
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, anxious, politically and socially aware, and constantly overthinking both gender and school. Like Lisa, they oscillate between academic responsibility and burnout, stressing about work while saying things like “Mg ass already has 2 missing asdignments and approaching a 3rd god damnnti I'm gonna flunk” and “Forcing myself out of bed so I can do dchoolwrpk in going to die acrually”. Their introspective gender questioning mirrors Lisa’s identity struggles and moral seriousness, as in “Is anyone else embarrassed about being trans orrrr....” and “hate my life I'm kinda debating going my Jackson because it's more masc??”. They also show Lisa-like emotional depth regarding pets and loss, writing “I've lost both my babies within a year of each other” and “He was supposed to go to college with me”. At the same time, their dark humor and sharp, critical jokes about gender norms and school social dynamics—like “'your gender is what's in your pants' okay so you use vag/ina pronouns?” and “on Monday this kid... goes 'ARE YOU ONE OF THE GAYS?' YOUC ANT SAY THAT OMG”—fit Lisa’s combination of intellect, social critique, and exhausted teen angst.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often feel out of place or overwhelmed socially and default to online venting instead of in‑person processing, e.g. “They just ignored me the whole time 😭 def gonna move seats next class bc that was TERRIFYING” and “Is anyone else embarrassed about being trans orrrr....”, which suggests social anxiety and a rich inner world. Their thinking is very Intuitive (N), jumping to meanings, identity, and possibilities more than concrete facts: they ruminate on gender and names (“hate my life I'm kinda debating going my Jackson because it's more masc??”), fantasize about how a suit or body changes would "fix" them (“I need a suit I feel like that would fix me idk though”), and turn everyday events into broader self-narratives. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: decisions and reactions are emotional, relationship-focused, and empathetic, as seen in the intense grief and attachment to their pets (“sorry for not like replying idk I'm not doing so hot right now I've lost both my babies within a year of each other”) and in how accusations or rumors hit them personally (“So rumors are being spread”). Their humor can be blunt, but their choices are guided more by feelings than by detached logic, like being shaken about a classmate’s assault allegations (“two minutes later I find out he sexually assaulted people what the fuck”). Finally, they show strong Perceiving (P) traits: procrastination and disorganization are constant themes—missing assignments and doing things last minute (“Mg ass already has 2 missing asdignments and approaching a 3rd god damnnti I'm gonna flunk”), debating but not finishing applications (“I say this but I literally haven't filled out this application yet”), and chaotic, spontaneous tweeting rather than structured planning. Altogether, an emotionally intense, identity-focused, imaginative, and somewhat scattered inner life fits INFP best.

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STEM kid with a $17/hr job, a T script, and a weather obsession. Once cut class, not corners—still made it to college tours in the only clean jeans.– @jellyjaxx

Your signature cocktail
The blackberry gin is dark, sweet, and a little wild, matching their dramatic, goth-leaning vibe and self-deprecating humor like “I'm not a groomer guys... Just a loser...”. Blood orange soda adds a bright, slightly bitter kick for their sharp, irreverent takes such as “'your gender is what's in your pants' okay so you use vag/ina pronouns?”, and nods to the BIOHAZARD chaos in their bio. Cold brew coffee concentrate captures their exhausted student energy and academic stress in posts like “Mg ass already has 2 missing asdignments and approaching a 3rd god damnnti I'm gonna flunk” and “Forcing myself out of bed so I can do dchoolwrpk in going to die acrually”. A dash of saline solution (or a pinch of salt) represents the tears, grief, and raw honesty of losing their "babies" and struggling with mental health, as in “sorry for not like replying idk I'm not doing so hot right now I've lost both my babies within a year of each other” and “My mom found the slits again”. Finally, the cotton candy garnish is sweet, dramatic, and theatrical, dissolving like their line “evaporate, dissolve to hate, while you survive and wait” and matching their playful, chaotic posts about concerts and outfits like “had to get snazztastical to see Iron Lung 😈😈😈 I'm so excited👅👅👅”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a lot of raw, impulsive courage and willingness to confront intense situations head‑on, which leans strongly Gryffindor. They openly talk about serious mental health struggles and even hospital possibilities with a kind of reckless honesty, e.g. “Oh shit on Monday I told my friend I mayy go to a mental hospital (depending on how my med manager reacts...) and I haven't been to school since...” and “In 6th grade I cut in the school bathroom and dropped my blade and took so long trying to find it my teacher had to come in and check on me.”. They also show a bold, confrontational sense of humor about gender and sexuality, like “'your gender is what's in your pants' okay so you use vag/ina pronouns? Maybe di/ck? Clit/oris even?” and “on Monday this kid came up to me... in the middle of him stereotyping me he goes 'ARE YOU ONE OF THE GAYS?' YOUC ANT SAY THAT OMG”, which fits Gryffindor’s brashness and willingness to push back socially. Their protectiveness and dramatic devotion toward their pets—“He was supposed to go to college with me” and the frantic emergency‑vet posts like “YOU GUYS THIS IS AN EMERGENCY VET WYM YOU OPEN LATE.”—show a heart‑on‑sleeve, ride‑or‑die loyalty that often characterizes Gryffindors. While they work hard (job, school, future plans) and have some Slytherin self‑preservation and Ravenclaw creativity, the dominant throughline is passionate, dramatic bravery in the face of both personal pain and social conflict, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown fits them well because it’s about a trans-masc, anxious kid using humor and weirdness to cope, which matches both their vibe and their gender feelings. Their mix of dysphoria and dark humor shows up in tweets like “Seeing men shirtless for some reason always just hits me with envy like why can't I be born like that why do I have these complicated FEELINGS that would be solved if I simply HAD A DICK and NO TITS!!!!!!!” and “Is anyone else embarrassed about being trans orrrr....”. The song’s themes of self-loathing, awkwardness, and wanting to be “one of the boys” mirror lines like “hate my life I'm kinda debating going my Jackson because it's more masc??” and their bio “evaporate, dissolve to hate, while you survive and wait until a lifeless fate ✮”. At the same time, they’re very online, jokey, and self-deprecating—e.g. “I'm not a groomer guys... Just a loser...”—which matches the song’s sardonic, kid-trying-to-keep-it-together tone. The combination of genuine pain (grief over their cat, self-harm history, school stress) with a kind of scrappy resilience and humor makes Boys Will Be Bugs a strong thematic mirror of who they present as on their account.

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