Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm for Jayce/Viktor content, e.g. hyping fic in “EVERYONE READ LOVE IS A BURNING THING BY GRYFFINDOR17 ON AO3” and constantly brainstorming scenarios.
- Supportive friend: Frequently thanks and encourages others, like appreciating art/compliments in “THANK UU i have been in such a slump... this just made me feel so much better” and hyping favorite writers in “literally one of my top 5 favourite jv writers ever omg”.
- Creative thinker: Invents many detailed AU/NSFW concepts such as cyborg pregnancy in “viktor impregnating jayce with a cyborg embryo” and rivalry sleepovers in “viktor sneaks through jayces window to spend the night”.
- Community‑oriented: Actively engages with fandom, asks for song recs and advice, and wants discussion like “please just talk abt jayce and jv and vj with me please please”.
- Values boundaries: States clear interaction rules and coping strategies, e.g. “ignore and block that’s it… ppl were getting way too comfortable sending rude/personal stuff” and “if u don’t like me don’t interact with me”.
Weaknesses:
- Heavy vulgarity: Relies on explicit language that can alienate others, such as “god i miss jayces fat pussy” and “yeah jayce just b fartin on my dick”.
- Narrow focus: Timeline is dominated by Jayce-centric NSFW, e.g. “i love piss kink if it involves jayce” and repeated pregnant/oviposition posts like “eggnant jayce in his moomoo”, which may limit broader engagement.
- Conflict fatigue: Shows frustration with fandom discourse, as in “this fandom really doesnt actually like jayce” and “JV TWT… got some FATIGUE OKAY”, suggesting fandom stress impacts enjoyment.
- Self‑doubtful: Often downplays their skills, saying things like “i write here and there… but im just a bit shy about my writings” and “my process of drawing isn’t very helpful i think”.
- Emotional overexposure: Shares being in slumps or tough weeks while still highly online, e.g. “it’s been tough so far” and “i have been in such a slump with drawing”, which might invite unwanted stress or pressure from the platform.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
They’re most like Homer Simpson: impulsive, horny, loudly obsessive about their special interest, but also strangely sincere and loving underneath. Their timeline is a constant stream of single-minded thirst, like “swirls whiskey glass in my hand as i think abt jayces pussy and how it would taste and smell” and “i want to eat jayces ass so bad”, which fits Homer’s cartoonishly over-the-top appetite for pleasure. Like Homer fixating on donuts or TV, they hyperfocus on Jayce and JV ships, gushing in posts such as “hello jayce freak nation” and “pls suck my dick jayce talis from arcane”. At the same time, they show a disarming, almost childlike emotional honesty when they talk about being tired of discourse or needing kindness, as in “ignore and block that’s it… please just talk abt jayce and jv and vj with me please please” and “waahhthank u guys so much im flattered i was missed”. This mix of shameless goofiness, extreme libido, and genuine soft spots is very Homer-coded, just transplanted into a hyper-online, nsfw fandom context.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they openly engage their fandom, respond to people, and invite interaction, e.g. asking for song recs and conversation about their interests: “also pls send more song recs i love being recommended songs” and “please just talk abt jayce and jv and vj with me please please”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive, centering on imaginative scenarios and headcanons rather than concrete facts, like cybernetic pregnancy ideas and elaborate what-ifs: “viktor impregnating jayce with a cyborg embryo just another regular tuesday for them” and “what if viktor put two bandaids making an x on jayces pussy… and completely ignoring his cute aching cunt”. They clearly favor Feeling over Thinking; their posts are emotional and value-driven, often centering on how fandom discourse feels unfair or draining: “it really is just draining, one character in the ship just gets treated way differently than the other within fandom and we know exactly why” and “ignore and block that’s it… it’s uncomfortable.. also idgaf abt petty fandom discourse”. Finally, they present as Perceiving: they describe themselves as lazy and unstructured about process, and often improvise rather than plan, e.g. “my process of drawing isn’t very helpful i think, i just do the messiest sketch and draw over it” and “i just make shit up and don’t use much reference which is bad, use ref 😭”. This combination of expressive social energy, imaginative headcanons, emotionally driven values, and flexible, self-admitted messiness fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep tweeting about ‘jayce goonslop central,’ but I think the real hextech innovation is how fast my brain starts sparking every time you mention machine herald’s detachable dick attachment.
- You said viktor sneaks in through Jayce’s window to cuddle then pretends nothing happened on the battlefield—if I sneak into your DMs to cuddle, are we also going to pretend you didn’t just call yourself ‘jayce goonslop central’ the night before?
- You have a whole playlist just for thinking about Jayce, you miss ‘jayce’s fat pussy,’ and you’re out here defending bottom Jayce discourse—statistically speaking, you’re exactly my type of guy who loves one (1) golden boy way too much.
- You once tweeted about Viktor putting bandaids in an X over Jayce’s pussy and ignoring it—if I promise to give your cute aching art block all the attention instead, can I be the one you @ when you post your next sketch?
- You’ve lovingly detailed pregnant Jayce, eggnant Jayce, cyborg-embryo Jayce, and lactating gala-princess Jayce… so when do we add ‘mutuals AU: domestic, well-rested, and slightly obsessed with each other’ to your lore?
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Your new Twitter bio
22 • illustrator & fic enjoyer obsessed with Jayce, Viktor & messy academia. Once made a whole playlist to outline one scene and it actually worked.– @jaycebussy
Your signature cocktail
The Goonslop Golden Jayce-tini
Overproof spiced rum stands in for their absolutely feral, high-octane thirst posting and horny brainrot energy, like when they say “swirls whiskey glass in my hand as i think abt jayces pussy and how it would taste and smell”. Honeyed chili syrup captures the mix of sweetness and bite in their tone, whether they’re gassing up fic writers in “LITERALLY ONE OF FAV FICSSS…EVERYONE READ LOVE IS A BURNING THING BY GRYFFINDOR17 ON AO3” or dragging fandom with “ppl only ‘caring’ abt jayce league when it’s to try and justify white washing… interesting”. Brown sugar espresso is for the late-night, slightly unhinged creativity of their art and fic musings, from “erm vikjayce faces doodle bc I’ve been writing abt them” to the many elaborate Jayce scenarios like “jayce grinding his cunt on machine heralds staff taps chin”. Sparkling yuzu soda reflects their playful, hyper, slightly chaotic sparkle, the same vibe as “hello jayce freak nation” and their gleeful playlists in “i actually have a playlist of songs that i listen to and think abt jayce”. Edible gold dust on top represents their fixation on Jayce as the golden boy and princess, echoing “the golden boy… Jayce..,..,, ” and “i need viktor teasingly calling jayce the ‘princess of piltover’”, making the drink look as extra and dramatic as their entire feed.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center care, comfort, and communal enjoyment over drama, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They set clear, gentle boundaries about how they want to be treated, asking people to just enjoy fandom with them instead of engaging in negativity: “ignore and block that’s it, for a while ppl were getting way too comfortable sending rude/personal stuff is all and it’s uncomfortable.. also idgaf abt petty fandom discourse or whatever please just talk abt jayce and jv and vj with me please please”. They also stress fairness and non–mean-spirited interaction, saying they don’t want people around who are hostile or petty: “ig just nothing mean spirited like if u don’t like me don’t interact with me, fandom discourse unless u see me complaining and just want to add ur two cents…”. Their loyalty and warmth toward creators and mutuals is strong; they gush about favorite writers and artists with an almost devotional consistency, e.g. “literally one of my top 5 favourite jv writers ever omg i re read their stuff a lot ngtl” and “weltraum vaqueros… has such a special place in my heart oh my godddd he’s like jayce x reader jesus to me. i always be checking his ao3 to see any new stuff I MISS HIM”. Even when they’re frustrated with fandom treatment of Jayce, the focus is on justice and care for a character they love rather than on winning discourse, as in “like the constant petty discourse that happens on here is just draining to even witness with like holy fuck this fandom really doesnt actually like jayce”. This combination of loyalty, desire for a kind environment, and valuing of emotional safety over status or conflict is textbook Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Animal Attraction - Slaughter Beach, Dog
The best fit for @jaycebussy is “Animal Attraction” by Slaughter Beach, Dog, which they themselves explicitly frame as vikjayce-coded and part of their ship-brain soundtrack. They gush that “all wound up, animal attraction, maybe she’s right, true romance, what i want, um basically every swr ever is so vikjayce coded”, showing they already connect this song’s obsessive, messy-romantic energy to their favorite dynamic. The song’s themes of intense, sometimes unhinged desire mirror their delight in over-the-top horny scenarios like “jayce grinding his cunt on machine heralds staff taps chin” and “i need talis and jayce league of legends scissoring each other on top of me rn”. Lyrically, Animal Attraction leans into fixation and emotional rawness, which lines up with how they spiral into hyper-specific fantasies such as “viktor sneaks through jayces window to spend the night with him sometimes and acts all pathetic and needy…”. Since they already use this song (and related SWR tracks) as a lens to interpret vikjayce, it naturally becomes the soundtrack of their online persona: horny, narrative-obsessed, and deeply attached to one golden boy named Jayce.
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