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Your Simpsons character
Jaxon’s chaotic, beer-loving, and impulsive personality mirrors Homer Simpson. Like Homer, Jaxon frequently finds himself in absurd situations, such as 'Just threw up in a Chili’s parking lot.' His love for indulgence ('Boutta take a 20mg addy rae then doordash an 18 of Miller') and his self-deprecating humor ('Blows my mind that some people don’t understand how crucial the underwear ditch is when you shit your pants') make him a perfect match for Homer’s antics.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jaxon embodies ESTP: extroverted, sensing, thinking, and perceiving. His extroversion is evident in his party-focused tweets, like '5 beers deep and halfway to Austin.' His sensing nature shows in his love for physical experiences, from sports to drinking ('Run the damn ball'). His thinking side comes through in his blunt, no-nonsense humor, like 'Just found out Terry is a liberal and doesn’t drink beer. Super disappointed, fuck you Terry.' Finally, his perceiving trait is clear in his spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle, as in 'Got booted from the stadium for throwin a lil beer around.'

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Finance bro with a Texas heart and a Pike soul | SMU ‘12 | Sports betting, beer, and Barbor jackets | Former DE, current hangover king | Let Freedom Reign 🇺🇸 | DM me if you’re into corn dogs or chaos.– @jaxonthunderr

Your signature cocktail
The Texas Tornado captures Jaxon’s bold and brash personality. Whiskey represents his Southern roots and love for a good drink ('Yes that’s McCallen 12 and yes that’s the Polar Express'). Dr. Pepper adds a Texas twist, while lime brings a zesty kick, much like his humor ('Blows my mind that some people don’t understand how crucial the underwear ditch is'). Tabasco reflects his fiery personality and chaotic lifestyle. It’s a drink as wild and unapologetic as Jaxon himself.

Your Hogwarts House
Jaxon’s bold, brash, and adventurous personality fits Gryffindor perfectly. His tweet 'Got booted from the stadium for throwin a lil beer around' shows his daring and reckless nature. His loyalty to SMU and his fraternity, as seen in 'ΠKA’s Biggest Sack Hazer,' reflects Gryffindor’s value of camaraderie. Though he lacks Ravenclaw’s intellectual focus or Hufflepuff’s patience, his courage and audacity shine through his wild antics and unapologetic patriotism.

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This song captures Jaxon’s love for partying, sports, and chaos. His tweet '5 beers deep and halfway to Austin. Lets have a weekend' echoes the song’s rowdy, carefree spirit. The Southern roots of the song align with Jaxon’s Texas pride ('Texas Born 🦅 🇺🇸'). The line 'We’re gonna have a good time' perfectly encapsulates his lifestyle and unapologetic approach to fun.

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