
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: creative, a little neurotic, politically/opinionatedly aware, and extremely online about their interests. Like Lisa with her sax and causes, they throw themselves intensely into niche passions and lore, from “my 1 trait danger hyperfixation coming back on a random Wednesday night” to being lost in “trying to understand 1 trait danger lore is harder then anything” and obsessing over Car Seat Headrest and The Amazing Digital Circus. They mix earnest vulnerability and self-awareness, like “fuuuuck my stupid baka life. applied to 20 jobs 0 interviews so these r opening back up. pay whatever i just need money for university bad” and “my chronic wrist pain prevents me from drawing stoneytrait rn”, which feels very Lisa-struggling-in-a-hostile-world. Their left-leaning, online-radical sensibility shows when they cheer on bad things happening to right-wing figures, like “can’t sleep at least I’ll be able to watch trump die” and “Charlie kirk dead while im listening to car seat headrest”, echoing Lisa’s moral and political sharpness, just in a more terminally-online, edgy way. And like Lisa’s exploration of identity outside Springfield’s norms, they’re openly queer and playful about it—“im gay as hell and enjoy wearing a collar but I work at Walmart so I can’t be bothered rn”—while still being earnest and dorky about fandom meetups and art, much like Lisa’s mix of idealism, awkwardness, and passionate fandom.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they clearly enjoy fandom meetups and fursuiting but still emphasize a sense of being semi-anonymous or separate in crowds, e.g. “nobody at this femtanyl Toronto concert knows I’m @jerboaes” and “nobody here knows I’m @jerboaes”, suggesting an inward-focused identity even in social spaces. Their interests and language point strongly to Intuition: they hyperfixate on lore and narrative (1 Trait Danger, The Amazing Digital Circus, The Scholars) and complain that “trying to understand 1 trait danger lore is harder then anything”, focusing on symbolism, stories, and abstract connections more than concrete details. They seem clearly Feeling over Thinking, leading with emotional expression, identity, and values, as in “im gay as hell and enjoy wearing a collar but I work at Walmart so I can’t be bothered rn”, “Some of the responses are racist asl smh gross”, and frequent affectionate fandom language rather than structured arguments. Finally, they read as more Perceiving than Judging: they mention being overwhelmed with jobs and money (“applied to 20 jobs 0 interviews so these r opening back up. pay whatever i just need money for university bad”), reopening commissions, bouncing between hyperfixations, and making lots of spontaneous art posts like “lost motivation to finish this ; ( #1traitdanger #1td”, which all suggest a flexible, go-with-the-flow style rather than rigid planning. Overall, an emotionally expressive, fandom‑driven, imaginative, and somewhat chaotic online presence fits INFP best.

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18 | queer raccoon at a Car Seat Headrest show, drawing furries & TADC instead of doing math. Once scheduled a tattoo before a job interview.– @jerboaes

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, queer, and unapologetically fun, just like Boa declaring “im gay as hell and enjoy wearing a collar” and joking that they “kinda look like a faaaaaaaag” in a selfie here. The blue raspberry vodka nods to their hyperpop-adjacent, online energy and obsession with niche fandoms like “#1traitdanger #1td” and “#carseatheadrest #thescholars”. Sour green apple liqueur brings the bite of their chaotic humour, like “can’t sleep at least I’ll be able to watch trump die” and dunking on cshtwt in “#KILLCSHTWT”. Sparkling yuzu soda adds a bright, fizzy optimism that shows up in their excitement for cons and meetups, from “ON MY WAY TO DASHCON 2” to “IM GOING TO ANIME NORTH! I’ll be in fursuit so if you see me come say hi!!”. Cotton candy syrup is the nostalgia/autism comfort-core sweetness of “god could’ve gave me the math or science autism but gave me great wolf lodge autism instead” and their love for theme-park vibes like MagiQuest here. The edible glitter rim represents their sparkling, theatrical self-expression across selfies and fursuit pics like “got my fursuit” and birthday posts where “nobody here knows I’m @jerboaes” at the party.

Your Hogwarts House
Boa reads most strongly as a Hufflepuff because of how centered their life is around community, loyalty, and steady effort rather than status or dominance. They repeatedly invest time and energy into others—doing art gifts for friends and mutuals like “Hi I never post here anymore but here’s some art I did for secret Santa for @PHYS1C4LFL4T”, “gift for @soderthepop + Ursa Major from magiquest. been working on 3d modelling again”, and “gift for @PeePeePooPoo474 #thescholars”. Their willingness to hustle quietly and accept any support "pay whatever i just need money for university bad" in “fuuuuck my stupid baka life. applied to 20 jobs 0 interviews so these r opening back up. pay whatever i just need money for university bad” shows the classic Hufflepuff mix of hard work and humility rather than ego or grand ambition. They’re also gentle and earnest about their interests—hyping niche fandoms, calling their characters “my babies” in “my babies #carseatheadrest #thescholars”, and enthusiastically inviting others to interact with them on ArtFight in “ATTACK ME ON ARTFIGHT IM TEAM FOSSILS”—which points to warmth and inclusivity over competitiveness. While they have some sharp humor and political edge, the dominant throughline is kindness, fandom camaraderie, and diligent creative work, all of which places them most convincingly in Hufflepuff.

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A song by Car Seat Headrest fits them perfectly because that band is clearly one of their core fixations, from posts like “CAR SEAT HEADREST DOGS TATTOO APP SCHEDULED” to constant #carseatheadrest and #thescholars fanart such as “YOU LOVE AGAIN, YOU TRY AGAIN”. Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales in particular is about messy growth, guilt, and trying again after self-destructive habits, which mirrors their mix of self-deprecating humor and genuine vulnerability, as in “fuuuuck my stupid baka life. applied to 20 jobs 0 interviews so these r opening back up. pay whatever i just need money for university bad”. The song’s emotional arc—from numbness to a cathartic, communal ‘you don’t have to be alone’—matches their very online, hyperfixation-driven, queer, community-seeking vibe seen in posts like “IM GOING TO ANIME NORTH! I’ll be in fursuit so if you see me come say hi!!” and “IM NOT LATE #cshtwtselfieday”. Lyrically, the tension between self-loathing and tenderness resonates with tweets such as “im gay as hell and enjoy wearing a collar but I work at Walmart so I can’t be bothered rn”, where they balance vulnerability with humor. Their repeated devotion to intense, lore-heavy, slightly unhinged fandoms like 1 Trait Danger (“my 1 trait danger hyperfixation coming back on a random Wednesday night”) also fits the song’s dramatic, spiraling emotional build, making Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales a strong reflection of their personality and interests.

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