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Your Simpsons character
This user feels most like Lisa Simpson: expressive, introspective, and deeply attached to her interests and close relationships. Like Lisa, they’re very affectionate and idealistic about love and family, calling their partner “my love” and saying things like “tenham uma namorada que faça coisas que te deixam sem palavras” and “ela eh muito minha mesmo né kkkk calma vida quando a gente tiver nossa filha você pode falar o quando quiser com ela”. They also show strong fandom/nerd energy (similar to Lisa’s obsession with causes and niche interests), from BTS and anime (“vendo black clover”, “PARK JIMIN PORRA AI MEU CORACAO”) to a running Batman persona (“Boa noite. Eu, Batman, dirijo meus votos de repouso sereno…”). Their tweets suggest emotional sensitivity and occasional frustration with the world, like “me sinto tão fora do mytwt ai💔” and “como pode pleno 2026 e ainda não fizeram uma vacina pra tirar a alergia”, which fits Lisa’s mix of passion and exasperation. At the same time, they’re playful and dramatic in a very teenage way—“ok google , quais são os órgãos que eh possível vender e que não faça a pessoa morrer”—mirroring Lisa’s combination of high emotional intensity, humor, and exaggeration. Overall, they feel less chaotic than Bart and more thoughtful and emotionally articulate, which aligns best with Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly interact with mutuals, seek responses, and enjoy social energy, e.g. asking for engagement in “bom dia só pra quem responder esse tweet” and “me falem a data de aniversário de vcs”, plus talking about parties, shows, and their ‘Twitter family’ in “Minha Twitter Família”. They seem more iNtuitive than Sensing: they dramatize and exaggerate with imaginative flair rather than sticking to dry facts, like “ok google , quais são os órgãos que eh possível vender e que não faça a pessoa morrer” and the playful Batman roleplay in “Boa noite. Hoje, eu, Batman…”. Their decision‑making is strongly Feeling: tweets center on affection, relationships, and emotional reactions, such as “te amo muito meu amor”, jealousy over people flirting with their partner in “vontade de matar todo mundo que dá em cima del”, and intense fangirling in “PARK JIMIN PORRA AI MEU CORACAO. VOU MORRE DE INFARTO”. They appear clearly Perceiving rather than Judging: their life is spontaneous, full of sudden plans and chaos—playing Minecraft at a birthday party in “corta pra eu na festa de aniversário jogando mine”, joking about selling organs to afford a show in “estarei procurando um site pra vender meu órgão”, and casually losing track of practical things like a charger in “se eu não aparecer aqui eu tô sem carregador”. Overall, their enthusiastic social presence, emotional warmth, playful imagination, and go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle best match ENFP.

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Minecraft builder, pizza artisan & book hoarder. Once traumatized by my dad’s browser history, now just here for BTS, Black Clover and beach waves.– @jeongstv

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with an espresso shot for their coffee-loving, hyper, always-online energy, just like the vibe in “BOM DIAAA TO MT FELZI HOJE QUERO MEU BOM DIA”. Strawberry milk or strawberry liqueur brings the soft, romantic side and all the girlfriend/wife affection in tweets like “tenham uma namorada que faça coisas que te deixam sem palavras” and “pois saibam que estou casada”, plus the cute pink hoodie energy of “pink hoodie maior de todas”. Sparkling lemonade adds a bright, chaotic fizz that matches screaming about BTS in “BTS NO BRASIL PORRAAAA” and the dramatic Batman monologues like “Boa noite. Eu, Batman, dirijo meus votos de repouso sereno…”. A sea salt rim represents their life in a tiny fishing village from “o engracado de morar em uma vila de pescadores eh que todo mundo se conhece KKKKKK”, adding a little bite to the sweetness. Finally, whipped cream with chocolate drizzle on top honors their soft, childlike side in “sou uma criança feliz” and the cozy comfort of gaming and cartoons like “corta pra eu na festa de aniversário jogando mine” and “foi assistir cailou comigo pra vê se eu pegava no sono e dormia”. This cocktail is sweet, bubbly, a bit salty, and definitely overdramatic—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with affection and loyalty to friends, partner, and mutuals, which is central to Hufflepuff. They celebrate loved ones constantly, like when they gush over their girlfriend and future together in tweets such as “tenham uma namorada que faça coisas que te deixam sem palavras” and “ela eh muito minha mesmo né kkkk calma vida quando a gente tiver nossa filha você pode falar o quando quiser com ela”. They act like a devoted friend and sibling figure, e.g. “aniversário da minha bb zinha hoje! feliz aniversário pequena te amo pra caralho, desejo tudo de bom pra vc e pra seu ano !!! … c eh literalmente minha irmã de corpo e alma” and the playful “Twitter family” post “Minha Twitter Família”. Their desire to bond and include others shows in tweets like “queria amigar com gente que tem o mesmos gostos que eu” and the way they keep inviting mutuals to interact: “bom dia só pra quem responder esse tweet” and “me falem a data de aniversário de vcs”. Even their protectiveness, as in “vontade de matar todo mundo que dá em cima del”, comes from deep loyalty rather than ambition or bravado, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Love Story by Taylor Swift, because so much of their timeline revolves around romantic excitement, playful drama, and a bit of teen‑movie energy. They talk proudly about their relationship and even online ‘marriage’, for example saying “pois saibam que estou casada” and listing a whole Twitter family in “Minha Twitter Família”, which mirrors the song’s fairy‑tale romance vibe. Their tweets about intense affection like “te amo muito meu amor” and “tenham uma namorada que faça coisas que te deixam sem palavras” match the dreamy, idealized love in the lyrics. At the same time, their dramatic humor—such as “MEU PEITO TÁ DOENDOO TOMARA QUE SEJA INFARTOO SE FOR AMOR EU TOFERRADA KKKKKK”—fits the heightened emotions and narrative tension of the song. Overall, their mix of passionate fandom, romantic fixation, and playful storytelling feels very much like living inside the modern, meme‑y version of Love Story.

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