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Lisa fits best because she’s intellectually and emotionally intense, politically aware, and very openly empathetic. Like Lisa, this user is outspoken about social issues and justice, with tweets such as “FREE PALESTINE!” and “All my homies hate trump!!!” showing a strong moral/political compass. They’re artistic and deeply fannish, constantly drawing and posting fanart like “Blindfold brothers doodle I did instead of taking math notes. #Imfailingmymathtest”, which mirrors Lisa’s habit of retreating into creative work and passions even when school is overwhelming. Their sensitivity and mental health struggles come through in lines like “If I were a dog I think I would have been put down by now.” and “Nobody warned me living was gonna be this hard. Can I like just live under my bed and never come out???????”, which echo Lisa’s frequent feelings of being overwhelmed and misunderstood. At the same time, they’re fiercely loving toward friends and family—see “I LOVE MY MOM!!!!!!!! best person I’ve ever met!!!” and “my bestie just called me an everything bagel with a side of awesome sauce”—capturing Lisa’s combination of vulnerability, idealism, and deep loyalty.

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They come across as more introverted than extroverted: many tweets describe feeling overwhelmed by social plans and school, like “Genuinely tweaking out right now. I’m supposed to go over to my irl’s tomorrow and they still haven’t told me what time I’m coming over… Like I’m laying my head down on my pillow as we speak. I hate this so much.”, and they spend a lot of time alone drawing, watching series, and reading. Their strong engagement with fiction, symbolism, and big-picture emotional arcs (e.g. “I love Gilly’s nightmare curse arc so much… poor little fish man just wants everyone to be okay and in the process he destroys himself :(”) points to Intuition over Sensing. They lead with values and emotional reactions more than detached logic, defending queer identities and Palestine passionately, as in “Great work guys you got rid of trans people and bi people. Who do you think they’re going to go after next.”, which fits a strong Feeling preference. Their life seems somewhat chaotic and reactive—procrastinating on assignments, napping randomly, and impulsively binging books like “I spent the entire weekend reading and i’m on book four now. I don’t know how this happened.”—suggesting Perceiving over Judging. This blend of introspective, values-driven, emotionally intense, and creative fandom/art engagement is highly characteristic of INFP.

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Autistic artist & JRWI / UU enjoyer. Once dreamed I had to sing about Jesus to stop a storm. Any pronouns. Fanart, fandom yelling, and free Palestine.– @jaybirdsblue

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This drink starts with butterfly pea flower gin, a color-shifting spirit for their obsession with wemmbu and Monarch duo, inspired by “Monarch duo come home we all miss you…” and “MY DUOOOO OH THIS IS IS FIREEEEEE”. Pomegranate juice brings deep red drama and a hint of bitterness for tweets like “If I were a dog I think I would have been put down by now.” and “Nobody warned me living was gonna be this hard.”. Sparkling yuzu soda captures their chaotic, fizzy excitement whenever UU/JRWI lore drops, like “OH MY GODS WEMMBU IS GOING TO THE FAR LANDS OH MY GODS THIS IS AMAZING NEWS POWER ARCH PART TWO IM WINNING AT LIFE!!!!”. A drizzle of rose syrup softens everything for their love-filled, sentimental side seen in “Fun fact me and my partner used to leave each other notes in our locker’s during high school I still have all of them there in a little box in my nightstand <3” and “I LOVE MY MOM!!!!!!!! best person I’ve ever met!!!”. Finally, edible silver glitter floats on top like stardust for the resilient, slightly unhinged humor that keeps postponing the worst days, embodied by “KILLING MYSELF POSTPONED!! My bestie just called me an everything bagel with a side of awesome sauce” and the gleeful chaos of “IM SO AUTISTIC ABOUT END BARENS IM GONNA BE SO ANNOYING ABOUT RHIS IRL”.

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Their strongest throughline is intense loyalty and emotional devotion to people and causes. They’re fiercely caring about creators and characters, gushing over duos and arcs and talking about “MY DUOOOO OH THIS IS IS FIREEEEEE” “MY DUOOOO OH THIS IS IS FIREEEEEE” and “I really love his character in uu. He is honestly one of my favorite characters!” “YAY!! My goat is back!! I really love his character in uu.”, which is very Hufflepuff-coded devotion. Their love for friends and family shows up repeatedly: they scream about their partner (“!!!!! IM BI I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SHE IS BI !!!!!!!!” link), their mom (“I LOVE MY MOM!!!!!!!! best person I’ve ever met!!!” link), and even a spider keychain named Yungy whom they “love dearly” “My spider key chain arrived!!! I named him yungy and I love him dearly!!!”. They also show a strong sense of fairness and care for marginalized people, defending queer labels and Palestinians, as in calling out people mislabeling sapphic women (“this is WHY ITS HARMFUL TO LABLE EVER SAPHIC WOMEN A LESBIAN” link) and tweeting “FREE PALESTINE!” in their bio. While they have creativity and passion that could fit Ravenclaw or Gryffindor (e.g., lots of fanart and emotional reactions), the core pattern is steadfast affection, protectiveness, and a desire for everyone to be okay—quintessential Hufflepuff traits.

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A well-fitting song for them is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko, because it matches both their identity and the way they talk about love and queerness online. They openly celebrate being bi and having a bi girlfriend, shouting things like “!!!!! IM BI I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SHE IS BI !!!!!!!!”, which lines up with the song’s unapologetic sapphic joy. They’re also vocal about queer discourse and labels, defending sapphic nuance in tweets like “Sapphic woman have BEEN saying that just because we like women doesn’t mean that we’re lesbian!!”, which resonates with the song’s focus on queer experiences being taken seriously. The energetic, emotional tone of the track mirrors how they gush about their favorite media and characters, such as “IM SO AUTISTIC ABOUT END BARENS IM GONNA BE SO ANNOYING ABOUT RHIS IRL”. Overall, the song’s mix of vulnerability, intensity, and queer pride matches their timeline’s blend of loud fandom love, personal struggles, and sincere affection for the people they care about.

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