
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The best match is Homer Simpson: impulsive, self-deprecating, chaotic, and driven by pleasure even when it’s self-destructive. Like Homer chasing donuts and beer, they lean hard into hedonism and indulgence, with tweets about weed, alcohol, and sex such as “I fucking loveee how much of a dumb whore I become when I drink” and “Very grateful and loving of weed but I’d like it even more if it could kill you”. Their hyper-self-deprecating, "dumb" persona mirrors Homer’s clownish self-image, like “who’s a dummy?? IM A DUMMY ! !” and “I may b a dumb pup but I’m not that dumb 😭”. The emotional volatility and dark humor toward their own pain and suicidality resemble Homer’s frequent depressive undercurrent beneath all the jokes, for example “Sorry guys still suicidal” and “Might need to put my mental health first”. Finally, their needy, attention-seeking, love-me-or-I’ll-crumble energy, like “needdyy needy girl” and “If u repost my stuff ily btw”, fits Homer’s constant craving for validation and affection from everyone around him.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: most activity centers on being online, high, or drunk alone and performing for the timeline rather than going out socially, e.g. “Raining out meaning nobody will be out and I can flash for ppl online who will praise me for it” and “Sometimes if u dm me you’ll have to dm me a second time… I promise im not ignoring you im just a complicated being”, showing social fatigue and withdrawal. They strongly favor Sensing (S): their tweets are rooted in bodily sensations, drugs, and immediate physical experience—sex, pain, needing to pee, stretching, being tipsy—like “Stretching my hamstrings feels like an orgasm” and “I loveloveloveee holding it, esp when it starts to hurt <3”, with very little abstract or theoretical talk. The tone is clearly Feeling (F) and emotionally driven; they openly center insecurity, validation, and self-worth, for example “I feel like I always come off as guilt tripping but I really am just that insecure and paranoid irl” and “Sorry if replies are shit promise im still a horny dumb pup but I’m also incredibly suicidal”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving (P): impulsive, unstructured, and guided by mood rather than plans—seen in “Making dumb decisions on a Tuesday oooaoaaa yeaaaaa” and “probably gonna completely freak out and delete this account at some point just a rewarding . Could be days weeks months years who knows but it will probably happen I’m just like that”. This combination of intense physical focus, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous self-destructive/pleasure-seeking behavior aligns most closely with ISFP (‘introverted, sensory, feeling, perceiving’) rather than an N-type or structured J-type.

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Uni goblin with circus music in the woods, bug on my spliff, and a dog guarding the snacks. Mostly chaos, sometimes thighs, always oversharing.– @jellieinwellies

Your signature cocktail
The Thick Thighs Highball is a strong, messy, and a little unhinged drink for the girl who tweets “Waiting for it to hit 5pm before I down a bunch of vodka because i have self respect (I don’t)”. The vodka is there for how quickly she goes from zero to chaos, like “hhehehe I’ve been v drained today but I got a lotta vodka 2 drink so will probably b very active in a bit ,, unless it’s a bad drunk and I die”. Espresso liqueur reflects the dark, jittery self-awareness of “Sorry if replies are shit promise im still a horny dumb pup but I’m also incredibly suicidal”. Cherry liqueur adds a sticky sweetness for the horny, needy pup in “needdyy needy girl” and the playful body-love of “Thighs thighs thighs”. The cloudy lemonade is her soft, chaotic brightness and childish silliness in “dumb dumb dumb pup” and “puppypuppypupyypuyppyyypyoyypyitpy”. A dash of saline/sea salt nods to her love of omorashi and piss play in “yeuuhh ok pre warning I love piss particularly omorashi im sorry” and “force me to piss myself or whayever who said that”, turning kink into a literal little tear in the glass.

Your Hogwarts House
The most striking traits in Jellie’s tweets are impulsiveness, recklessness, and a tendency to charge straight into intense experiences, which are very Gryffindor-coded. They talk openly about getting drunk and wanting others to push them further, e.g. “Tipsy , now all I need is someone to tell me 2 get drunker,, idk there’s something so hot abt that to me” and “any1 feel like telling me how many shots 2 take ? 🤔”, showing impulsive thrill-seeking rather than calculated self-preservation. There’s also a confrontational boldness in how they lean into taboo and risky desires, like “this is MOSTLYYYY a nsfw acc but partly a place for me to me insane . As previously expressed the idea of someone making me worse is hot to me.” and “force me to piss myself or whayever who said that”, which suggests a kind of reckless courage about being seen as "too much." Even in darker moments, there’s a raw, unfiltered honesty—“Sorry if replies are shit promise im still a horny dumb pup but I’m also incredibly suicidal”—that aligns more with Gryffindor’s emotional loudness than Slytherin subtlety or Ravenclaw detachment. While there are hints of Hufflepuff-style warmth in wanting to answer DMs and apologizing to followers, the overall pattern is someone who repeatedly dives headfirst into danger, emotion, and chaos, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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A well‑suited song is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures the mix of dark humor, self-destructiveness, and yearning that runs through their posts. They openly joke about suicidality and self-harm, like in “should I kms or should I kms” and “My funny inside joke where I play hangman on my skin”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on death and self-destruction in a teenage/young-adult context. Their fear of growing up in “I turn 20 next year omfg I’d rather die” aligns with the song’s obsession with lost youth and wasted coming-of-age. At the same time, they lean into being a "dumb pup" and hypersexual chaos, as in “I fucking loveee how much of a dumb whore I become when I drink” and “this is MOSTLYYYY a nsfw acc but partly a place for me to me insane”, echoing the song’s performative, messy teen identity. Even their admission of feeling completely lost, like in the bio “not completely sure what I want to post | completely lost,” fits the core of Teen Idle’s longing to be something else while spiraling through self-destructive fantasies.

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