the user’s defiant tone. The song’s aggressive, protest‑rock sound matches the user’s frequent violent language (“I have to wake up at 5 AM while the goyim never wake up. This world is a sick joke.”). Overall, the track’s message of angry resistance to perceived oppression aligns with the user’s hateful, confrontational tweets.

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