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Your Simpsons character
Jacob mirrors Lisa Simpson's blend of intelligence, curiosity, and sarcasm. Lisa's love for learning and questioning authority aligns with Jacob's investigative journalism and legal expertise. His tweet about museums banning children but favoring Goldman Sachs employees echoes Lisa's social critique. Both share a sharp wit and a passion for justice, making them kindred spirits.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jacob embodies INTP: introverted, intuitive, thinking, perceiving. His investigative work, like analyzing court filings, showcases deep thinking and intuition. His tweets about DOJ actions and legal intricacies reflect a logical, analytical approach. His humor, such as imagining cops in a clown car, adds a perceiving, playful element. INTPs thrive on intellectual curiosity and questioning norms, much like Jacob's journalistic style.

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Legal Correspondent @businessinsider | Investigating scandals, dissecting court cases, and finding humor in the absurd | Art critic with a sarcasm streak | Manhattan dweller who knows way too much about Vermeer chairs and Epstein files.– @JayShams

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The 'Legal Lime Twist' reflects Jacob's sharp wit and investigative spirit. The gin symbolizes his refined taste, while lime juice adds a zesty kick, mirroring his humor in tweets like the clown car scenario. Mint leaves represent his fresh perspective on legal cases, and club soda adds a bubbly touch, reflecting his playful commentary. A dash of bitters ties in his critiques, like the Vermeer chair tweet.

Your Hogwarts House
Jacob fits Ravenclaw with his intellectual curiosity, sharp wit, and dedication to uncovering truths. His investigative work, like reading all 1,351 docket entries in a case, showcases a keen analytical mind. His humorous critique of Vermeer and commentary on Upper East Side cafeterias reflect Ravenclaw's love for cleverness and cultural insights. He values knowledge and uses it to challenge norms, making him a natural fit for this house.

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This song's critique of sensational journalism aligns with Jacob's focus on exposing scandals and questioning institutions. His tweets about the Epstein files and DOJ actions reflect the song's themes of uncovering hidden truths. The sarcastic tone of 'Dirty Laundry' matches Jacob's witty commentary, like his critique of Vermeer and Upper East Side cafeterias. It's a fitting anthem for his investigative work.

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