Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Academic Dedication: He holds a degree in Alchemy from Unicamp and balances professional work with long hours at the laboratory.
- Musical Passion: He shows deep appreciation for diverse genres, from writing demos to praising the live quality of Bullet Bane.
- Family Loyalty: He expresses immense pride and love for his sister, celebrating her birthday with emotional sincerity.
- Corporate Competence: He values professional efficiency, completing a detailed data report after months of hard work.
- Nostalgic Appreciation: He maintains a strong connection to his roots and fond memories of past projects and old friends.
Weaknesses:
- Workaholic Tendencies: He frequently works until late hours and desperately pleads for a vacation due to exhaustion.
- Low Social Tolerance: He admits to losing the energy to pretend he likes typical social activities like traveling or landscapes.
- Impatient Colleague: He openly vents about coworkers' delays and their perceived lack of professional standards.
- Gaming Elitism: He is highly critical of modern game iterations, calling CS2 an insult to the legacy of CS:GO.
- Social Media Burnout: He expresses a recurring desire to vanish from Twitter forever due to the toxicity of online discourse.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Jefin aligns with Lisa Simpson through a blend of high-intellect frustration, a deep passion for niche music, and a cynical view of corporate/institutional mediocrity. Like Lisa, he is academically driven but often feels like an outsider, tweeting about the “solidao do clt baronense” and his exhaustion with “micro” and “macromerda” in his professional life. His musical taste is discerning and emotional, ranging from crying over Elliott Smith to critiquing festival curation, echoing Lisa’s own artistic sensitivity and high standards. Furthermore, his interest in “estudar mandarim” and his background in Alchemy at Unicamp mirror Lisa's perpetual thirst for knowledge and her tendency to pursue complex, solitary intellectual interests.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Jeferson displays strong Introversion (I), often tweeting about solitary exhaustion from work, playing CS2, or feeling a “sense of emptiness” after finishing a long-term report rather than seeking social celebration. His Intuition (N) is evident in his bio where he claims to be “graduated in alchemy” and his penchant for niche, abstract thoughts that “only two people on the planet would understand.” He leans toward Thinking (T) through his blunt, cynical critiques of music and tech, such as calling black metal “a piece of shit” or advocating for “energy nuclear” over emotional arguments. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows in his spontaneous, self-described “freestyle” work style and his tendency to “fall asleep 3 times by accident” while trying to be productive at the end of the day.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a demo recording in a new software? Because I have no idea what I'm doing, but I’ve never felt a more inexplicable happiness than when I'm with you.
- I promise I’ll never be as disappointing as the CS2 update; I’m strictly CS:GO legacy levels of classic and reliable.
- I’m not a French guy with a baguette, but I’d happily let you rob my heart if it means we can skip the coworker music and listen to Sade together.
- Are you a high-quality niche thought? Because even if only two people in the world understand us, I promise I won't go five years without talking to you.
- I’d survive a show full of Iron Maiden fans just to get to the Alter Bridge of your heart.
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Chemist by training, gamer by night, and Palmeiras fan by fate. From Lab reports to CS2 clutches, I’m just here for the good music and even better coffee.– @jefersonjrx
Your signature cocktail
The Alchemist’s GOAT-tail
This drink starts with a base of Jägermeister because, as the user notes, “dei um gole no Jagermeister e tinha um gosto de asteroid”, combined with a green hue to honor his beloved Palmeiras. The smoked salt rim pays homage to his gaming habits, specifically his love-hate relationship with tactical shooters where “a mecanica da HE limpar smoke” is peak gameplay. To balance the 'alchemist' vibes from Unicamp, we add a generic tonic to represent the “8 horas de coworker music torando” he endures at the lab. Finally, a bitter finish captures the “solidao do clt baronense entre o natal e o ano novo”, resulting in a complex, experimental beverage that refuses to be taken seriously.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Jeferson demonstrates a classic Ravenclaw analytical mind through his obsession with technical precision and niche knowledge, such as his “dúvida sincera onde foi parar a pica do zeferino vaz que ficava na praça?” and his study of Mandarin for the future. His creativity and desire for intellectual stimulation are evident when he laments having “uma ideia poderosa mas ela vem de um pensamento sobre um assunto tao nichado que só duas pessoas no planeta entenderiam”. Despite his bio's promise of humor, he displays a sharp, critical wit regarding music curation and technical software, even finding “felicidade inexplicavel em gravar 1:30 de um negocio mto questionavel” while relearning production tools. This combination of academic background in alchemy, specialized curiosity, and a relentless pursuit of 'doing things right' marks him as a true member of the house of wit and learning.
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Your song
Unwell - Matchbox Twenty
The song's blend of early 2000s nostalgia and mental health transparency aligns perfectly with jefin, who claims the “melhor musica escrita na decada 00” is from that era. He frequently balances humor with heavy emotions, admitting, “odeio sentir sentimentos” while candidly discussing the lingering effects of stopping medication like escitalopram. Despite the internal struggle and the “sensação de vazio absurda” that follows major life tasks, he maintains a hopeful, resilient front. This duality is captured in his bio's promise to “nunca falar sério” while simultaneously sharing deeply personal moments of vulnerability and fatigue.
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