
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, more self-critical version of her. Like Lisa, they are highly introspective and analytical about themselves, constantly evaluating plans, rules, and future outcomes, such as when they meticulously outline routines and intake goals in tweets like “Think my new daily plan is gonna be: Morning water and energy drink to suppress appetite… Lunch 110 300cal MAX… Night: … 700 1.2kcal for the day”. They show a strong perfectionistic streak and deep insecurity about not being ‘good enough’ physically, reflected in posts like “Refuse to be the girl that my future partner is embarrassed to show bc I’m 5’1 and 120 125lbs hello. Fucking unacceptable.”. Their emotional intensity and tendency to overthink relationships also mirror Lisa’s sensitive side, as seen when they say “he cares so much about me he makes me want to get better. Which makes me feel even more guilty when I get worse”. Overall, they resemble Lisa if her intelligence and self-awareness were turned inward in a more self-destructive, body- and control-focused way rather than outward into school and activism.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self-identify as an INFP in their promo tweets like “⋆˙⟡diagnosed ana r ☾ 17 ☾ INFP ⋆˖⁺”, which already strongly suggests introverted feeling and intuitive tendencies. Their introversion shows in focusing on online spaces and inner life rather than offline social scenes, e.g. “watch as this acc slowly becomes where I scream about my ‘love life’ if it can even be called that” and turning Twitter into a diary-like outlet rather than describing big friend groups or parties. They lean N (Intuition) by talking in ideals, self-concepts, and symbolism rather than just concrete data: comparing themselves to fictional or celebrity images like “Fuck Ariana. Jenna Ortega is my biggest motivation. She’s my height and everything. I have 0 excuses” and saying things like “Born to look like the marionette forced to look like toy chica”, which is metaphor-heavy and image-based. Their F (Feeling) side appears in how decisions are driven by emotion and self-worth rather than detached logic, such as “Refuse to be the girl that my future partner is embarrassed to show bc I’m 5’1 and 120 125lbs hello” and the guilt about hurting loved ones in “he cares so much about me he makes me want to get better. Which makes me feel even more guilty when I get worse”. The P (Perceiving) preference shows in constantly shifting plans and experimenting rather than rigid structure: they repeatedly redesign routines and rules, like “Think my new daily plan is gonna be: … 700 1.2kcal for the day” and then later “The battle between getting back to my lw … by cutting my intake in half vs … with what I’m doing now”, revealing ongoing reevaluation instead of fixed long-term scheduling. They also crowdsource ideas and change based on feelings in the moment, as in “LAYDIESSSSS I need nail ideas. My tech can’t do ombré or 3d but can do basically anything else”, indicating flexibility. Overall, the strong self-label as INFP plus the introspective, metaphorical, emotionally driven, and plan-fluid tweets point most consistently to INFP.

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Jazz / Hanako • 17 • tiny human, big opinions • once burned my tongue taste-testing lava-hot coffee and still do it daily • art, nails & late-night rambles– @Jazzmin3_Jad3

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The Moothunt Metab Moonrise is a jittery, glittery mix for someone who plans their whole day around steps, stats, and stars, echoing their meticulous routine in “Think my new daily plan is gonna be:”. A base of Thai iced coffee with milk tea foam nods to “fave drink: coffee or milk tea 🙏” in “If you see it do it now”, fueling their high-strung, sleep-at-4am energy from “Woke up at 4am and can’t go back to sleep”. Pineapple-jalapeño syrup twists their parents’ eternal pizza nights in “My parents always get pizza. Kill me.” into something sweet-but-burning, like wanting to be “thin again before summer” in “The battle between getting back to my lw”. A blackberry jam swirl honors their beloved low-cal bagel+jelly combo from “My fav go to meal idgaf.”, hiding comfort inside all the control. Sparkling mineral water stretches it out like the endless internal monologue in “I fucking hate this. I need to eat less that’s all. I don’t care anymore”, while edible silver glitter catches the light like their moon-and-angel aesthetic from “🪽 Moothunt day 5 … #promotwt #moothunt”, masking how dark the drink really hits.

Your Hogwarts House
They show intense ambition and goal-focus around weight that overrides almost everything else. For example, they lay out a detailed long-term plan to hit their lowest weight by specific dates, weighing faster vs. safer strategies: “The battle between getting back to my lw at 6/12/2026 by cutting my intake in half vs 10/28/2026 with what I’m doing now I feel like the second option is smarter but ougghhh I wanna be thin again before summer”. They are also highly strategic and resourceful about hiding their behavior and working around external control: “I have a plan for when I get home. 1) Consume 3 times a day and that’s it so I don’t get caught… 5)) ONLY eat half meal at restaurants; or off kids menu” and “Guys I’m in forced recovery and need ways to lose weight without people noticing If I eat 1k 1.2k calories a day and go to the gym 4 5 times a week, will that work?”. There is a recurring theme of self-preservation through control and image, even at great personal cost: “Refuse to be the girl that my future partner is embarrassed to show bc I’m 5’1 and 120 125lbs hello. Fucking unacceptable” and “Either need to have my eating disorder or relapse on cutting after 3 years. According to everybody in my life, me cutting was worse. So. Anorexia it is.”. They also explicitly seek a kind of competitive, achievement-based accountability community: “I genuinely need an ana coach or something. A group chat. Somebody or multiple people to fucking motivate me and keep me accountable.”. While there are flashes of emotion and insecurity, their overall pattern of calculated planning, relentless pursuit of a specific ideal, and willingness to bend circumstances to reach their goals fits Slytherin best.

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A song that fits them best is “BORN WITH A BROKEN HEART” by girl in red, because it captures a mix of self-hatred, hurt, and wanting to be okay while still feeling pulled back into destructive patterns. They openly frame their identity around their ED, describing themselves as “{diagnosed ana r} {17} {5’1ft / 155cm}” and posting things like “I’ve decided that eating whatever I want and being “healthy” is not worth being fat.”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on feeling fundamentally wrong in their own body. The way they talk about choosing anorexia over self-harm, saying “Either need to have my eating disorder or relapse on cutting after 3 years. According to everybody in my life, me cutting was worse. So. Anorexia it is.”, lines up with the track’s themes of coping through pain because it feels like the only option. They also show flashes of wanting recovery and normalcy—like “WAS considering recovery again after a talk with my parents last night… however 🪦”—but keep circling back to relapse, which fits the song’s cyclical, resigned sadness. Overall, the song’s blend of vulnerability, darkness, and longing for self-acceptance reflects both their edtwt identity and the emotional undercurrent of tweets like “Haha remember when I didn’t feel hunger haha haha bc I DO and I MISS IT and I’m HURTING”.

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