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The user's bio 'Ya no me quiero matar.' and the tweet 'Is suicide still a funny and edgy meme?' reveal a preoccupation with suicidal thoughts and dark humor, a hallmark of Moe Szyslak, who frequently expresses suicidal ideation in the series. Their frustration with services, as shown in 'Una semana sin internet @TELMEXSoluciona , me pusieron de alta prioridad ... lo mejor? Ni cancelar puedo a menos que venga el técnico a cerrar la queja 😂 un chiste el servicio de Telmex.' and 'Kind of dissapointed in @RiotSupport they are taking way too much time in answer a simple question. GG Riot.' mirrors Moe's constant complaints about his bar's customers and his bleak outlook. The tweet 'When i realize i have to do everything again' captures the feeling of being stuck in a never‑ending cycle, just like Moe's endless struggle to keep his tavern afloat. The user's self‑deprecating humor in 'Yo exponiendo JAJAJAJA' and the chaotic exclamation 'Hahahaha JESUS fuck.' echo Moe's cynical, often vulgar jokes about his miserable life. Overall, the combination of depressive undertones, cynical complaints, and dark, meme‑driven humor aligns closely with Moe Szyslak's character.

Your MBTI personality Type
Based on the content, the user tends to keep the focus on personal, concrete issues such as hardware problems ('Llevo 4 semanas con mi @lenovoMX y910!!!! (Y dos de esas semanas ah estado en reparación 😒)') and service complaints ('Una semana sin internet @TELMEXSoluciona... lo mejor? Ni cancelar puedo a menos que venga el técnico a cerrar la queja 😂'), indicating a Sensing preference. Their communication is mostly self‑directed, with jokes and personal reflections ('Yo exponiendo JAJAJAJA', 'Is suicide still a funny and edgy meme?') rather than seeking social interaction, which aligns with Introversion. The tweets show a logical, result‑oriented approach, especially when criticizing slow support ('Kind of dissapointed in @RiotSupport they are taking way too much time in answer a simple question. GG Riot.') and demanding prompt resolution, suggesting Thinking over Feeling. Finally, the desire for closure and order, as seen in the frustration over unresolved service tickets and the need for the technician to 'close the complaint', points to a Judging orientation. These combined traits fit the ISTJ personality type.

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Tech tinkerer, gamer & meme curator. Survived a 4‑week Lenovo repair and a Telmex blackout—still crushing Returnal on PS5.– @JDelaPenaG

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This drink captures the dark, edgy humor and gamer frustration of JDelaPenaG. The smoky mezcal reflects the gritty sarcasm in "Is suicide still a funny and edgy meme?" and "Hahahaha JESUS fuck." while the cold brew coffee mirrors late‑night gaming sessions like the PS5 Returnal post. A splash of energy drink adds the high‑octane intensity of a gamer pleading to @RiotSupport, and the sharp lime provides the sour bite of their tech complaints such as "Llevo 4 semanas con mi @lenovoMX y910!!!! (Y dos de esas semanas ah estado en reparación 😒)". Finally, a dash of hot sauce injects the fiery frustration seen in "Kind of dissapointed in @RiotSupport they are taking way too much time in answer a simple question. GG Riot." The result is a bold, bitter, and slightly volatile cocktail that mirrors their online persona.

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The user often shows a rebellious, cunning attitude towards authority, as seen in the complaint about Telmex: 'Una semana sin internet @TELMEXSoluciona , me pusieron de alta prioridad ... lo mejor? Ni cancelar puedo a menos que venga el técnico a cerrar la queja 😂'. Their dark humor and willingness to push boundaries, like asking 'Is suicide still a funny and edgy meme?', also aligns with Slytherin’s pragmatic, non‑conformist streak. They display resourcefulness in seeking help from support channels, e.g., 'hey! @RiotSupport is there any solution to this?' and expressing disappointment when answers are slow, reflecting ambition and desire for efficient results. The overall tone is strategic, self‑preserving, and unapologetically candid, hallmarks of Slytherin.

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The bio 'Ya no me quiero matar.' signals ongoing suicidal thoughts, and the tweet 'Is suicide still a funny and edgy meme?' shows the user is wrestling with dark humor about the topic. Their frustration with support services – 'Una semana sin internet @TELMEXSoluciona ... lo mejor? Ni cancelar puedo a menos que venga el técnico a cerrar la queja 😂 un chiste el servicio de Telmex' and 'Kind of dissapointed in @RiotSupport they are taking way too much time in answer a simple question' – reflects a feeling of being unheard, which mirrors the plea in Logic's '1‑800‑273‑8255' where he sings, 'I just need somebody to hear me.' The song’s chorus urging listeners to call the suicide hotline directly addresses the user's desire for help when everything feels overwhelming. As a well‑known anthem for suicide prevention, it captures both the despair and the hopeful message that aligns with the user's expressed state.

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