Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Mocks his own mistakes and flaws, like laughing at how he wrote 'expressão' in “Meu Deus o jeito que eu escrevi “expressão” kkkkkk o jumento” and calling himself pathetic in “Eu sou patético kkkk”.
- Emotionally-open: Expresses feelings of longing and hurt directly, as in “Meu Deus do céu, queria viver um romance, daqueles bem idealizado” and “Sentimento ruim.”.
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and absurdity to tell stories, like the broken toilet at work in “Me deu uma caganeira no trabalho e a descarga quebrou…” and the K-pop timeline complaint in “Seguindo esses fãs de kpop só fica aparecendo homens gostosos…”.
- Affectionate: Shows care through gifts and invitations, like talking about giving presents in “Eu sou muito de dar presentes…” and inviting others to play in “Procura se duo pro lol”.
- Enthusiastic-gamer: Engages deeply with games and shares that joy, from Genshin pulls in “Tenho skirk e scoffier, vou me deliciar nesse banner de arma” to Pokémon in “Cheguei na cidade galera! #pokemom #PokemonLegendsZA #nintendo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently labels himself negatively, like calling himself 'burro' in “Alguém explica sou burro” and 'patético' in “Eu sou patético kkkk”.
- Overinvested-crushes: Gets very affected by romantic interest, as seen in “Será que ele sabe que eu ainda sinto algo?” and “Eu me sinto tão patético ao sentir ciúmes.”.
- Avoidant-communication: Struggles to act when interested, like staring at a cute boy but not talking in “como sou um tonhão timido eu ficava com cara de cu olhando pra janela.” and complaining about indirects being ignored in “Eu morrendo de mandar indireta e ele não me seguindo”.
- Screen-addicted: Recognizes excessive phone use yet still struggles, shown by “Meta: Ficar menos no celular” while tweeting very frequently about games and daily life.
- Romantically-pessimistic: Often expects disappointment in love, as in “Eu tenho que parar de me iludir kkk” and “Como eu queria estar com ele. (Se ele não tivesse me dado um pé na bunda)”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: smart, self-aware, a bit anxious, and constantly overthinking love and life. Their romantic idealism and longing for connection echo Lisa’s introspective side, like when they say they want to live a big idealized romance and joke about still having feelings for someone: “Meu Deus do céu, queria viver um romance, daqueles bem idealizado, fico até imaginando.” and “Será que ele sabe que eu ainda sinto algo?”. They mix emotional vulnerability with self-deprecating humor, calling themselves pathetic and easily hurt by ghosting: “Eu sou patético kkkk” and “Levando ghosting de amigo, é o novo”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to feel things deeply while still being witty. Their curiosity and slightly nerdy tastes in games and media, e.g. Genshin, Fire Emblem and Switch plans, mirror Lisa’s intellectual/nerdy streak: “Vou começar a fazer minha reserva pro switch 2 agora.”. Even their occasional social frustration and desire for better friends and mutuals, like wanting people to play Genshin or DBD with them, matches Lisa’s recurring arc of searching for people who truly get her: “Queria mutuals pra jogar genshin” and “Queria amigos que joguem dbd”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most of their social content is about wanting connection yet being shy or ghosted, like imagining romance instead of actually approaching people on the bus in “Hoje tinha um menino tão bonito no onibus… mas como sou um tonhão timido eu ficava com cara de cu olhando pra janela.” and fantasizing about an idealized relationship in “Meu Deus do céu, queria viver um romance, daqueles bem idealizado, fico até imaginando.”. Their style is more Intuitive than Sensing: they reflect on feelings and hypotheticals (ghosting, abandonment, ideal romance, imagined futures) rather than just concrete facts, as in “As vezes me pergunto se devo insistir e tentar dinovo, mas não vejo como…” and the self-aware meta comment “Eu tenho que parar de me iludir kkk”. They clearly prefer Feeling over Thinking, prioritizing emotions, affection and hurt—see the pain around being abandoned or ghosted in “Não, por que ele me daria ghost igual meu pai me abandonou?” and the insecurity in “Me sinto tão patético ao sentir ciúmes.”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than Judging: they mention wanting more organization but not having it in “Queria ter organização suficiente pra ter playlist.”, joke about reducing phone time in “Meta: Ficar menos no celular” without a clear plan, and generally roll with impulses in games and crushes like “Dar tiro na ineffa sem garantido ou tentar pegar arma da columbina, meu Deus me ajude”. Collectively, the romantic idealism, introspective moodiness, emotional openness, and loose, spontaneous lifestyle best fit INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you wanted someone to hold hands with for your ‘mission’… I main support in Genshin and LoL, so I’m literally built to walk by your side and buff you through life.
- You keep missing 50/50s on Durin and Columbina, so how about this banner: 100% rate-up chance of getting a 1,87m twink-lover who brings you coffee with milk and macarronada on pity 0.
- You were shy staring at the cute guy on the bus with the Nossa Senhora keychain; next time, stare at me instead—I’ll sit next to you, we can talk Taylor vs Beyoncé discourse and pretend the rest of the world is just Mondstadt NPCs.
- You said you haven’t fallen for a straight guy since high school and that you want an over‑idealized romance… I’m gay, I game, I watch HotD, and I like Umbreon—statistically, I’m at least a 5‑star pull for that fantasy.
- If you’re really ‘pathetic’ like you tweeted, then let’s be pathetic together: you show me your LeBlanc combos and Genshin pulls, I’ll bring a pineapple, coffee with milk, and a playlist I totally stole from someone else just to impress you.
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1,87m gamer from Fortaleza 🇧🇷 | Genshin, LoL & Nintendo enthusiast | Once broke a work toilet and a cleaning lady saw everything. We move.– @jardel_ari
Your signature cocktail
Move On Macarronada Martini
Brazilian coffee‑infused vodka channels their nightly gaming and tired humor after work, like when they say they get home, shower and it’s just time to lie down: “Cheguei do trabalho… Tomei banho… Hora de… deitar.”. Pineapple juice is a nod to their stated favorite fruit and their sweet, flirty side: “Fruta fav abacaxi” and “Alguém pra andar de mãos dadas comigo? É pra minha missão”. Blue curaçao matches their favorite color and gamer/anime aesthetic chaos: “Cor fav Azul” and the constant Genshin pulls like “Columbina com 30 tiros… valha…”. Milk foam (or frothed milk) pays homage to their comfort drink, café com leite, and their cozy, romantic daydreams: “Bebida fav Café com leite” and “Meu Deus do céu, queria viver um romance, daqueles bem idealizado”. Finally, a dash of bitters represents the ghosting, heartbreak, and self‑drag they joke about, from “Levando ghosting de amigo, é o novo” to “Eu sou patético kkkk”, all wrapped in their bio mantra to just Move on 🤓☝🏽.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest through-line in their tweets is a mix of loyalty, softness, and wanting connection much more than power or glory, which fits Hufflepuff. They constantly express a desire for companionship and emotional closeness, like when they ask for someone to hold hands with them for a “mission” in “Alguém pra andar de mãos dadas comigo? É pra minha missão” and imagine an idealized romance in “Meu Deus do céu, queria viver um romance, daqueles bem idealizado, fico até imaginando.”. They’re transparently self-deprecating rather than calculating, calling themselves “patético” in “Eu sou patético kkkk” and “burro” in “Alguém explica sou burro”, which points away from Slytherin-style image management. They also show a strong gift-giving, caring streak and get hurt when this is misunderstood, as in “Eu sou muito de dar presentes, aí o menino falou que eu tava tentando comprar ele, nunca mais dei nada.”. Even when they’re frustrated or jokingly harsh with friends, it’s framed in affection, like calling a friend “um inutil” while looking for people to play with in “Queria mutuals pra jogar genshin, os que eu conheço são tudo uns fodido jogador de celulol e o @dr4g0nic_ é um inutil.”. Their priorities—friendship, emotional security, and simple joys like games and coffee—align more with Hufflepuff’s down-to-earth loyalty than with the ambition of Slytherin, intellectualism of Ravenclaw, or daring of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
A well‑known song that suits @jardel_ari is You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift, because it captures the mix of romantic longing, daydreaming, and self‑deprecating humor that runs through their timeline. They often fantasize about idealized romance, like when they say they "wanted to live a romance, one of those really idealized ones" “Meu Deus do céu, queria viver um romance, daqueles bem idealizado, fico até imaginando.” and ask if someone will hold hands with them for their “mission” “Alguém pra andar de mãos dadas comigo? É pra minha missão”. There’s also a recurring pattern of pining for someone who doesn’t quite reciprocate or notice them, like the crush who doesn’t follow back despite indirect hints “Eu morrendo de mandar indireta e ele não me seguindo, ai que ódio. Kkkk” and wondering if an old flame knows they still have feelings “Será que ele sabe que eu ainda sinto algo? 🤨☝🏽”. The song’s theme of quietly yearning from the sidelines mirrors tweets about feeling pathetic for jealousy “Me sinto tão patético ao sentir ciúmes.” and getting a “pé na bunda” yet still wishing they were together “Como eu queria estar com ele. (Se ele não tivesse me dado um pé na bunda)”. At the same time, their playful, dramatic tone—complaining about ghosts, games, and daily mishaps—fits the slightly theatrical but ultimately hopeful energy of a classic Taylor Swift pining anthem.
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