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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, politically engaged, values-driven, and a bit of a perfectionist about details. Their bio foregrounds principles and identity—“Faith. Authenticity. Accountability. Gratitude. LGBT.”—which mirrors Lisa’s strong moral compass and her experience as an outspoken, progressive outsider. They dive into climate and science questions like asking about paleoclimate data in “how do we know the temperatures 100K years back?” and criticizing pollution in “Northern Hemisphere pollutes.”, very Lisa-esque concerns. Their sharp critiques of right-wing politics and demagogues, like “He’s literally the antichrist.” and “Dear god, do we really have to deal with these MAGA MFers again…”, echo Lisa’s activism and impatience with injustice. At the same time, their pop-culture enthusiasm—Taylor Swift, Top Chef, Star Trek, and nerdy details about UX like “In line subheads are my jam and essential…”—captures Lisa’s mix of brains, niche obsessions, and heartfelt fandom.

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They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, tagging many journalists, brands, and public figures, and even joking about walking around the grocery store telling strangers about a TV appearance, as in “Walking around @MyKingSoopers grocery shopping and telling everyone with a @Broncos or @49ers jersey on to make sure not to miss @BelenNBCLA singing the National Anthem. Lol.”. They’re clearly Intuitive: they extrapolate from specific events to broader ideas or trends, like turning junk mail into a systems question about economics and climate in “Guess what percent of this week’s mail is junk… @elonmusk how do we solve this problem? I’m serious. Would love to understand net economic benefit versus cost cuz all mine goes straight to recycling.”. Their value language and reactions show strong Feeling: their bio foregrounds “Faith. Authenticity. Accountability. Gratitude. LGBT.” and they often respond in moral or emotional terms, e.g. “How did we let this vacuous disgusting windbag win again?” and “He’s literally the antichrist.”. They appear Judging in how they like structure, standards, and clear expectations, such as critiquing UX flows and integrations in “Alright @onedrive two things 1. On the last page of a guided walkthrough don’t show ‘next page’... 2. Integrate with other services like Amazon Photos so I don’t need to constantly deduplicate. #FeedbackIsAGift” and expressing annoyance at logistical inefficiencies like airlines or mortgage communications in “Can you just let me have a day feeling happy I paid down my mortgage before reminding me I have 20 years left?”. Combining their social, outward focus; big-picture, pattern-oriented thinking; strong values-driven reactions; and preference for order and clear standards, ENFJ is the best overall fit.

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Denver-based UX & media nerd. Swiftie, Top Chef superfan, weather watcher. Once sat behind Cindy Crawford at church; still judging your Nutri-Grain bars.– @JasonOutLoud

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This cocktail is bold, sharp, and a little smoky—just like someone who will say “He’s literally the antichrist.” and “Dear god, do we really have to deal with these MAGA MFers again…” without blinking. Mezcal with a grapefruit twist brings a strong, complex base with a bright edge, reflecting their mix of conviction and optimism in tweets like “Faith. Authenticity. Accountability. Gratitude. LGBT.” and their praise of thoughtful reporting such as “Amazing research by @chrisvanderveen regarding the #MarshallFire.” Homemade chile-honey syrup is sweet heat, mirroring the combo of affection and read-you-to-filth energy seen in “The gays have been having ‘girl dinner’ for decades. This trend is nonsense.” and “I’m sorry but Nutrigrain bars are disgusting.” Cold brew coffee concentrate nods to their relentless engagement with news, politics, and TV—scrolling through rate limits and saying “I genuinely don’t understand Twitter anymore.” A dash of smoked sea salt represents their Denver roots and climate anxiety, seasoning the drink with the seriousness behind notes like “Guess what percent of this week’s mail is junk… #carbonfootprint” and “What the hell does the @GOP have to say about this heat?” Finally, orange bitters and a flamed orange peel capture their pop-culture sparkle—from Taylor Swift and Kylie Minogue stanning to loving “The Supermodels on @AppleTV is really a good watch.”—leaving a bright, unforgettable finish, much like an @JasonOutLoud timeline scroll.

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Jason’s bio — “Faith. Authenticity. Accountability. Gratitude. LGBT.” — already leans strongly Hufflepuff, foregrounding values of honesty, responsibility, and thankfulness rather than glory or ambition. He shows consistent loyalty and kindness to specific people and communities: he proudly uplifts his friend Belen multiple times, like when he writes about her visit and anthem performance at the Broncos game in “My wonderful talented 🍬 👗 friend @BelenNBCLA is coming to Colorado this weekend…” and when he celebrates her birthday in “Happiest of birthdays to my talented, kind, thoughtful, amazing mother, Candy Dress wearing wonderful friend @BelenNBCLA I am so blessed to know you.”. His empathy and fairness extend to media and public figures as well; he defends hardworking journalists from trivial assignments in “Can we please let @KellyO get back to her real job of reporting on serious matters? She’s exceptional at it. Covering a tiny bag of coke is beneath her.”. He also appreciates representation and celebrates others’ success without centering himself, as seen in “Congratulations to Kristen Kish…This is amazing talent that also provides so much in terms of representation. Awesome.” and “Congrats @adamhjk and team!!”. Even when criticizing companies or politics, his angle is often about fairness, impact, and everyday people — for example, his concern about junk mail’s waste in “Ridiculous that money and energy is still spent this way…Would love to understand net economic benefit versus cost cuz all mine goes straight to recycling. #carbonfootprint” shows grounded, community-minded practicality rather than personal gain. Overall, the throughline is steady loyalty, decency, and care for others, which are quintessential Hufflepuff traits.

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Their mix of sharp political commentary, queer pride, and pop-culture love lines up almost perfectly with the spirit of You Need To Calm Down. They’re openly LGBT in their bio (“Faith. Authenticity. Accountability. Gratitude. LGBT.”) and call out MAGA politics directly, as in “Dear god, do we really have to deal with these MAGA MFers again, not they they ever went away.” and “He’s literally the antichrist.”. At the same time, they’re a big Swiftie, celebrating performances like “★Taylor Swift '22' Billboard Music Awards 2013 ★(1080p) via @YouTube Still love this performance.”. The song’s mix of campy fun and firm pushback against bigotry fits the way they blend humor and outrage, such as “The gays have been having ‘girl dinner’ for decades. This trend is nonsense.”. Overall, the track’s unapologetic defense of the LGBTQ+ community and its playful call-out of haters feel tailor-made for their voice on social media.

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