Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally open: They candidly share grief and mental health struggles, like losing their pets and feeling unwell, e.g. “sorry for not like replying idk I'm not doing so hot right now I've lost both my babies within a year of each other”.
- Humoristic resilience: They cope with stress using jokes and memes, such as joking about football being gay in “Who made FOOTBALL the stereotypical straight sport when you get tackled by big buff sweaty men”.
- Self-aware: They reflect on their own behavior and patterns, like catching themselves about oversharing in “I need to filter what I say to myself before I accidentally say it in front of other people😭”.
- Affectionate partner: Their bio and tweets show strong care for their partner and long-distance relationship, e.g. bio shoutout and “the fact my relationship isnt in person is so painful WHYYYYY must state borders separate us😡😡”.
- Curious ambitious: They express interest in opportunities like college, engineering camp, and work, as in “Have the opportunity to maybe do an engineering summer camp....hrm....should I🤔🤔🤔” and celebrating their job in “My ass got a job that pays $17 an hour let's go🥹🥹🥹”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive urges: They reference self-harm and suicidal ideation, such as “They said they're going to give estimates I'm going to kill myself” and cutting in school bathrooms in “In 6th grade I cut in the school bathroom and dropped my blade…”.
- Academic avoidance: They struggle with schoolwork and procrastination, e.g. “Mg ass already has 2 missing asdignments and approaching a 3rd god damnnti I'm gonna flunk” and “Actively preventing my meteorology homework btw”.
- Identity insecurity: They express discomfort and confusion about gender and name, as in “hate my life I'm kinda debating going my Jackson because it's more masc??” and shame in “Is anyone else embarrassed about being trans orrrr....”.
- Emotional volatility: Their mood swings quickly from excitement to distress, such as going from enthusiasm about binders and T in “BINDER JUST CMAE YEEHAW” and “Guys....I have a t prescription now....heh ..” to intense despair like “I'm going to die acrually”.
- Negative self-image: They frequently insult themselves or call themselves a loser, as in “I'm not a groomer guys... Just a loser...” and doubting compliments in “guys do I actually look cool bc 2 freshman just came up to me and said I looked cool and they wanted to be my friend like hello what no I'm a loser”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, anxious, politically and socially aware, and constantly overthinking both gender and school. Like Lisa, they oscillate between academic responsibility and burnout, stressing about work while saying things like “Mg ass already has 2 missing asdignments and approaching a 3rd god damnnti I'm gonna flunk” and “Forcing myself out of bed so I can do dchoolwrpk in going to die acrually”. Their introspective gender questioning mirrors Lisa’s identity struggles and moral seriousness, as in “Is anyone else embarrassed about being trans orrrr....” and “hate my life I'm kinda debating going my Jackson because it's more masc??”. They also show Lisa-like emotional depth regarding pets and loss, writing “I've lost both my babies within a year of each other” and “He was supposed to go to college with me”. At the same time, their dark humor and sharp, critical jokes about gender norms and school social dynamics—like “'your gender is what's in your pants' okay so you use vag/ina pronouns?” and “on Monday this kid... goes 'ARE YOU ONE OF THE GAYS?' YOUC ANT SAY THAT OMG”—fit Lisa’s combination of intellect, social critique, and exhausted teen angst.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often feel out of place or overwhelmed socially and default to online venting instead of in‑person processing, e.g. “They just ignored me the whole time 😭 def gonna move seats next class bc that was TERRIFYING” and “Is anyone else embarrassed about being trans orrrr....”, which suggests social anxiety and a rich inner world. Their thinking is very Intuitive (N), jumping to meanings, identity, and possibilities more than concrete facts: they ruminate on gender and names (“hate my life I'm kinda debating going my Jackson because it's more masc??”), fantasize about how a suit or body changes would "fix" them (“I need a suit I feel like that would fix me idk though”), and turn everyday events into broader self-narratives. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: decisions and reactions are emotional, relationship-focused, and empathetic, as seen in the intense grief and attachment to their pets (“sorry for not like replying idk I'm not doing so hot right now I've lost both my babies within a year of each other”) and in how accusations or rumors hit them personally (“So rumors are being spread”). Their humor can be blunt, but their choices are guided more by feelings than by detached logic, like being shaken about a classmate’s assault allegations (“two minutes later I find out he sexually assaulted people what the fuck”). Finally, they show strong Perceiving (P) traits: procrastination and disorganization are constant themes—missing assignments and doing things last minute (“Mg ass already has 2 missing asdignments and approaching a 3rd god damnnti I'm gonna flunk”), debating but not finishing applications (“I say this but I literally haven't filled out this application yet”), and chaotic, spontaneous tweeting rather than structured planning. Altogether, an emotionally intense, identity-focused, imaginative, and somewhat scattered inner life fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if your mom almost named you Jackson and you picked Ajaxx to keep it neutral… can I just call you ‘mine’ and skip the whole gender field entirely?
- You’re out here watching football like ‘why’d he dive right into that dick’ and live‑tweeting Heated Rivalry holy dickfest — be honest, are you studying meteorology or just tracking the forecast for when men are shirtless so you can feel gender envy with a 100% chance of me trying to impress you?
- You got a T prescription, a new binder, and you’re still stressing school and work — genuinely, watching you push through all that (and still crack jokes about your cock shame playlist) is hot as hell. I don’t wanna fix you, I just wanna sit next to you on that freezing bus and be your funky fresh little support system.
- You said you need a suit because it would ‘fix’ you; statistically speaking, if you put on a suit and I show up in one too, we’ll cause a queer mass extinction event in a 10‑mile radius. Wanna run that experiment with me?
- You’re grieving your cats, juggling college tours, pulling $17/hr, plotting an engineering summer camp, and still have the energy to scream about root beer all‑day suckers and Elton John — I’m just trying to be the next oddly specific thing you get way too excited about.
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Your new Twitter bio
STEM kid with a $17/hr job, a T script, and a weather obsession. Once cut class, not corners—still made it to college tours in the only clean jeans.– @jellyjaxx
Your signature cocktail
The Jellyjaxx Biohazard Fizz
The blackberry gin is dark, sweet, and a little wild, matching their dramatic, goth-leaning vibe and self-deprecating humor like “I'm not a groomer guys... Just a loser...”. Blood orange soda adds a bright, slightly bitter kick for their sharp, irreverent takes such as “'your gender is what's in your pants' okay so you use vag/ina pronouns?”, and nods to the BIOHAZARD chaos in their bio. Cold brew coffee concentrate captures their exhausted student energy and academic stress in posts like “Mg ass already has 2 missing asdignments and approaching a 3rd god damnnti I'm gonna flunk” and “Forcing myself out of bed so I can do dchoolwrpk in going to die acrually”. A dash of saline solution (or a pinch of salt) represents the tears, grief, and raw honesty of losing their "babies" and struggling with mental health, as in “sorry for not like replying idk I'm not doing so hot right now I've lost both my babies within a year of each other” and “My mom found the slits again”. Finally, the cotton candy garnish is sweet, dramatic, and theatrical, dissolving like their line “evaporate, dissolve to hate, while you survive and wait” and matching their playful, chaotic posts about concerts and outfits like “had to get snazztastical to see Iron Lung 😈😈😈 I'm so excited👅👅👅”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a lot of raw, impulsive courage and willingness to confront intense situations head‑on, which leans strongly Gryffindor. They openly talk about serious mental health struggles and even hospital possibilities with a kind of reckless honesty, e.g. “Oh shit on Monday I told my friend I mayy go to a mental hospital (depending on how my med manager reacts...) and I haven't been to school since...” and “In 6th grade I cut in the school bathroom and dropped my blade and took so long trying to find it my teacher had to come in and check on me.”. They also show a bold, confrontational sense of humor about gender and sexuality, like “'your gender is what's in your pants' okay so you use vag/ina pronouns? Maybe di/ck? Clit/oris even?” and “on Monday this kid came up to me... in the middle of him stereotyping me he goes 'ARE YOU ONE OF THE GAYS?' YOUC ANT SAY THAT OMG”, which fits Gryffindor’s brashness and willingness to push back socially. Their protectiveness and dramatic devotion toward their pets—“He was supposed to go to college with me” and the frantic emergency‑vet posts like “YOU GUYS THIS IS AN EMERGENCY VET WYM YOU OPEN LATE.”—show a heart‑on‑sleeve, ride‑or‑die loyalty that often characterizes Gryffindors. While they work hard (job, school, future plans) and have some Slytherin self‑preservation and Ravenclaw creativity, the dominant throughline is passionate, dramatic bravery in the face of both personal pain and social conflict, making Gryffindor the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Boys Will Be Bugs - Cavetown
Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown fits them well because it’s about a trans-masc, anxious kid using humor and weirdness to cope, which matches both their vibe and their gender feelings. Their mix of dysphoria and dark humor shows up in tweets like “Seeing men shirtless for some reason always just hits me with envy like why can't I be born like that why do I have these complicated FEELINGS that would be solved if I simply HAD A DICK and NO TITS!!!!!!!” and “Is anyone else embarrassed about being trans orrrr....”. The song’s themes of self-loathing, awkwardness, and wanting to be “one of the boys” mirror lines like “hate my life I'm kinda debating going my Jackson because it's more masc??” and their bio “evaporate, dissolve to hate, while you survive and wait until a lifeless fate ✮”. At the same time, they’re very online, jokey, and self-deprecating—e.g. “I'm not a groomer guys... Just a loser...”—which matches the song’s sardonic, kid-trying-to-keep-it-together tone. The combination of genuine pain (grief over their cat, self-harm history, school stress) with a kind of scrappy resilience and humor makes Boys Will Be Bugs a strong thematic mirror of who they present as on their account.
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