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Lisa Simpson is the most intellectually curious and socially conscious character on the show, which aligns with Jdjdndhdkdbidmd’s tech‑savvy and left‑wing commentary. The user’s tweet 'I’m a proud member of the 6%' and 'the real left unity is me making out with a stalinist' show a strong identification with radical left politics, similar to Lisa’s activism on environmental and social issues. Their frequent tech‑related posts such as 'Phone 8gb Laptop 16gb Datacenter I manage 320gb' and 'Tech History Trivia Level 1' echo Lisa’s love of learning and science. Their critical take on climate policy – 'And people think we should shove hundreds of thousands of tons aerosol into the atmosphere to alter the climate on a global level TvT' – mirrors Lisa’s environmental concerns. Overall, the blend of intellectual curiosity, political activism, and sarcastic humor fits Lisa best.

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Their frequent public sharing of personal opinions—e.g., 'I think every kid should have to go back to a teeny liberal arts school' and 'I’m not sure I’ve ever heard a European person genuinely say that America has worse food'—shows an outward, extraverted communication style. They often discuss abstract, big‑picture ideas such as 'The EU is the true successor to Rome' and speculative history like 'I think this guy thinks the Americans caused the Russian Revolution,' indicating a preference for intuition over concrete details. Their tweets display logical analysis, for instance the combinatorics breakdown 'this is a simple combinatorics problem… 6^2, which means for all possibilities you’d have to make 36 images' and a reasoned critique 'I’ve never heard a good critique (from capitalists) that explains why you couldn’t just simulate markets and also have workers own the means of production.' They show a spontaneous, adaptable approach, jumping between topics and projects like 'I gotta find a way to make bombogenesis into a Theory Word' and 'I could make a fursuit…', reflecting a perceiving lifestyle. Together these traits align best with the ENTP personality type.

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Tech tinkerer, indie gamer & left‑leaning commentator. Once used a server rack as a coffee table – now I chase glitches and fresh ideas.– @Jdjdndhdkdbidmd

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The cocktail, called the "Anarchist Ember", mixes smoky mezcal with the green fairy of absinthe, echoing the user's love for rebellious ideas and their reference to "Am I Mexican because I love Feliz Navidad" and "ACAB includes… pink twink snow leopards?". The blackberries give a dark, edgy sweetness that mirrors the tweet "I’m a proud member of the 6%" and the gritty humor of "The real left unity is me making out with a stalinist". A splash of grenadine adds a burst of red, symbolizing the socialist and communist motifs found in "France doing actually existing half earth socialism" and "The people year for nuclear social democracy". A hint of chili‑infused syrup adds heat, reflecting the user's fiery commentary like "Soon, all the rich petit borgeois tech employees will be wishing they had a union" and "ITS GONNA BE ANTICOMMUNIST AS FUCK BUT IM NO BIG SU FAN SO FUCK YEAH". Served over ice with a sprig of rosemary, it captures the chaotic, eclectic energy of their timeline of tweets.

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently shows a love of learning and analytical thinking, as seen in tweets like "I think every kid should have to go back to a teeny liberal arts school". They also demonstrate a desire to rigorously critique economic ideas, for example "I've never heard a good critique (from capitalists) that explains why you couldn't just simulate markets and also have workers own the means of production.". Their curiosity about factual accuracy is evident in "Erm the space stuff in The Bad Guys 2 is inaccurate 🤓". They often dissect historical narratives, as in "I think this guy thinks the Americans caused the Russian Revolution.". This pattern of valuing knowledge, questioning assumptions, and seeking intellectual depth aligns best with Ravenclaw's core traits.

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The track 'Killing in the Name' by Rage Against the Machine captures the user's fierce anti‑authoritarian stance, echoing their repeated anti‑police sentiment such as 'ACAB includes… pink twink snow leopards?' (tweet). Their bio openly declares an anarchist identity ('they/them/he/him | anarchist from the southern so called US of A'), which aligns with the song's rebellious chorus 'Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.' Their tweets also reveal a strong anti‑capitalist anger, e.g., 'Soon, all the rich petit borgeois tech employees will be wishing they had a union…' and 'I’m a proud member of the 6%,' reflecting the song’s critique of power structures. The lyric 'Some of those that work forces are the same that I hate' mirrors their disdain for both corporate tech workers and oppressive institutions. Overall, the aggressive, protest‑driven energy of 'Killing in the Name' matches the user's political fervor and meme‑filled, confrontational online presence.

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