Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Radical Honesty: Openly discusses the complexities of mental health, such as explaining why someone's logic on 'narcissism' was flawed.
- Critical Thinker: Challenges societal generalizations, like the false binary between poverty and body weight.
- Artistic Dedication: Shows commitment to their craft by staying late after school to work on art projects despite personal distress.
- Intellectual Curiosity: Values educational resources, specifically requesting vocabulary lists to catch up on missed Spanish work.
- Self-Awareness: Recognizes their own character flaws, explicitly labeling themselves an 'asshole' during interpersonal conflicts.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Harm: Frequently engages in and posts about cutting until they bleed and other forms of physical self-destruction.
- Suicidal Ideation: Repeatedly expresses a desire to end their life or overdose when facing daily stressors.
- Severe Dysmorphia: Obsessively tracks weight and aspires to reach a dangerously low BMI despite being underweight.
- Substance Misuse: Uses a combination of nicotine gum and Adderall specifically to suppress their appetite.
- Emotional Instability: Experiences extreme volatility, such as crying over a girlfriend having school or feeling 'shot' over a missed call.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Jasper is a highly intelligent, sensitive, and often cynical student who feels alienated by their surroundings, frequently posting about the absurdity of school like: “WHAT THE FUXK DO YOU MEAN EXPLAIN MY ANSWER WITHOUT MATH. WE ARE DOING MATH.”. They share Lisa's existentialist streak, evidenced by their bio and tweets such as: “I’m barely even a person atp”. Jasper also displays a strong ethical stance regarding animals, noting “I don’t eat chicken” and criticizing meat-heavy options as “a literal corpse,” mirroring Lisa's vegetarianism. Despite their struggles, they find solace in art and intellectualism, yet often feel like the “biggest asshole in the world,” reflecting Lisa's occasional bouts of self-righteousness and social isolation.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Jasper aligns with Introversion, spending much of their time in solitary rumination and expressing a deep sense of social alienation, as seen when they ask “How the fuck does anyone put up with me”. Their Intuitive side is reflected in their bio's abstract focus on being “the universe experiencing itself” and their tendency toward non-linear, existential thoughts. The Feeling preference is evident in their intense, emotionally charged reactions to interpersonal slights, such as feeling like they've been “shot 873748367 times in the chest over a stupid fucking call”. Finally, their Perceiving nature is shown through a lack of structured routines and a struggle with school deadlines, noting they “missed 4 months of Spanish” and frequently post spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness vents.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no cosmic owl, but I’ve seen the end of the universe in my dreams and it looks a lot like finally getting to call you.
- Are you a high-end olive oil with a fancy label? Because you’re the only thing I’m insisting is the best thing in the whole wide world.
- If we were characters in Adventure Time, I’d definitely be the Marshall Lee to your Marceline—just two vamps keeping the fandom alive.
- I promise I’ll never be 'too busy' or 'too sick' to hang out; I’d rather swap the oil-to-vinegar ratio on a salad with you any day.
- Is your name Spanish class? Because even if I missed four months of your vocabulary lists, I’d still spend all my time trying to conjugate 'us'.
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Your new Twitter bio
High school artist and Adventure Time enthusiast. Navigating the chaos of AP classes and culinary experiments. Aspiring to find the perfect vinegar-to-oil ratio.– @Jasper404jay
Your signature cocktail
The Universe’s Forgotten Vinegar Shot
This experimental cocktail is served in a 'locked-in' aesthetic, reflecting a life lived at “bmi 17s”. It leads with a polarizing olive oil base because their “dad tryna feed me shots of olive oil” for health, cut sharply by a high vinegar-to-oil ratio because their “salad NEEDS to have its vinegar to oil ratio swapped”. The bitter notes mirror their self-proclaimed title of “biggest asshole in the world”, while the caffeine represents the chaotic focus of being “too busy to gaf about eating” while on meds. Finally, it’s garnished with a heavily seasoned egg, a tribute to the humble “egg against the world” that keeps them going.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Jasper displays a strong focus on personal goals and self-preservation, often prioritizing their own metrics and status, such as being “so close to bmi 16s I can smell it from here”. Their resourcefulness is evident in how they utilize substances like “Nic gum + adderall” as tools to achieve a specific physical end. While they struggle with interpersonal loyalty, they possess a sharp, cynical wit and a tendency to gatekeep or judge others' methods, which aligns with Slytherin’s more exclusive and ambitious nature. Ultimately, their preoccupation with specific numbers and their drive to reach a “new lw” reflect the house's hallmark ambition and desire for control over one's own destiny.
Your movie
Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
Jasper's online presence revolves heavily around a deep-seated struggle with body image and the obsessive nature of an eating disorder, mirroring the song's themes of insecurity and societal pressure. They frequently post about the clinical desire for lower numbers, noting they are “so close to bmi 16s I can smell it from here” and expressing frustration over “how the fuck does anyone put up with me”. Like the track, their tweets highlight a cycle of self-loathing and the physical toll of their habits, such as when they describe how their vision goes dark because they “reach up and completely lose my vision for 6 seconds” due to malnutrition. Ultimately, the song captures the exact blend of teenage angst, school-related stress, and the painful pursuit of a specific aesthetic that Jasper displays through their “shedtwt account” persona.
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