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The best match is Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user is openly reflective, emotionally aware, and interested in self‑improvement and spirituality, as seen when she says she’s focusing on spirituality and reading about Buddhism: “making it a goal to focus on my spirituality this year and it already feels so good??? i bought an anthology of passages from the pāli canon to learn more about buddhism…”. Lisa is also a passionate nerd about her interests, and this user is intensely focused on Marvel Rivals and comics, constantly sharing hauls and gameplay, for example: “a glimpse into my comic collection ♡” and “got home early... i think it's time to marvel my rivals”. There’s a strong caring streak and desire to build community, similar to Lisa’s nurturing side, shown by running a Discord server and inviting friends to play: “i run a rivals discord server, dm to join” and prepping gifts for kids on her ship: “so ready to spoil the kiddos on my ship”. At the same time, she’s socially conscious, queer, and vocal about what frustrates her (like bad team comp or bans), echoing Lisa’s moral conviction and occasional ranting: “if you are the second healer on a team and your team is losing WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU SWITCH TO DPS OR TANK…”. The mix of earnestness, fandom hyperfixation, emotional honesty, and wanting to be seen for her competence (e.g., defending herself from being called a one trick: “people being negative under this calling me a one trick and saying i suck???”) all line up strongly with Lisa Simpson’s personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly invite others to interact and play, e.g. recruiting for their Discord and lobbies in “i am once again recruiting people to play rivals with! rt / like / reply for the invite link <3” and sharing their priv with oomfs in “oomfs my priv is @topcatmeowth by the way”. Their interests are broad, enthusiastic, and future-focused (characters they want added, skins they imagine, career excitement), pointing to Intuition: see “silly question: do you guys think when spider woman gets added to rivals that she'll have the same swing mechanics as spider man?” and “i am once again begging for jessica drew to be added to marvel rivals”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, centering emotions, relationships, and values, as in “so ready to spoil the kiddos on my ship” and their hurt over negativity in “people being negative under this calling me a one trick and saying i suck???”. Their life appears flexible and spontaneous rather than rigidly planned, which fits Perceiving: they impulsively queue games after trips in “got home from the cruise and IMMEDIATELY queued up rivals”, change pfps often in “would y'all hate me if i changed my pfp again”, and openly ride waves of energy/mood in “i'm just in a manic state… day three here we go”. Taken together—highly social, emotionally expressive, imaginative, and spontaneous—they best match ENFP.

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Queer console flex player, Wanda & Jeff enthusiast. Runs a Marvel Rivals Discord. Once missed Deadpool’s launch because I was literally at sea.– @jeffispunk

Your signature cocktail
The Scarlet Lord Hyperfixation Fizz is a bright, slightly chaotic, and very pink cocktail—strong enough to match all-night ranked queues, but bubbly and sweet enough to stay fun, not broody. A strawberry basil gin base nods to their soft, femme vibe and sharp game sense, inspired by lines like “wanda, mantis, jeff, moon knight, psylocke, squirrel girl, and rogue main (but mostly wanda)” and the constant Wanda thirsting in “COLONEL WANDA IS SO SEXC”. Sparkling rosé captures their pink, romantic Disney-cruise-core life and fiancé love, echoing posts like “post cruise depression is hitting and it's only been twelve hours” and their anniversary cat-café dilemma in “would 100% come home with a fourth cat”. Lychee juice adds a dreamy, slightly extra sweetness for the certified lover girl in “certified ariana, pedro, + jenna lover girl ❣︎” and their starstruck stan moments like “MY GIRLS MY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS OH I LOVE THEM SO”. A squeeze of lime juice brings tartness for the tilted-queue rants—like “if you are the second healer on a team and your team is losing WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU SWITCH TO DPS OR TANK” and “i forgot how dogshit it is to get out of silver”—because sweet without a little bite wouldn’t be them. Finally, edible glitter and a tiny moon-shaped sugar garnish pay homage to their dreamy spirituality journey in “making it a goal to focus on my spirituality this year” and their cosmic mains like Moon Knight and “the ghost of the moon,” turning the drink into something as custom and shiny as a fresh Wanda skin in Marvel Rivals.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center community, friendship, and care for others, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They actively recruit and nurture a friend group around Marvel Rivals, inviting people into their Discord and custom games in a warm, inclusive way: “i am once again recruiting people to play rivals with! rt / like / reply for the invite link <3 we do plenty of quick match, custom games, and 18v18!!” and “moots join the server and plays rivals with me and my friends tonight !!!”. Their kindness and desire to support others shows up in real life too, like when they prepare gifts for kids on their cruise ship: “so ready to spoil the kiddos on my ship, i have about 100 more bags to finish putting together but that's okay :')”. They also show patience and a hardworking mentality with grindy in-game goals, e.g. pushing characters to Lord despite frustration: “about 1000 away from lord squirrel girl and i never have to play her again!!!! i have been getting mvp / svp nearly every match with her though which is nice” and “i forgot how dogshit it is to get out of silver, the team dynamic just isn't there whatsoever.... save me”. Even when people are negative to them, their reaction is more bewildered than combative, reflecting a generally fair and gentle disposition: “people being negative under this calling me a one trick and saying i suck??? i literally just said add me on rivals 😭😭 it's never that serious bro”. Taken together—their loyalty to friends and moots, caretaking instincts, and grind-focused persistence—point strongly toward Hufflepuff over the more individualistic ambition of Slytherin or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.

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Ariana fits them perfectly, and no tears left to cry captures their mix of softness, resilience, and fangirl energy. They’re a certified Ariana lover, calling themselves a “certified ariana, pedro, + jenna lover girl ❣︎” in their bio, and their feed is full of excited pop-culture stanning like “sorry rivals twt it's ariana and jenna world domination right now for me”. Despite frustrations in ranked, they keep queuing up with humor and determination, e.g. “i forgot how dogshit it is to get out of silver, the team dynamic just isn't there whatsoever.... save me” and then turning around to say “got home early... i think it's time to marvel my rivals”. Even when people are negative, they shrug it off with a light tone, like “people being negative under this calling me a one trick and saying i suck??? i literally just said add me on rivals 😭😭 it's never that serious bro”, echoing the song’s bounce-back energy. Their tweets about mental health and manic productivity, like “the disappointment that sets in when i realize 'no i'm not finally becoming productive, i'm just in a manic state'...”, also resonate with the song’s theme of choosing to keep moving and finding light despite emotional heaviness.

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