Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Consistent: They have posted daily Javidposting updates for hundreds of days, e.g. “Javidposting Day 346 3D model again :333”.
- Passionate: Their love for Javid and Dislyte is intense and sustained, as shown by posts like “The legend says at trust 10 Javid will come out of the game to marry me irl :3”.
- Creative: They make fanart, 3D model edits, and jokes, for example “As usual milestone days like this ones have some kind of drawing” and “Playing with this model a bit more cuz he is just SO DAMN CUTE”.
- Supportive: They thank followers and share gratitude, such as “Javid and I want to thank everyone who wished me well :3 ❤️”.
- Dedicated: They optimize builds and share game insights like “1 Billion score on ShadowGale with Javid as my main dps” and “R6 Ivana and Maria are Javid's new BiS teammates”.
Weaknesses:
- Overfixated: Their content is almost exclusively about Javid, e.g. “They should really just make Sands of Guilt 2 but is just Javid nonstop uninterrupted by anyone”.
- Sexualized: They frequently post thirsty or borderline NSFW content like “Free Javid bulges on your page as a late Christmas gift” and “Javid's big thighs for no reason”, which has led to flags and age restrictions.
- Self-critical: They put themselves down over art and mistakes, such as “I spent so much time trying to draw abs but i really cant do it without looking too weird for my liking sorry guys” and “IM SO STUPID I MAY HAVE FUCKED UP THE PERSPECITVE A BIT”.
- Overexposed: They share frustrations about being shadowbanned while still pushing similar content, e.g. “Does anyone know how long a shadowban lasts??” and “ok so apparently i kinda got shadowbanned”.
- Narrow-focus: Their profile lacks variety beyond Javid/Dislyte, as seen in posts like “I must keep on playing Dislyte” and the long chain of numbered Javidposting tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
They most closely match Milhouse Van Houten: an earnest, intensely devoted, slightly pathetic-but-endearing fanboy whose whole world orbits one person. Their entire account is built around adoring a single character, calling him their husband and posting about him daily, like in “Javidposting Day 346 3D model again :333 #Dislyte #Javid” and “HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ME AND MY HUSBAND!!!! He even decided to wear less clothes for the occasion 🫶”. The tone is a mix of obsessive crush energy and awkward sincerity, similar to how Milhouse orbits Bart: see “The legend says at trust 10 Javid will come out of the game to marry me irl :3” and “Just got sick :( Good thing Javid is here with me, I don't know what I would do without him ❤️❤️”. They’re also melodramatic and a bit over-the-top about everything, such as “I MISS CATIO SO MUCH PLEASE COME BACK PLEAEEASE 💔💔💔” and “I'm out of ideas TITI BOUNCE GO”, which fits Milhouse’s dramatic, hapless vibe. Even their bio, “not enough of my beloved husband on here,” parallels Milhouse’s single-minded, lovesick focus on Lisa, making him the best Simpsons analogue.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They come across as more introverted than extroverted: their world is very focused on a single comfort character and a tight circle, not broad socializing, and they mention real‑life people "stalk this account" in a way that values privacy and separation between online and offline life, as in “well something crazy happened today but i cant say cuz ppl i know irl stalk this account 💔”. Their attention to imaginative, emotional meaning over pure concrete data suggests intuition (N): they spin playful headcanons and symbolism like “The legend says at trust 10 Javid will come out of the game to marry me irl :3” and treat in‑game details as fuel for fantasies rather than just mechanics. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented: they overflow with affection and emotional language (“Body so tea and its all for me ❤️❤️”, “Just got sick :( Good thing Javid is here with me, I don't know what I would do without him ❤️❤️”) and often focus on how things feel (missing events, missing Catio, craving Javid’s voice) rather than debating logically. Their long‑running daily project and strong sense of commitment point to judging (J): they maintain a numbered "Javidposting Day" series for hundreds of days, even forcing a quick post when exhausted (“FUCK I JUST WOKE UP CUZ I REALIZED I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING TODAY SO HERE IS THIS HOT JAVID CONCEPT ART”), and worry about shadowbans, content guidelines, and meeting content creator obligations (“reposting some things until I have the time to do new stuff… part of the content creator submissions for this month”). Taken together—introspective parasocial focus, imaginative romanticism, emotional expression, and structured daily posting—the profile most closely matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Javid’s sword is heavier than JQ’s and he still one-hands it, I’m terrified to ask what you were implying in Day 263… but if your math skills can calculate that, maybe you can also figure out the exact percentage chance of you falling for me.
- You grinding 1 billion score on Shadowgale with main DPS Javid (Day 321) is wild, but I’m more impressed that you’ve kept ‘Javidposting Day X’ going for over a year. With that level of commitment, I’d trust you with a limited-time banner… or a long-term relationship.
- You: ‘The legend says at trust 10 Javid will come out of the game to marry me irl :3’ (Day 342). Me: already farming resonance and trust in real life—step one, I bring you food when you’re ‘DEAD TIRED’ (Day 296), step two, we co-op cuddle in Javid’s arms.
- You’re out here carefully studying his 3D models, pixel-measuring his sword, and celebrating his animated sprite that ‘forgot his feet at home’ (Day 316). That’s fine—while you analyze every polygon of Javid, I’ll just focus on my favorite detail: the little spark in your tweets every single day.
- Twitter might shadowban you for ‘Free Javid bulges’ (Day 314) and age-restrict you for certain… polls, but honestly? Anyone who proudly introduces themselves as ‘in Javid’s arms’ and still has room in their heart to thank followers when they’re sick (Day 280–281) is my type. If you ever want a co-husband for propaganda duty, I’m ready to reroll my life onto your server.
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Your new Twitter bio
Dislyte content creator & Javid analyst. Daily Javidposting since 2024, broke Shadowgale with him, still waiting for trust 10 to make it official.– @JavidHusband
Your signature cocktail
Sands of Gulp: Javidposting Highball
This drink is built around spiced dark rum for the intense, devoted energy of someone who has literally made "Javidposting Day 3xx" a lifestyle, like in "I must keep on playing Dislyte" and "literally who needs Umbra espers, everyone should just use Javid in PvP he is much better and hotter". Passion fruit juice captures their over-the-top thirst and husband energy from posts like "being smothered in his chest hair must feel like heaven" and "Body so tea and its all for me". A honey-lime syrup brings sweetness and warmth with a little bite, mirroring how they’re soft and loving in "Javid and I want to thank everyone who wished me well" but also unafraid to complain about things like shadowbans in "Does anyone know how long a shadowban lasts??". Sparkling yuzu soda adds bright, slightly weird fizz to reflect their experimental meme-y side in posts like "TITI BOUNCE GO" and the endless animation/3D model shenanigans such as "Playing with this model a bit more cuz he is just SO DAMN CUTE". Finally, an edible gold dust rim nods to Javid’s lion-king grandeur and their obsessive eye for detail in things like "his sword is even heavier than JQ cuz its made out of stone and gold" and the proud flex of "This is still the best and probably the most important thing I'll ever own".
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait is unwavering loyalty and devotion. They have posted about Javid every single day for almost a year, framing it as a commitment to their "husband" and continuing even when tired or out of ideas, as seen in posts like “Javidposting Day 296 DEAD TIRED GOING TO SLEEP HERE IS JAVID TO KEEP YOU COMPANY :3” and “Javidposting Day 322 I'm out of ideas TITI BOUNCE GO”. Their bio, "not enough of my beloved husband on here", and affectionate posts such as “Just got sick :( Good thing Javid is here with me, I don't know what I would do without him ❤️❤️” show a deeply Hufflepuff-style attachment and emotional constancy. They also display patience and steady hard work by grinding game modes and optimizing builds for Javid, e.g. “1 Billion score on ShadowGale with Javid as my main dps. I've been grinding this for a while but i finally did it ❤️” and “My Javid build exactly 1 year ago vs my Javid build today He improved so much ❤️❤️”. Even when dealing with setbacks like being shadowbanned, they respond by patiently cleaning up flagged posts and continuing their routine, as in “Does anyone know how long a shadowban lasts?? ... I even went through all my posts to remove everything that ever got flagged and still nothing???”. This combination of loyalty, perseverance, and gentle, affectionate tone is far more characteristic of Hufflepuff than the ambition-focused Slytherin, thrill-seeking Gryffindor, or cerebral Ravenclaw.
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Your song
Hopelessly Devoted to You - Olivia Newton-John
A fitting song for @JavidHusband is Hopelessly Devoted to You because their entire account is a long-running love letter to Javid. Their bio (“not enough of my beloved husband on here”) and daily “Javidposting” show the kind of single-minded devotion the song describes, as seen in posts like “Good thing Javid is here with me, I don't know what I would do without him ❤️❤️”. They talk about in-game lore and performance, but it always circles back to affection and desire, e.g. “being smothered in his chest hair must feel like heaven 🙏🙏” and “The legend says at trust 10 Javid will come out of the game to marry me irl :3”. Even milestones and achievements are framed as acts of love, such as “1 Billion score on ShadowGale with Javid as my main dps... i finally did it ❤️”. Like the song’s narrator, they are fully aware of their obsession but embrace it wholeheartedly, turning their timeline into a continuous ode to their “husband.”
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