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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Laurie is an intellectual and emotionally sensitive individual who finds deep meaning in the arts and specific social niches. They share a intense devotion to their passions, seen when Laurie declares, “i LOVE jayce so much. He is the most important character of all time for me”. Both display a strong moral compass and a tendency to feel the weight of the world, much like Laurie’s reaction to Red Dead Redemption 2 where they state, “playing chapter 6 feels like i’m giving a dog a good last couple of days before euthanasia”. Furthermore, Laurie's autistic pride and hyper-fixations on music and games mirror Lisa's role as the misunderstood, brilliant outcast of her own world. Laurie even expresses a desire for community amidst their unique interests, lamenting, “i don’t want to be aloneeeuhhhhggg” regarding a special interest.

Your MBTI personality Type
Laurie leans toward Introversion (I), focusing heavily on internal worlds and solo gaming, and even describing their lifestyle as “nocturnal”. Their strong Intuition (N) is evident in their constant creation of “self insert concepts” and identifying deep thematic “parallels” between characters and music. As a Feeling (F) type, they are highly emotional and empathetic, tweeting “m so sad about arthur i feel genuinely nauseous” and making moral stances like “proship dni”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) preference shows through their self-admitted tendency to “stop procrastinating” on long-term projects and their spontaneous, multifandom-focused tweeting style.

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Trans-masculine gamer and artist with a DX’D autism perspective. Once took Arthur Morgan to the theater just to hear him heckle; now I’m here for the art and RE9.– @jaycecore

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Laurie’s current hyperfixations, starting with a heavy pour of bourbon because his “internal monologue is just arthur morgan now.” The bright blue color and sparkling finish represent his 'Jayce-maxxing' energy, specifically his “huge shelf” of Jayce Talis shrine plans and his obsession with “Hexgems.” Despite the outlaw kick, it’s served with a soft marshmallow rim because his “arthur will always be overweight because he is loved and well fed.” Finally, the cherry on top is a nod to his 'Yumetwt' self-shipping heart, because for Laurie, “2026 is the year of mitski.”

Your Hogwarts House
Laurie exemplifies Hufflepuff traits through an intense focus on emotional loyalty and the nurturing of others, even in virtual spaces. He displays deep empathy for characters, describing the act of playing the final chapter of a game as “giving a dog a good last couple of days before euthanasia” and insisting his character is “overweight because he is loved and well fed.” His dedication to his 'fictional others' and his community is steadfast, as seen when he says, “i mourn my deactivated and inactive oomfs daily btw… i miss you guys.” Furthermore, his creative hobbies like making a “jayce shrine” and “layce pins” demonstrate the patient, hands-on diligence typical of a Hufflepuff.

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As an avid fan who claims “2026 is the year of mitski”, Laurie's digital presence mirrors the raw, hyper-fixated emotional energy found in Mitski’s discography. The song Townie captures his youthful, intense devotion to his 'fictional others,' specifically seen when he admits, “i LOVE jayce so much... He is the most important character of all time for me”. His tendency to spiral into deep emotional states over games, such as feeling “genuinely nauseous” over a character's fate, aligns with the song's themes of reckless, all-consuming passion. Ultimately, Laurie’s world is one of self-described “selfinsert concepts” and profound attachment, making the yearning and intensity of Townie the perfect anthem for his life.

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