Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Philosophical: References Greek aristocrats, Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, and Socratic themes in tweets such as 'The time of the Socratic man is past...' and 'His most standalone aphorism, 🔑 to understanding all of Nietzsche'.
- Analytical: Proposes a structured experiment comparing learning methods via library, Google, and AI chat (tweet outlining the three‑group experiment).
- Creative: Crafts original, stylized narratives like 'I single handedly changed the course of history and never got so much as a thank you' and mythic quotes about tigers and aristocrats.
- Humorous: Uses meme language and absurd jokes, e.g., 'Whale bet just placed on polymarket that Kalos is actually dead' and references to 'oldtroon' and 'Kalos'.
- Curious: Seeks book recommendations and urges reading outside one's interests, as seen in tweets asking for non‑fiction/history suggestions and encouraging random reading.
Weaknesses:
- Misogynistic: Posts demeaning women and promoting traditional gender roles, such as 'Fellas... If you want to find a wife, go to church...' and 'Millions of women across the West... marry them and give them 7 Christian babies.'
- Xenophobic: Uses anti‑immigrant slurs and conspiracy terms like 'ZOG' and 'Indian nigga stole my bit bruh', showing hostility toward outsiders.
- Conspiratorial: Shares unsubstantiated claims, e.g., 'Whale bet just placed on polymarket that Kalos is actually dead' and statements about the trad right being an incel appeal.
- Incoherent: Tweets contain garbled phrasing and unclear meaning, such as 'I know why the waged goyslave goons' and 'I think @JakouCroquant is the best example of subtle aristocratic aloof style.'
- Extremist: Promotes violent ideology, as in 'We want to glorify war – the only cure for the world – militarism, patriotism...' and calls for celebrating danger and aggression.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns best matches @jaquesdanjou. The user's self‑aggrandizing, aristocratic language ("I am one of those subtle machines working at the highest pressure... a genius...") mirrors Burns' grandiose self‑image. Their disdain for the masses and celebration of elite power ("The trad right is just an appeal to the incel insecurity complex") reflects Burns' contempt for workers and his desire to dominate. The frequent references to ancient Greek aristocracy and despotism ("crown yourselves with ivy, take in your hands the thyrsus... the good Greek aristocrat") echo Burns' own old‑world elitism. Finally, the user's focus on profit, manipulation, and militaristic rhetoric ("We want to glorify war – the only cure for the world") aligns with Burns' ruthless capitalist ambitions.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user’s communication is mostly self‑contained and reflective, as seen in tweets like "I am concerned with the survival of great art and the future of its inspiration" and "I single handedly changed the course of history and never got so much as a thank you," indicating introversion. They focus on abstract, philosophical ideas rather than concrete details, e.g., "The time of the Socratic man is past…" and "The implications of this are of Galactic Consequence," showing a strong intuitive preference. Their decision‑making is rooted in logical analysis and critique, illustrated by statements such as "Quality, value, & utility are the 3 enemies of profit" and "The trad right is just an appeal to the incel insecurity complex." Finally, they display a structured, goal‑oriented worldview with clear guidelines, as in "How to be a REAL man in 2025: Go to church, learn a trade, exercise 3× per week…," reflecting a judging attitude.
Some pickup lines for you
- Is your mind a Greek aristocrat's tiger? Because every time I read your tweets I feel the primal hunt—mind if I crown you with ivy and chase you with a thyrsus of charm?
- I heard you're an 'Improver of Mankind'—how about we improve each other's day over a hot bubble tea on a steamboat while the classics play, and see if love becomes the next great philosophy?
- Your love for Nietzsche and Schopenhauer makes me think: if I were a philosopher, I'd ask, 'Do you exist, or are you just a beautiful thought I can’t stop quoting?'
- You talk about the beauty of struggle and speed; let's race our hearts like a roaring motor car—first one to say 'I like you' gets the victory lap.
- You said AI can research a topic in two hours—how about we skip the AI and do a live experiment: 15 minutes, no phones, just us, and see who writes the sweeter essay about the other?
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Your new Twitter bio
Philosophy enthusiast & cultural critic, AI skeptic. Coffee-driven musings on classics, memes, and modern life. Once tried to teach a tiger Nietzsche.– @jaquesdanjou
Your signature cocktail
Ivy-Thyrsus Tiger Elixir
The Ivy-Thyrsus Tiger Elixir captures @jaquesdanjou’s blend of aristocratic philosophy and raw, aggressive energy. The bourbon’s robust, “real-man” character mirrors his “improver of mankind” stance and his “real man in 2025” advice. Absinthe evokes the Greek aristocrat’s thyrsus, echoing his tweet: "The time of the Socratic man is past: crown yourselves with ivy, take in your hands the thyrsus, and do not marvel if tigers and panthers lie down fawning at your feet." Ginger-spice adds the tiger’s ferocity referenced in multiple tweets, such as "Every year niggas on here transition to oldtroons" and the recurring image of “tigers and panthers lie down fawning at your feet.” The black-tea infusion nods to his love of "Enjoying hot bubble tea on my steamboat whilst listening to the classics!" while orange bitters provide the bitter truth of his critique of “We are witnessing mass hypofrontality in real time ... if you can sustain an original thought over a minute in 2025 you are the cognitive elite.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly declares themselves an elite, e.g., "Improver of Mankind" in the bio and "I'm one of those subtle machines working at the highest pressure... a genius" which signals ambition and a desire for superiority. Their strategic, profit‑focused mindset appears in "Quality, value, & utility are the 3 enemies of profit. Solving problems isn't profitable, creating them however is," reflecting the cunning, goal‑oriented nature of Slytherin. They glorify power and dominance with statements like "We want to glorify war – the only cure for the world – militarism, patriotism, the destructive gesture of the anarchists" and champion bold, ruthless creativity in "The poet must spend himself with warmth, glamour and prodigality... courage, audacity and revolt." These themes of ambition, hierarchy, and strategic manipulation align closely with Slytherin values.
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Your song
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
The repeated references to tigers in tweets such as '...tigers and panthers lie down fawning at your feet' and '...the tiger bounded forth, a voluptuous cruelty shone out of his fearful eye' reveal a fascination with the predator as a symbol of primal power. The user also self‑describes as an anachronistic aristocrat and a lone agent who 'single handedly changed the course of history' and 'I’m one of those subtle machines working at the highest pressure... a genius', aligning with the song's champion‑like narrative of rising against adversity. 'Eye of the Tiger' by Survivor is a classic anthem about perseverance, dominance, and the fire within, matching the user's emphasis on strength, war, and masculine virtue. The lyric 'rising up, back on the street, did my time' mirrors their claims of surviving modern decadence and rejecting contemporary trends. Overall, the song captures their blend of philosophical aggression, nostalgic aristocracy, and a relentless drive for personal triumph.
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