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Your Simpsons character
Their mix of chaotic humor, oversharing, and sincere moments lines up most with Bart Simpson. They constantly swing between crude, bodily-humor posts like “BRO CAN I FUCKING BURP FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT ISNT VARESA IVE BEEN HOLDING A FART IN FOR TWO HOURS NOW.” and sudden emotional honesty such as “Felt like shit the whole day being ill sucks”. Like Bart, they’re loud, passionate, and love stirring the pot about fandom drama, e.g. “Bro this Varka shipping is life or death for some people. Like slurs death threats and the like…” while still clearly caring about the communities they’re in. Their chaotic gaming obsession and impulsive gacha behavior (“C4 Resa secured 🫡”) also feels very Bart-coded: reckless now, consequences later. Underneath the jokes and swearing, though, there’s a loyal, soft side in how they talk about friends and favorite characters, which fits Bart more than a consistently earnest character like Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert: they constantly narrate daily life, interact with ‘chat’, and share personal stories publicly, e.g. riding the bus and analysing strangers’ speech patterns in “Sitting on a bus home after dropping my lil sis off…”, or joking about bodily issues in “BRO CAN I FUCKING BURP FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT ISNT VARESA…”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they speculate about narratives, themes, and broader fandom discourse more than concrete facts, like theorising in “Yuzuha is the escaped experiment and when Alice’s dad went back he saved Yuzuha…” and critiquing community patterns in “Yk it’s blanket statements like these that makes the discussion surrounding Natlan so exhausting…”. They lean Feeling: arguments are value- and empathy-driven, calling out racism/harassment and caring about how people are treated, as in “You are dumb as bricks. Hayden’s job is to be the voice of a character… THEM being transgender does not affect the character.” and being disturbed by ship discourse turning into slurs and death threats in “Bro this Varka shipping is life or death for some people.”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they frequently mention procrastination, doomscrolling, and chaotic sleep or study habits in “Spent the past 2 hours doomscrolling on instagram. INSTAGRAM!!!!!!” and “Actual waste of a night bruh I could be sleeping but nah I decided not to and now I have to wake up in 5 hours 💀”, and they seem to react spontaneously to gacha whims, like “Fuck it. We going back ig”. Putting this together, their overall pattern best matches ENFP: expressive, fandom- and relationship-focused, emotionally driven but with flexible, somewhat chaotic day-to-day organization.

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UK/GH uni kid surviving 2-hour commutes, doomscrolling and Natlan discourse. Once named a group doc ‘tig ol’ biddies’ and my dad found it.– @jdubzh1

Your signature cocktail
Overproof dark rum stands in for their loud, unapologetic energy and occasional overshare, like when they said “BRO CAN I FUCKING BURP FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING THAT ISNT VARESA IVE BEEN HOLDING A FART IN FOR TWO HOURS NOW.”. Hibiscus-ginger syrup nods to their British-Ghanaian background and Natlan love, plus the way they get fiery defending characters: “Yeah I’ll have certain ones that I side eye but that’s during the times their fanbases were just hating on Varesa for no reason.”. An espresso shot captures the sleep-deprived uni grind and late-night gaming/doomscrolling, like “Awake at 2:30am rn… wtf were the devs on when making the 5.X weeklies?” and “Actual waste of a night bruh I could be sleeping but nah I decided not to and now I have to wake up in 5 hours 💀”. Sparkling passionfruit soda mirrors their excited, chaotic stan vibes when they pull or see something hype, e.g. “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS WHY SHES MY FUCKING GOAT RIGHT THERE” and their all-caps reactions to collabs. The lime wedge with chili-salt rim adds a sharp, Natlan-heat edge for how they speak their mind on discourse, as in “You are dumb as bricks.” and “This will be the only time I will speak on this topic cuz it’s FUCKING TIRING.”, giving the drink a punchy finish worthy of a C4R1 Varesa main.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show strong loyalty to people and characters they care about, which fits Hufflepuff’s core values. Their bio already centers identity around being a Varesa main and Nene fan, and in multiple tweets they fiercely defend Varesa and her fans, e.g. pushing back on bad-faith discourse: “Outside of that period I don’t hate any 🤷🏾♂️” and “BEST OF THE BEST ONE OF GREATEST TO EVER DO IT AND WHAT DID SHE DO????? BE A VARESA FAN THATS WHAT All that aside genuinely one of the best Varesa fans I’ve had the pleasure of meeting 🫶🏾”. They also show a strong sense of fairness and protection toward others, such as criticizing overblown fandom toxicity and slur/death-threat behavior around shipping: “Bro this Varka shipping is life or death for some people. Like slurs death threats and the like… just block, mute and move on.”. Their patience and supportiveness appear in how they talk about friend groups and social dynamics: “you’d have to do something INCREDIBLY FUCKING STUPID OR WORSE to have the majority turn on you. And that goes for all types of friend groups.”, which reflects a generous, give-people-a-chance mindset. Even when annoyed, they usually land on empathy and perspective rather than pure snark, and their devotion to games, siblings, and creators (like staying up helping with nosebleeds or grinding events for favorite characters) shows the industrious, loyal, and soft-hearted core typical of a Hufflepuff.

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A song that mixes political energy, frustration, and introspective grit suits them, and Wake Up fits that blend. They bounce between joking about gacha hell and burnout — like “Spent the past 2 hours doomscrolling on instagram... HAVE I FALLEN SO FAR FROM GRACE THAT IM DOOMSCROLLING INSTAGRAM NOW🥀🥀🥀” and “Actual waste of a night bruh I could be sleeping but nah I decided not to and now I have to wake up in 5 hours 💀” — which mirrors the song’s restless, wired mood. They’re outspoken about fandom discourse and social issues, calling out bad faith or bigotry in media conversations, like “You are dumb as bricks. Hayden’s job is to be the voice of a character and THEM being transgender does not affect the character.” and “Bro this Varka shipping is life or death for some people. Like slurs death threats and the like... ppl refuse to just block, mute and move on.”, which aligns with the song’s confrontational, call‑things‑out energy. At the same time, their timeline is full of late‑night gaming, uni struggles, and emotional peaks over characters like Varesa, Nene, and Natlan discourse — for example “7am on a cold British morning and I’m on my way for a 2 hour journey to uni instead of playing the latest genshin update” — echoing the song’s sense of exhaustion under pressure but pushing on anyway. Wake Up captures a person who’s chronically online, politically aware, annoyed at bullshit, yet still passionately invested in their interests, exactly like their feed reads.

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