Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating jokes and playful tone, like celebrating followers with exaggerated laughter in “Brah guess who just hit 100 followers.. ME hahahahahahahaahahahahahahhhahahahahahahaahaahhaaaaahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah”.
- Social: Actively seeks interaction and community, asking for moots and F4F in “Brachachos moot me Shedtwt/edtwt/shtwt ♡/🔄 to moot” and sharing a Twitter family in “👨👩👧👦 My Twitter Family…”.
- Expressive: Openly shares thoughts and feelings, like frustration with restricting retweets in “I have to restrict from retweeting becasue I dont want to mess up my profile🙄”.
- Playful: Teases and jokes with others, like bragging about not going to school in “Haha you losers have to go to school, and I dont😈”.
- Self-aware: Notices personal habits and mistakes, like recognizing emoji overuse in “Brah I just realized I keep using the four same damn emojis '🙄🥺😛😭'” and misunderstanding ‘sw’ in “Omg im so stupid I thought 'sw' ment 'safe weight'🙄😭”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Frequently references self-harm, such as asking “Should I sh again” and joking about cut designs in “What slit design should I do 2nite (the're cat scratches)”.
- Body-obsessed: Fixates on weight and calories, listing CW/GW/UGW in bio and posting negative body talk like “Im such a fat fucking chud😭 im litterly in the negitives!”.
- Risk-taking: Shows willingness to engage in harmful acts, like saying they’d carve a friend’s initial in “my toxic trait is if my bff wanted me to carve her initial into myself, I would fold immediately”.
- Provocative: Uses edgy or aggressive phrasing, such as “The day a man tries to explain to me what calories are is the day I will kill someone🙄”.
- Validation-seeking: Strong focus on followers and attention, clearly begging for follows in “Who would like to take the honor of the last 3 followers until 100🥺🥺🥺 totally not begging👍…please👍”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: chaotic, rebellious, and darkly joking about serious stuff. Like Bart, they lean into edgy humor and self-deprecation, calling themselves a “ғᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏsᴇʀ” in their bio and celebrating follower milestones with over-the-top silliness, as in “Brah guess who just hit 100 followers.. ME hahahahahahahaahahahahahahhhahahahahahahaahaahhaaaaahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah”. The sarcastic, gremlin-like attitude shines in tweets such as “Haha you losers have to go to school, and I dont😈” and “Does puppy want a treat?' no puppy does not want a FUCKING treat.”. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable, impulsive side in posts like “Should I sh again” and “My toxic trait is if my bff wanted me to carve her initial into myself, I would fold immediately, and do it😭🙄”, which fits Bart’s mix of bravado and hidden emotional pain. Their dramatic overreactions and joking about danger, like “Guys am I about to get sex trafficked”, round out the picture of a Bart-like teen: loud, reckless, funny, and clearly struggling under the jokes.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as highly extroverted: they constantly seek interaction and new mutuals, like in “Brach guess who just hit 100 followers.. ME hahahahahahaha…” and “Brochachos moot me Shedtwt/edtwt/shtwt ♡/🔄 to moot”, and joke about others going to school while they don’t in “Haha you losers have to go to school, and I dont😈”. Their style favors intuition over sensing: they use lots of metaphors and dramatic, exaggerated humor rather than concrete detail, such as “What my cut sees after its born” and the poetic line in “ʙᴏʏs ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪʀʟs ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ… ᴡᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ʙᴏɴᴇs, ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴅɪғғʀᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʏs.”. They are very feeling-oriented, focusing on emotions, self-worth, and relationships over logic, for example “My toxic trait is if my bff wanted me to carve her initial into myself, I would fold immediately, and do it😭🙄” and the self-deprecating “Im such a fat fucking chud😭 im litterly in the negitives!”. Finally, they seem perceiving rather than judging: they act impulsively and joke about lack of structure, like forgetting they were fasting in “This morning I was chowing down on my nachos, and I realized I was supposed to be fasting😭”, debating whether to self-harm on a whim in “Should I sh again”, and generally treating life as chaotic and unplanned rather than ordered. Together, this energetic, social, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous style best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your scale keeps gaslighting you, so maybe trust me instead: I already calculated it, you look best at ‘right here next to me’ kg.
- You’re out here chowing down on nachos during a ‘fast’ and fighting Fritos bags… if loving snacks is wrong, can I at least be your favorite treat you actually *do* want?
- You thought ‘sw’ meant ‘safe weight’—plot twist, sw actually stands for ‘someone wonderful,’ which is wild because it keeps pointing straight at you.
- You’re 5'0, 3teen, haikyuu/hxh obsessed, and calling yourself a ‘fkign loser’… that’s crazy, because in my bingo card of red flags and perfection, you just gave me a full shedtwt blackout.
- If you’re really the ‘young hoe’ you claim in your bio, then I volunteer as tribute to be the clown who hypes your every meme, protects you from bean‑cut cannibals, and never ever says ‘does puppy want a treat?’ again.
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Florida teen, 5'0, powered by nachos and anime. Once forgot I was fasting mid-bite. Here for jokes, vibes, and moots—he/she.– @Jekzzyie
Your signature cocktail
The Gaslit Frito Fairy
The Spicy mango hard seltzer matches their chaotic, snack-goblin energy and nacho/Fritos obsession, straight out of “The fritos bag hates to see me coming” and “This morning I was chowing down on my nachos, and I realized I was supposed to be fasting😭 #shedtwt #edtwt”. Blue curaçao adds a bright, toxic-pretty blue to echo their shedtwt aesthetic and dramatic flair, like “It’s fine I’ll just walk extra tomorrow😭😩 #shedtwt #edtwt”. Lime juice brings a sharp, eye-rolling sourness that channels their sarcastic side in “I have to restrict from retweeting becasue I dont want to mess up my profile🙄” and “The day a man tries to explain to me what calories are is the day I will kill someone🙄 #shedtwt #edtwt”. Cotton candy syrup is the deceptively sweet, baby-hoe softness under the edge, inspired by their bio’s “🐰♥︎〣ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʜᴏᴇ” vibe and their over-the-top follower celebration in “Brah guess who just hit 100 followers.. ME hahahahahahahaahahahahahahhhahahahahahahaahaahhaaaaahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhaahahahhahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah”. The Pop rocks rim crackles like their impulsive, risky jokes and self-destructive humor in “Should I sh again” and “My toxic trait is if my bff wanted me to carve her initial into myself, I would fold immediately, and do it😭🙄 #shedtwt #shtwt”. Altogether, The Gaslit Frito Fairy is strong, chaotic-sweet, and a little dangerous—just like being a “sʜᴇᴅᴛᴡᴛ༅|| ғᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏsᴇʀ” in Florida who swears their scale is lying in “Bro my scale keeps gaslighting me, im tired of this😒”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their humor and identity are steeped in edgy self‑preservation and social maneuvering, which fits Slytherin. They proudly call themselves a “ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʜᴏᴇ” and “ғᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏsᴇʀ” in their bio and strategically chase clout and connections, as seen in posts like “Who would like to take the honor of the last 3 followers until 100🥺… totally not begging👍…please👍👍👍” and “Brah guess who just hit 100 followers.. ME hahahahahahaha…”, showing an ambitious need for recognition and social status. Their dark, self‑destructive joking style, such as “The day a man tries to explain to me what calories are is the day I will kill someone🙄 #shedtwt #edtwt” and “'Does puppy want a treat?' no puppy does not want a FUCKING treat.”, highlights sharp, confrontational wit rather than warmth or patience. They show an ability to navigate risky situations and hide things from authority, like “Brah my brother saw my sh and thought it was marker. I just dodged a bullet right there”, which reflects Slytherin‑style secrecy and survival instincts. Even their joking about crime and danger in “Guys am I about to get sex trafficked” and their willingness to "fold" for social bonds in “My toxic trait is if my bff wanted me to carve her initial into myself, I would fold immediately, and do it😭🙄” show impulsive, loyalty‑through-extremes behavior that aligns more with Slytherin’s intense, ride‑or‑die social dynamics than Hufflepuff gentleness. Overall, the combination of ambition for attention, sharp-edged humor, secrecy, and risk‑tolerant social behavior points most strongly to Slytherin.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A song that best fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures the chaotic, darkly humorous, and rebellious teenage vibe they project. Their bio openly says "3teen!!" and calls themselves a "ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʜᴏᴇ" and "ғᴋɪɴɢ ʟᴏsᴇʀ," mirroring the song’s mix of self-deprecation and defiance. Tweets like “Haha you losers have to go to school, and I dont😈” and “The day a man tries to explain to me what calories are is the day I will kill someone🙄 #shedtwt #edtwt” show that same snarky, confrontational energy. At the same time, their repeated references to self-harm and eating disorder spaces, such as “What slit design should I do 2nite (the're cat scratches)” and “Im such a fat fucking chud😭 im litterly in the negitives! #edtwt #shedtwt #eatingdisorder”, line up with the song’s darker undercurrent about the pain and anger of adolescence. Overall, the track’s mix of rebellion, sarcasm, and underlying hurt fits their online persona almost perfectly.
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