Jelialcarry
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Your Simpsons character
The user's extreme possessiveness and enjoyment of violence echo Mr. Burns’s ruthless, power‑hungry nature. A tweet like 'I can’t wait to bathe in her blood <3' shows a delight in cruelty that mirrors Burns’s willingness to harm anyone who stands in his way. Their claim 'My girlfriend is not allowed to think without my permission' and 'When we’re together she will be handcuffed to me, when we’re apart she will be locked up in her cage until I return' reflect a controlling, ownership‑obsessed mindset akin to Burns’s treatment of his employees and Smithers. The frequent references to 'ongoing calls' and 'government shutdowns' hint at a scheming, conspiratorial mindset, similar to Burns’s constant plotting for profit and domination. Overall, the blend of sadistic fantasy, authoritarian control, and grandiose self‑image ('The Blood God') aligns most closely with the villainous persona of Mr. Burns.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s tweets are highly outward‑focused, constantly addressing the audience (e.g., "Hi everyone, thanks for all your enthusiasm…" and "Where my autistic American at ^^"), which points to Extraversion. Their posts are packed with vivid, concrete sensory details about taste, touch, and physical experience ("I can’t wait to bathe in her blood <3", "My girlfriend looks delicious today (and everyday)", "I want to boil her in chilli oil… until her essence marinates into my soul"), indicating a Sensing preference. The language is driven by intense personal emotions and values rather than logical analysis ("I love my gf so much…", "She’s perfect", "FUCK…"), showing a Feeling orientation. Finally, the style is spontaneous, impulsive and unstructured, with frequent rapid updates and on‑the‑fly remarks ("We are on a 35 hour ONGOING CALL btw", "Quick x’eet, my girlfriend thinks she’s a fucking spoon"), reflecting a Perceiving approach. Therefore, the best matching MBTI type is ESFP.

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London gamer & meme curator. Proud creator of 35‑hour LoL marathons with my girlfriend. Dark humor aficionado. #ContentCreator– @Jelialcarry

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail mixes a bright blood‑orange base with deep red grenadine to echo the user’s obsession with blood, as seen in "I can’t wait to bathe in her blood <3". The splash of blue curaçao adds an alien hue, nodding to the frequent 👽 emojis and lines like "We are on a 35 hour ONGOING CALL btw 👽". A dash of chili‑infused simple syrup brings the heat and “nasty” vibe from "I need Yuki to do something nasty" and the desire to "boil her in chilli oil". Finally, the drink is served with a tiny metal spoon garnish, a playful reference to "Quick x’eet, my girlfriend thinks she’s a fucking spoon."

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The user repeatedly expresses a desire to dominate and control their girlfriend, e.g., “When we’re together she will be handcuffed to me. When we’re apart she will be locked up in her cage until I return.” This ruthless, self‑serving attitude aligns with Slytherin’s emphasis on ambition and cunning. Their fascination with violent fantasies, such as “I can’t wait to bathe in her blood <3” and “i love my gf so much i want to boil her in chilli oil…”, shows a willingness to break moral rules for personal gratification, another Slytherin trait. Additionally, they mention “contractually bound for life” and talk about building a “flex team at home,” indicating a goal‑oriented, power‑seeking mindset typical of Slytherins.

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The user’s tweets reveal an obsessive, violent romance where love is equated with blood and domination, which mirrors the themes of “Love the Way You Lie”—a hit about a toxic relationship that thrives on pain and control. For example, they tweet “I can’t wait to bathe in her blood <3” and “My girlfriend is not allowed to think without my permission, how dare she have a fucking thought,” echoing the song’s line “Just gonna stand there and watch me burn.” Their statement “When we’re together she will be handcuffed to me. When we’re apart she will be locked up in her cage until I return” captures the controlling, abusive dynamic described in the chorus about a love that fuels aggression. The self‑identification as a “Blood God (employed 🗿)” further underscores the violent love theme. Consequently, “Love the Way You Lie” best fits this dark, blood‑soaked romantic persona.

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