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Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa is a heartfelt, introspective character who often feels out of step and expresses earnest emotion — similar to Jazzy's candor like 'i can’t tell if i hate them or myself anymore'. Both are prone to melancholy yet push forward with talent and conviction (Jazzy's performer lines and Lisa's musical/intellectual pursuits). Lisa's sensitivity and sense of being misunderstood match Jazzy's open struggles and desire for community. While Lisa isn't a drag performer, the core emotional honesty and desire for meaning make them kindred spirits.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jazzy reads like an INFP — introverted but deeply feeling, idealistic about connections, and expressive through art and performance. Introversion shows in 'oftentimes i sit in my room and sob' and private emotional processing; iNtuition/Idealism appears in imaginative lines like '// can i have gimmicks' and theatrical fantasies; Feeling is clear in 'i love you its ruining my life' and frequent personal, value-driven tweets; Perceiving comes through in her spontaneous posts and shifting moods like 'IM SO FUCKING SCARED' contrasted with sudden productivity ('i cry alot but i am so productive'). Those quotes demonstrate quiet inner life paired with creative bursts and value-led expression typical of INFPs.

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jazzy • she/her • 20 • queer performer + mischief-maker • cries productively, loves women, lives for late-night bars & drag fam • '#draagtwt' • support: jasminerose.straw.page– @jazzyisdying

Your signature cocktail
The 'Neon Sigh' mixes smoky edge (the cigarette fantasy 'it would be so hot if a girl sipped a cigarette') with a bitter-sweet kick (lemon for tears/bitterness) and a fizzy, stage-light sparkle (edible glitter for 'the crowd was chanting “MORE!”'). Vodka keeps it blunt and honest like her confessions ('i can’t tell if i hate them or myself anymore'), and the tea's warmth nods to late-night coping ('i am the benadryl woman') — a drink that's dramatic, a little dangerous, and somehow cathartic.

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff fits Jazzy because she values community and loyalty ('if i tag you then youre cool' and her many drag/queer tags), works through hardship with perseverance ('i cry alot but i am so productive, its an art!'), and shows an accepting, down-to-earth warmth in her affectionate tweets like 'i love women'. She isn't posturing for glory as much as seeking belonging and steady support, which echoes Hufflepuff's focus on patience and dedication. Her candid vulnerability also aligns with that house's empathy rather than showy bravado.

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Lorde's 'Liability' captures the bittersweet self-awareness and painful affection Jazzy expresses: lines like 'oh jazzy you’re so worthless!!!' and 'i love you its ruining my life' echo the song's themes of feeling like a burden but still craving connection. Its sparse, honest production and melancholic mood align with Jazzy's tearful-but-creative voice and quiet theatricality.

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