Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate empathetic: Shows strong concern for injustice and victims, e.g. anger over Alex Pretti and Renee Good’s deaths in Minnesota in “Alex Pretti was murdered in Minnesota, just like how Renee Good was.”.
- Affectionate partner: Openly celebrates and supports their girlfriend/partners, like being sweet in public in “some girl saw me being sweet to my girlfriend” and posting proudly about dating an autistic puppygirl in “Everyone should try dating an autistic puppygirl”.
- Creative nerdy: Shows strong creative and fandom interests, including a mecha story idea in “I have an entire mecha anime in my head” and detailed engagement with games/anime like Guilty Gear and Delicious in Dungeon in “DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON IS FUCKING PEAK”.
- Self-improving artist: Actively works on art skills and reflects on progress, as in “I'm still very much a beginner artist, but I'm improving little by little!” and “I'm still definitely a beginner, so this isn't like, super good XD”.
- Humorous self-aware: Frequently uses humor and self-awareness about themselves and life, such as “Ever just look at yourself in the mirror and think: ‘Damn. I’d fuck myself.’” and joking about not posting since getting a girlfriend in “Nature is healing”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly aggressive: Anger at systems sometimes extends into dehumanizing language toward others, like calling people “Brainless subhumans” in “Alex Pretti was murdered in Minnesota, just like how Renee Good was.”.
- Sexually explicit: Posts explicit or highly sexual content that can be off-putting or risky, e.g. “Boob pics from my girlfriend...” and “WHY IS SEX SO DIFFICULT”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets in-the-moment strong reactions that may lack reflection, like “YOU MOTHERFUCKER” and multiple all-caps outbursts such as “HOLY FUCK???”.
- Confrontational tone: Tends to frame disagreements with hostility, such as “Holy FUCK this dude is insufferable XD, check his replies to everything” and attacking conservatives in “God, I love when conservatives project”.
- Oversharing personal: Shares intimate and private relationship or sexual details publicly, like the girlfriend’s body in “Boob pics from my girlfriend...” and very detailed dating/sex commentary in “Dating an autistic person is the greatest”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They most closely match Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, loud about politics, and very online. Their timeline mixes goofy, slightly lewd jokes and self-deprecating humor with sudden, sincere outrage, like calling out ICE and the government in “Brainless subhumans, all of you, the government, ICE, and the bootlickers who still defend them.”, which fits Bart’s rebellious, authority-hating streak. They’re constantly shitposting, thirsting, and clowning around in a very Bart way, as seen in things like “WHY IS SEX SO DIFFICULT” and “Ever just look at yourself in the mirror and think: ‘Damn. I’d fuck myself.’”. At the same time, there’s a soft, affectionate side that peeks through with their girlfriend and friends, like “I haven’t posted much since I got a girlfriend, have I? Nature is healing” and “Funny story but this happened to me irl, some girl saw me being sweet to my girlfriend, and she thought we were lesbians”, which parallels Bart’s occasional surprising tenderness. Their love of games, anime, and hyperfixations—gushing about Guilty Gear, Delicious in Dungeon, and Sonic—also matches Bart’s ‘extremely online kid who obsesses over cool media’ energy. Overall, they read as an adult, queer, very internet-poisoned Bart: mischievous, loud, but with a genuine heart under the trolling.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently post selfies and talk openly about their relationships and sexuality, e.g. “Haven't shown my face in a while on here :3 [picture]” and “Ever just look at yourself in the mirror and think: 'Damn. I’d fuck myself.' [picture]”, indicating comfort with attention and public self-disclosure. Their interests and humor show strong Intuition (N): they gush about fictional worlds, themes, and imaginative ideas like “I have an entire mecha anime in my head with an incredible plot and beautiful visuals… Just a shame the only physical form I can translate it as is writing” and hyperfixate on ships and concepts in Sonic and Guilty Gear rather than concrete details alone. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, reacting with intense emotion and moral judgment, as in “Alex Pretti was murdered in Minnesota... Brainless subhumans, all of you, the government, ICE, and the bootlickers who still defend them.” and affectionately celebrating partners and friends like “So proud of her transition! [picture]”. Their timeline shows spontaneity and a flexible lifestyle more than structured planning, suggesting Perceiving (P): they bounce rapidly between fandoms, games, memes, and personal life updates (e.g. “I haven’t posted much since I got a girlfriend, have I? Nature is healing [picture]”), and their art posts emphasize gradual, organic growth rather than rigid goals (“I'm still very much a beginner artist, but I'm improving little by little! It feels so much more satisfying to improve yourself :3”). Altogether, the expressive, imaginative, emotion-driven and spontaneous style of @jawstache fits best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said dating an autistic puppygirl is a must-try experience — if you ever need a test subject, I promise I have enough hyperfixations to keep up and enough :3 energy to match.
- You posted that better Strive theme tier list, but I think we both know the real S-tier is a set where we run Potemkin Buster on ranked and then cuddle while arguing about whose taste is more peak.
- You called Delicous in Dungeon "FUCKING PEAK" and you’ve got a whole mecha anime in your head — can I be the guy who reads your scripts and cooks dinner while you infodump about robot design?
- You’ve got Silvaze cars, Sonic covering sinful hand-holding, and Triden brainrot — clearly you’re a shipping expert, so what are the odds you’d greenlight the jawstache x me slow-burn arc?
- You said you’d fuck yourself in the mirror and honestly, based on your glowup pics and that "I feel very attractive rn" post, I just wanna put in an application to be your understudy for that role.
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Your new Twitter bio
21 | He/They | Autistic gamer, artist-in-training & mecha daydreamer. Once got mistaken for a lesbian while being sweet to my girlfriend.– @jawstache
Your signature cocktail
Mystery Mix
A unique blend.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits of boldness, moral outrage, and a willingness to confront power directly. They openly condemn state violence and dehumanization in blunt, incendiary language, e.g. calling out ICE, government, and their defenders over a killing: “Alex Pretti was murdered in Minnesota, just like how Renee Good was. There is no justification for this. Brainless subhumans, all of you, the government, ICE, and the bootlickers who still defend them.”. They also advocate harshly against reactionary figures and institutions, such as cheering the ability to tell “pedophiles and Nazis” off after Musk’s takeover: “there is good news, we can now openly tell pedophiles and Nazis to take long walks off of short piers”, and targeting the Supreme Court justices who overturned Roe v. Wade with violent imagery: “I think it's time to start using these bad boys again, starting with the Supreme Court justices who overturned Roe.v.Wade”. This readiness to escalate, curse, and publicly attack perceived injustice is more impulsive and combative than strategic, aligning more with Gryffindor’s hot-blooded courage than Slytherin’s calculated ambition. At the same time, they show fierce personal loyalty and protectiveness toward partners and friends, e.g. affectionately praising dating an autistic partner: “Dating an autistic person is the greatest…” and proudly posting about their girlfriend and relationship milestones: “I haven’t posted much since I got a girlfriend, have I? Nature is healing”, which fits the loyal, ride-or-die side of Gryffindor. While they display creativity and humor in fandom posts and art, the dominant, repeated pattern is outspoken, values-driven bravery and confrontational activism, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, with its mix of rebellious anger, dark humor, and affection for misfits. They’re openly confrontational toward oppressive systems, like when they call state violence and its defenders “brainless subhumans” in “Alex Pretti was murdered in Minnesota, just like how Renee Good was. There is no justification for this. Brainless subhumans, all of you, the government, ICE, and the bootlickers who still defend them.”, echoing the song’s anti-authority frustration. At the same time, they’re playful and self-effacing—calling themself “The Fumbler” and posting things like “Ever just look at yourself in the mirror and think: ‘Damn. I’d fuck myself.’”, which matches the song’s mix of angst and swagger. Their timeline swings between horny shitposts (“Boob pics from my girlfriend...”) and sincere affection (“I haven’t posted much since I got a girlfriend, have I? Nature is healing”), just like the song captures both cynicism and a kind of messy, youthful vulnerability. Overall, Teenagers fits their loud, chaotic, politically angry, but ultimately heartfelt online persona.
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