
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
This user is emotionally intense but also thoughtful and values fairness, which aligns well with Lisa Simpson. They care deeply about things they love and throw themselves into them, like Big Brother and music, shown in posts such as “tô amando isso” and “turnê fifth harmony”. Like Lisa obsessing over causes and hobbies, this user lives fandoms and sports with almost intellectual passion, especially Flamengo, reacting in real time with tweets like “VAMOS FLAMENGO” and “vou ficar seis meses sem refrigerante se o flamengo ganhar a copa intercontinental”, which shows idealistic, vow-making intensity. They also show a strong sense of justice and frustration with unfairness, similar to Lisa calling things out, as in “não treinam pênalti não? que merda é essa” and “essa informação privilegiada é horrível, espero que tenha outras melhores futuramente”. The mix of heartfelt stanning (Lauren Jauregui, Alessia Cara, Anavitória) and emotional honesty in tweets like “não consigo explicar o quanto estou sofrendo” fits Lisa’s blend of earnest fandom (for books, music, causes) and openly expressed feelings.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as highly expressive, people-focused, and energized by shared experiences, which fits Extraversion (E). Their timeline is full of live reactions to games and reality shows, inviting others into the moment (e.g., the excited sequence of Flamengo tweets like “VAMOS FLAMENGO” and “VAMOSSSSSSSSSSS”), and they openly share strong emotional responses like “não consigo explicar o quanto estou sofrendo”. They show Intuition (N) by focusing on possibilities, hopes, and what could happen rather than just what is: they dream about future events and scenarios, such as “turnê fifth harmony”, “querendo alessia cara no bbb”, and the playful promise in “vou ficar seis meses sem refrigerante se o flamengo ganhar a copa intercontinental”. Their decisions and comments are clearly driven by emotion and personal values, aligning with Feeling (F); they defend or complain about people rather than abstract principles, as in “alan não serve pra nada meu deus”, “fiquei com pena da rafa ela merecia tanto 😭”, and “elas são muito lindas”. Finally, their spontaneity and in-the-moment reactions suggest Perceiving (P): their feed is dominated by live commentary, sudden emotional swings, and few signs of structured planning or organized threads, for example the rapid-fire reactions during matches like “meu deus tô muito nervosa”, “tô suando”, and “VOU VOMITAR”. Putting this together, their high emotional expressiveness, enthusiasm for possibilities, people-centered focus, and spontaneous style is best captured by ENFP.

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Flamengo heartbeat, BBB live commentator & eternal Lauren Jauregui listener. Once promised 6 months without soda for a title—and meant it.– @jaureyours

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The dark rum infused with roasted coffee beans channels their intense, heart-racing sports energy, the kind that tweets “MEU DEUS” and “VOU VOMITAR” during Flamengo games. Red guava juice stands in for their passionate Brazilian fandom and Flamengo love, shouting “VAMOS FLAMENGO” and “COMO É BOM SER FLAMENGO CARALHOOOO”. The sparkling citrus soda captures their excited, bubbly stan energy, from “MEU DEUS GANHAMOS” to the pure joy of “MEU DEUS AJDKWOSIOQUEJW”. A dash of bitters represents the dramatic suffering of a true fan, like “não consigo explicar o quanto estou sofrendo” and the heartbreak in “fiquei com pena da rafa ela merecia tanto 😭”. Finally, edible gold shimmer nods to their starry-eyed love for Lauren and Fifth Harmony, from “lauren jauregui queremos álbum” to dreaming of “turnê fifth harmony” under their bio’s celestial “lua.”

Your Hogwarts House
This user’s timeline is dominated by intense emotional investment in football and competitions, with lots of in-the-moment reactions that signal impulsiveness and courage under stress. During Flamengo games they tweet things like “VOU VOMITAR”, “tenho coração pra isso não jesus”, and “MEU DEUS”, revealing a high-risk, adrenaline-seeking attitude that is very Gryffindor. They also frame matches and tournaments in heroic, all-or-nothing terms, yelling “VAMOS FLAMENGO”, “COMO É BOM SER FLAMENGO CARALHOOOO”, and “O BRASIL É NOSSOOOOOOOO”, which reflects a house that thrives on victory, glory, and rallying others. Even in reality show commentary they eagerly judge and take firm sides, as in “alan não serve pra nada meu deus” and “juíz arrombado”, showing boldness in calling things out rather than staying neutral. While there is loyalty to idols like Lauren Jauregui and Alessia Cara, the overarching tone is fiery, reactive, and combative, much more aligned with Gryffindor courage and impulsiveness than with the steadiness of Hufflepuff or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.

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A song by Alessia Cara fits them perfectly because they are clearly a passionate fan who celebrates her, seen in tweets like “quebra tudo alessia cara” and “alessia cara oficialmente no bbb”. Scars To Your Beautiful is about resilience, emotion, and rooting for people you love, which mirrors how they throw their heart into fandoms, whether for Lauren Jauregui (their bio: “lauren follows | fan account”) or Fifth Harmony, as in “turnê fifth harmony”. The song’s hopeful, emotional energy matches how they react intensely to TV moments like “fiquei com pena da rafa ela merecia tanto 😭” and to sports, from “COMO É BOM SER FLAMENGO CARALHOOOO” to “tô suando”. Overall, it captures their blend of sensitivity, loud support for the people they love, and the way they live every moment—whether BBB drama, football or fandom—at maximum emotional volume.

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