jaxonthunderr
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Patriotic: His bio 'Let Freedom Reign' and tweets like 'I thought this was America' reveal his strong love for his country.
- Humorous: His self-deprecating jokes like 'Blows my mind that some people don’t understand how crucial the underwear ditch is when you shit your pants' showcase his sense of humor.
- Outgoing: Jaxon’s tweets about partying, like 'Online classes because of game today, think I’m gonna get violently drunk before noon,' highlight his extroverted personality.
- Sports Enthusiast: His love for SMU and sports betting is evident in tweets like 'I am so fucked if SMU doesn’t cover tonight.'
- Loyal: Despite his brash humor, he shows loyalty to his roots, as seen in his pride for SMU and his fraternity ('ΠKA’s Biggest Sack Hazer').
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'Just threw up in a Chili’s parking lot' and 'Got booted from the stadium for throwin a lil beer around' show his tendency for reckless behavior.
- Crude Humor: Jokes like 'This guy is like 2016 LeBron but for being gay' may alienate others due to their controversial tone.
- Overindulgent: His frequent mentions of drinking, like 'Going to double dash 2 blue pows and a bagel,' suggest a lack of moderation.
- Judgmental: Tweets like 'Just found out Terry is a liberal and doesn’t drink beer. Super disappointed, fuck you Terry' show his tendency to judge others harshly.
- Irresponsible: Using his parents’ credit card for indulgences, as in 'Boutta take a 20mg addy rae then doordash an 18 of Miller,' reflects a lack of financial responsibility.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Jaxon’s chaotic, beer-loving, and impulsive personality mirrors Homer Simpson. Like Homer, Jaxon frequently finds himself in absurd situations, such as 'Just threw up in a Chili’s parking lot.' His love for indulgence ('Boutta take a 20mg addy rae then doordash an 18 of Miller') and his self-deprecating humor ('Blows my mind that some people don’t understand how crucial the underwear ditch is when you shit your pants') make him a perfect match for Homer’s antics.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Jaxon embodies ESTP: extroverted, sensing, thinking, and perceiving. His extroversion is evident in his party-focused tweets, like '5 beers deep and halfway to Austin.' His sensing nature shows in his love for physical experiences, from sports to drinking ('Run the damn ball'). His thinking side comes through in his blunt, no-nonsense humor, like 'Just found out Terry is a liberal and doesn’t drink beer. Super disappointed, fuck you Terry.' Finally, his perceiving trait is clear in his spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle, as in 'Got booted from the stadium for throwin a lil beer around.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an SMU game? Because I’d bet my whole heart on you covering tonight.
- Girl, you’re like a Barbor jacket—classic, stylish, and I can’t stop thinking about you.
- Are you a Pike party? Because I’d throw all my beer your way just to get your attention.
- Are you a corn dog at the OU TX game? Because I can’t wait to tear into you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I throw up in a Chili’s parking lot again?
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Your new Twitter bio
Finance bro with a Texas heart and a Pike soul | SMU ‘12 | Sports betting, beer, and Barbor jackets | Former DE, current hangover king | Let Freedom Reign 🇺🇸 | DM me if you’re into corn dogs or chaos.– @jaxonthunderr
Your signature cocktail
The Texas Tornado
The Texas Tornado captures Jaxon’s bold and brash personality. Whiskey represents his Southern roots and love for a good drink ('Yes that’s McCallen 12 and yes that’s the Polar Express'). Dr. Pepper adds a Texas twist, while lime brings a zesty kick, much like his humor ('Blows my mind that some people don’t understand how crucial the underwear ditch is'). Tabasco reflects his fiery personality and chaotic lifestyle. It’s a drink as wild and unapologetic as Jaxon himself.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Jaxon’s bold, brash, and adventurous personality fits Gryffindor perfectly. His tweet 'Got booted from the stadium for throwin a lil beer around' shows his daring and reckless nature. His loyalty to SMU and his fraternity, as seen in 'ΠKA’s Biggest Sack Hazer,' reflects Gryffindor’s value of camaraderie. Though he lacks Ravenclaw’s intellectual focus or Hufflepuff’s patience, his courage and audacity shine through his wild antics and unapologetic patriotism.
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All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight - Hank Williams Jr.
This song captures Jaxon’s love for partying, sports, and chaos. His tweet '5 beers deep and halfway to Austin. Lets have a weekend' echoes the song’s rowdy, carefree spirit. The Southern roots of the song align with Jaxon’s Texas pride ('Texas Born 🦅 🇺🇸'). The line 'We’re gonna have a good time' perfectly encapsulates his lifestyle and unapologetic approach to fun.
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