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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with chaotic, funny, and slightly feral energy wrapped around a very loyal heart. They’re loud, dramatic, and unfiltered online, like when they tweet things such as “good morning, fuck you @realDonaldTrump” and “what if i tripped over a kn!fe”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, edgy sense of humor. At the same time, they’re deeply attached to their friends and internet besties, shown in emotional posts like “i think the worst part about having an internet best friend is having to sit back because i can’t do anything and watch their irl friends treat her like shit while she’s my entire world…” and “guys i love jas so much i could die this is a jas fan account”. Their obsession with fandoms and events, from “OOMFCHELLA IN 2 DAYS LADS” to screaming about races like “THREE GP WINS IN A ROW I KNOW MY GOAT”, mirrors Bart’s intense, short-attention-span enthusiasm for whatever he’s fixated on that week. Overall, they read as the lovable menace of the timeline: chaotic, rebellious, but fiercely loyal and full of feeling—very Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as strongly Extraverted, constantly engaging others with high-energy, outward-facing posts about meetups and events, like the all-caps excitement of “GUYS WE MEET SHELBIE IN 30 MINUTES I AM GOING TO CRY” and “LADS IT’S MY BIRTHDAY”. Their interests and expressions lean toward Intuition: they dramatize experiences and use metaphorical/abstract language (e.g., “I AM GNAWING ON THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE” and the poetic bio “take these broken wings and learn to fly”), focusing more on vibes and meaning than concrete detail. The emotional tone and intense care for people indicate Feeling, as seen in protective, heart-led posts like “that’s my baby” about their internet best friend and the playful but values-driven “good morning, fuck you @realDonaldTrump”. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and flexible, pointing to Perceiving: they lean into in-the-moment excitement like “OOMFCHELLA IN 2 DAYS LADS” and impulsive decisions such as “what if i told y’all i’m getting back with my ex :P”, with little sign of rigid structure or long-term planning. Overall, the combination of social enthusiasm, emotional openness, imaginative phrasing, and spontaneity fits ENFP best.

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21 | college + motorsport enjoyer | once mixed alcohol with chicken & waffles (never again) | here for Charles, Yuki, Williams & my internet besties– @jayshiestyong

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The Post-Race Depression Melon Fizz is loud, chaotic, and surprisingly soft at the center—just like jay🍉. We start with watermelon vodka to honor both their name and vibe, a nod to the 🍉 in their display and the way they roll into the timeline yelling about life and F1. A hit of Red Bull fuels their all-caps race-day energy and their beef with the brand, inspired by “when i catch you redbull…. WHEN I CATCH YOU REDBULL.” and their many race reactions like “post race depression is in fact real lads”. Blue curaçao and lime juice bring that sharp, electric, slightly unhinged tang that matches tweets like “I AM GNAWING ON THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE” and their all-caps excitement before meeting internet besties: “GUYS WE MEET SHELBIE IN 30 MINUTES I AM GOING TO CRY”. Finally, a glittery simple syrup layer reflects their sentimental, ride-or-die softness in posts like “the second we meet i am never leaving her side. like that’s my baby” and their proud, supportive friend energy in “ASK ME HOW PROUD I AM”. Strong enough for race-day screaming, sweet enough for late-night friend rants, and chaotic enough that you should absolutely not mix it with chicken & waffles, in honor of “WE HAD SO MUCH FUN (please don’t mix alcohol and chicken & waffles)”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their defining trait is intense, almost ride-or-die loyalty to loved ones. They talk about their internet best friend as “my entire world” and say that once they meet, they are “never leaving her side” in “i think the worst part about having an internet best friend…”, which is quintessential Hufflepuff devotion. They’re deeply invested in their friends’ happiness and milestones, loudly celebrating Kat with tweets like “GUYS IT’S KAT DAY THEY’RE LEGAL NOW” and going out of their way to get them a chaotic cameo in “guys i got kat a cameo from lovely peaches for their birthday”. That same warm, found-family energy shows up in how they gush over people they love—“this is a jas fan account” in “guys i love jas so much i could die” and “w best friend‼️‼️‼️‼️” in “w best friend‼️‼️‼️‼️”. While they have flashes of righteous anger and humor (e.g. “good morning, fuck you @realDonaldTrump”), their core is soft-hearted, affectionate, and community-oriented, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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The song golden fits them because it balances chaotic, funny energy with real softness and devotion to the people they love. They’re loud, expressive, and a little unhinged in the best way, like when they say “I AM GNAWING ON THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE” or scream about F1 with “THREE GP WINS IN A ROW I KNOW MY GOAT”. At the same time, they’re deeply attached to their favorite people, seen in tweets like “guys i love jas so much i could die this is a jas fan account” and the heartfelt confession about their internet best friend: “she’s my entire world and the second we meet i am never leaving her side”. The song’s themes of seeing someone as bright and special, while being a little scared of losing them, mirror how they talk about Kat, Jas, and their online friends, like “GUYS WE MEET SHELBIE IN 30 MINUTES I AM GOING TO CRY”. Even their bio, “take these broken wings and learn to fly,” and posts about rough weeks like “my week has been hell how are we homies” show the same vulnerability and resilience that run through golden.

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