Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotional honesty: Openly shares dark moments like feeling 'in a really dark, lonely place' in “I'm in a really dark, lonely place right now.”, making her inner life transparent.
- Empathy: Offers concrete support to others, e.g., buying groceries for strangers via Cash App in “Morning. Do anyone need groceries?” and normalizing others’ anxiety in “if you're struggling... know that you're not alone.”
- Resilience: After describing a devastating extortion ordeal in “Unfortunately I’ve fallen victim to a really elaborate extortion plot...”, she focuses on healing and boundaries in “Investing 100% of my creativity to the page feels so right right now.”
- Self-awareness: Reflects on her own patterns and growth in “One of the things I'm re learning is that it's important to empower yourself to take control of your own healing” and on how social media affects her process in “I’ve come to understand the role social media plays in my own writing process.”
- Humorous candor: Uses sharp humor to process stress, like “Day 15: Even Kermit's tired of masturbation.” and calling her neighbor’s dog 'fuckin' rude' in “Asked Stuart the dog next door...”
Weaknesses:
- Anxiety vulnerability: Describes her anxiety as 'nearly debilitating' in “I'm tired of sheltering in place with my anxiety.”, showing mental health strongly impacts her daily functioning.
- Social media strain: Repeatedly notes needing distance from online life for survival and healing, as in “Severely shifting my online/real life time ratio continues to be healing” and feeling 'erased' in “I'm being erased. OK.”
- Emotional overload: Talks about 'completely los[ing] your shit' in “If you haven't completely lost your shit did you even pandemic?” and feeling her head 'so fucked with' in “I've had my head so fucked with that Idk what's what.”, suggesting difficulty regulating overwhelm.
- Self-isolation: Uses metaphors like 'cocoon' in “Sometimes you just need to cocoon in order to continue to grow.” and describes being 'nonparticipant' in “Nonparticipant.”, hinting at withdrawing as a coping pattern.
- Harsh self-judgment: Frames her creative lulls and coping with sarcasm and self-critique, such as 'creative strangulation' in “Creative strangulation.” and joking about walking 'from the couch to the bed' as a 'walk of shame' in “Day 16: Walk of shame from the couch to the bed.”
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s an introspective, socially conscious creative who thinks deeply about the world and her own place in it, much like Jas. Jas grapples openly with big social questions, asking about “#MeToo Is it over? Did it really solve anything? Did it extend beyond cameras? Industries? Race? Class?”, which mirrors Lisa’s constant interrogation of justice, power, and systems. There’s also a strong sense of emotional intelligence and vulnerability, as seen when Jas writes, “I'm in a really dark, lonely place right now… maybe someone else out there that also feels really lost will know it's not just them.” — very Lisa in her most honest moments. At the same time, Jas is a disciplined, ambitious artist and thinker, talking about directing a feature and script work like “Turned. In. My. Movie.” and “Investing 100% of my creativity to the page feels so right right now.”, reflecting Lisa’s studious drive and commitment to her craft. And despite the heaviness, there’s wit and quirky humor in lines like “Asked Stuart the dog next door to come back in a hour and he returned 50 minutes later. Fuckin' rude.”, which aligns with Lisa’s dry, smart sense of humor.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: although expressive and sometimes playful, they repeatedly describe needing distance and cocooning, e.g. prioritizing healing and stepping back from online life in “Severely shifting my online/real life time ratio continues to be healing and will be in place for a while. Sometimes you just need to cocoon in order to continue to grow.” and reflecting alone about their path in “I was staring at the posters on the wall of my meeting yesterday, counting how many I’d seen in theaters. This dream began at 4 and however it plays out, at least I went for it as my real self.”. Their focus is clearly Intuition (N): they move quickly from concrete moments to big-picture meaning and systemic questions, like in “Wonder what affects the pandemic will have on gentrification.” and the layered reflection in “What I now know about myself is that I'd have jumped ship long before the slave ship made it to America.”. They are strongly Feeling (F)-oriented, centering empathy, vulnerability, and emotional impact: they openly discuss their own pain to help others in “I'm in a really dark, lonely place right now… maybe someone else out there that also feels really lost will know it's not just them.” and offer concrete support from a place of compassion in “Morning. Do anyone need groceries?... the first five people to respond with their Cashapp, I got you.”. Their tone combines warmth and conviction, as in “Don’t let anybody fuck with your process. Anybody.”, showing F-style values-driven boundary setting rather than purely detached logic. Finally, they read as Judging (J): they talk about goals, structure, and deliberate choices more than spontaneous drifting, like finishing and turning in a movie script in “Turned. In. My. Movie.” and intentionally controlling their social media use in “Investing 100% of my creativity to the page feels so right right now. Especially while I heal some very real wounds. Super grateful to God that I’ve learned to protect that boundary.”. Taken together—the introspective solitude, abstract social analysis, emotionally candid advocacy, and preference for intentional structure—INFJ is the best-fitting MBTI type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You turned in your movie on 2019-08-27, but I’m still waiting on the sequel where the writer quarantines with someone whose dog actually holds a decent conversation. I volunteer as the bad influence and snack provider.
- You said every house has a different pandemic—families, elders, single folks worried about work. I was wondering if we could run a little experiment and see what the pandemic looks like in a house where the writer and the plus-one actually feel alive together.
- You climbed those stairs for one of the greatest moments of your life and now you’re directing your first feature—mind if I audition for the role of ‘person who makes Jas feel a tiny bit less like creative strangulation and a lot more like dark chocolate espresso brownies’?
- Since you’ve already survived an elaborate extortion plot and a neighbor’s criminally rude pig, going out with me should be light work—lowest stakes thing on your 2020 timeline, somewhere between ‘quarantini time’ and ‘just did yard work instead of spiraling.’
- You said your soulmate is you, and honestly I respect that—but if you ever consider a spin-off, I’d like to pitch myself as the limited series: fewer episodes, high emotional stakes, and a contract clause guaranteeing you never have to shelter in place with your anxiety alone.
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Screenwriter & future director. Part-time dog prosecutor, full-time overthinker. Making art, baking brownies, and trying not to lose my shit on main.– @JasFly
Your signature cocktail
The Quarantini Day 53
This drink is strong but still tender, like someone who can tweet “I'm tired of sheltering in place with my anxiety.” and then turn around and crack a joke about calling her dog a liar. Aged bourbon stands in for the hard-earned wisdom and resilience behind lines like “Don’t let anybody fuck with your process. Anybody.” while cold brew coffee channels the late-night writer’s grind and that restless, questioning energy in “The hardest part about writing right now is giving myself over to a fictional story when the biggest, most dramatic story possible is happening in real life.”. Grapefruit juice adds a bittersweet note for the way she faces darkness head-on in “I'm in a really dark, lonely place right now.” yet still asks, “What makes you feel alive?”. Honey-ginger syrup represents the warmth and care she shows when she offers, “Morning. Do anyone need groceries?... I got you.” with a spicy kick for her unfiltered humor in “Day 15: Even Kermit's tired of masturbation.”. Finally, a rim of smoked sea salt nods to the way she carries scars and still stands, echoing “Investing 100% of my creativity to the page feels so right right now. Especially while I heal some very real wounds.”, making this cocktail both a little haunted and defiantly alive.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Jas Waters shows persistent intellectual curiosity and analytical reflection that align strongly with Ravenclaw. She doesn’t just accept cultural moments at face value; she interrogates them, as in her nuanced questions about the limits and impact of #MeToo: “Is it over? Did it really solve anything? Did it extend beyond cameras? Industries? Race? Class?”. She dissects craft and process in a very cerebral way, studying structure and the mechanics of storytelling, e.g. “Oh, one more thing, I’m studying jail broken act structures as it relates to film length.” and her observation that you can tell who doesn’t get out because “no one sounds like an actual human being”. Even when she talks about her own life, she frames it as lessons and insights—“You have to own every experience. That’s reality. And that’s all vulnerability is: owning reality.”—showing a reflective, philosophical bent. Her creative identity is central and fiercely protected, as in “Investing 100% of my creativity to the page feels so right right now.” and “Don’t let anybody fuck with your process.”, underscoring that her core values are intellect, creativity, and thoughtfulness—classic Ravenclaw traits.
Your movie
Your song
Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) - Kelly Clarkson
A song about surviving pain and turning it into power fits Jas Waters’ voice and journey. She openly confronts darkness and trauma, from sharing that she’s in “a really dark, lonely place” in “I'm in a really dark, lonely place right now. I've had my head so fucked with that Idk what's what.” to processing an extortion ordeal in “Unfortunately I’ve fallen victim to a really elaborate extortion plot… It’s been devastating. Humiliating. Violating.”. Yet she consistently reframes pain into growth, as when she says “You have to own every experience. That’s reality. And that’s all vulnerability is: owning reality.” and “Investing 100% of my creativity to the page feels so right right now. Especially while I heal some very real wounds.”. Like the song’s hook, she keeps moving forward, turning hurt into resilience and purpose, seen in her hope and ambition in “I’m directing my first feature film next year.” and her gentle encouragement to others in “Morning. Do anyone need groceries? For real… Stay encouraged. We’ll get through this.”.
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