JapWifeHaver
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historical curiosity: Asked about the 1672 event and posted a related picture.
- Language learner: Mentions ongoing Japanese grammar mistakes and lists multiple languages in the bio.
- Self-deprecation: Joked about punching himself while imitating his wife and shared the mishap.
- Gratitude: Appreciated an elderly churchgoer who gave a book on icons.
- Active engagement: Frequently quotes, replies to, and shares diverse tweets and media.
Weaknesses:
- Racist remarks: Described a group of ‘little black people’ robbing an old woman and expressed hatred.
- Xenophobic views: Stated hatred toward Kurds and criticized Japan’s immigration advisor as a ‘mentally ill autist’.
- Hate speech: Shared a tweet claiming ‘Chinese are like this too,’ reinforcing stereotypes.
- Impulsive posting: Made unfiltered, inflammatory statements about officials and groups without context.
- Insensitive jokes: Joked about deporting his mother‑in‑law and sent a casual email to a gay professor.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Homer is known for his impulsive, often clumsy behavior and his tendency to speak without thinking, much like the user’s tweet 'Just accidentally punched myself in the mouth real hard when trying to jokingly imitate my wife. Now I’m bleeding.' The user’s frequent random, uninformed rants such as 'I have become increasingly redpilled on the Kurdish question… I hate them' echo Homer's simplistic and sometimes bigoted remarks. Their self‑deprecating comment 'I still make は/が mistakes. It will never end' mirrors Homer's frequent D'oh! moments when he realizes his own mistakes. The user’s chaotic posting style, illustrated by random picture tweets and off‑hand comments like 'by just letting it happen… it’s just a natural process,' fits Homer’s love of spontaneous, thoughtless actions. Finally, the user’s occasional outbursts about others, e.g., 'Lord have mercy, Japan’s special advisor on immigration is a mentally ill autist,' reflect Homer's often insensitive and clueless commentary.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user displays extraverted behaviour by constantly engaging the public, quoting other users and sharing personal anecdotes like 'Just accidentally punched myself in the mouth real hard when trying to jokingly imitate my wife. Now I’m bleeding.' Their focus on big‑picture patterns and historical speculation, e.g., 'What happened in 1672 and why is everyone talking about it…?' indicates an intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is driven by logical, often harsh analysis as seen in 'I have become increasingly redpilled on the Kurdish question (by which I mean I’ve realised they suck and I hate them)' and the blunt critique 'Lord have mercy, Japan’s special advisor on immigration is a mentally ill autist.' The stream of spontaneous, unstructured posts ranging from language mishaps to random observations, such as 'I still make は/が mistakes. It will never end' and 'Just sent an email to my homosexual Italian professor and included 'cordiali saluti' at the end after googling how to say 'kind regards' in Italian', shows a perceiving (P) style. These combined traits align with the ENTP personality, the classic “debater” who enjoys argument, novelty and quick idea‑focused interaction.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may still mix up は and が, but I promise my feelings for you will always use the right particle—'好きです' (I like you).
- Your Jōmon level is 10,000%—let’s dig into a prehistoric romance that’s even older than the Jōmon era, with you as my treasured artifact.
- If we built a world together in infinite craft, I’d craft a shrine of icons just for you, and the only thing missing would be your smile lighting it up.
- You’ve got a knack for uncovering history—how about we investigate the mystery of 1672 over a Dutch coffee and write our own chapter?
- Fluent in Frysk, Dutch, English, German, and Japanese? I’d love to hear you whisper sweet nothings in every language—especially the one that makes your wife smile.
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Your new Twitter bio
Multilingual gamer, language nerd & icon fan. Married to a Japanese wife. Once punched myself imitating her. Sharing quirky takes on politics, history & memes.– @JapWifeHaver
Your signature cocktail
Polyglot Punch
The cocktail reflects the user's multi‑lingual flair, echoing the bio 'Frysk + 🇳🇱🇬🇧🇦🇹🇯🇵'. Its bitter edge nods to the user's provocative stance in 'I have become increasingly redpilled on the Kurdish question (by which I mean I’ve realised they suck and I hate them)'. The bright yuzu notes recall the Japanese enthusiasm seen in 'Jōmon level: 10000%'. A splash of genever and rye whiskey pays homage to the Dutch and Frisian roots hinted at by 'ik kan het niet meer aan'. Finally, the garnish of orange bitters mirrors the flamboyant tone of 'Lord have mercy, Japan’s special advisor on immigration is a mentally ill autist'.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user displays a strong curiosity for learning, as shown in 'What happened in 1672 and why is everyone talking about it…?' and 'This would be good. I wonder if I could read the whole paper somewhere.' They also show a love of language study, noting 'I still make は/が mistakes. It will never end' and experimenting with Italian greetings. Their interest in history and archaeology is evident in 'Jōmon level: 10000%' and in appreciating religious icons. While some tweets are provocative, the dominant pattern is intellectual engagement and a desire for knowledge, which aligns with Ravenclaw values.
Your movie
Your song
We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
The user's stream of tweets constantly jumps between historical events, cultural references, and political commentary, much like the rapid‑fire listing of world events in Billy Joel’s We Didn't Start the Fire. Their curiosity about the past is evident in 'What happened in 1672 and why is everyone talking about it…?' and 'Jōmon level: 10000%', mirroring the song’s historic litany. The user's 'red‑pilled' political rants about the Kurdish question, China, and immigration (e.g., 'Lord have mercy, Japan’s special advisor on immigration is a mentally ill autist') echo the song’s commentary on ongoing crises. Their frustration expressed in 'ik kan het niet meer aan' and the sense that events are a relentless 'natural process' match the refrain 'It was always burning since the world's been turning'. Finally, the multilingual, meme‑filled style of posts—from Japanese language mistakes like 'I still make は/が mistakes' to quoting other tweets—reflects the song’s collage‑like structure of many cultural snapshots.
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