jeremy_smith43
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Often makes jokes about everyday life, e.g., "So while I'm procrastinating doing my paper, I am reading about procrastination."
- Creative: Uses inventive wordplay and lyric‑like lines such as "Electrify the enemy like Hedwig till he petrified..."
- Self-aware: Acknowledges personal habits and feelings, like "Every semester I put off all of my work until last minute and I end up stressing..."
- Socially connected: Frequent tags, retweets, and shoutouts (e.g., "My dudes @Michaell_Turner and @BTamasese playing Rugby for UT!")
- Reflective: Expresses deeper thoughts about growing up, e.g., "This is the least Christmas it's ever felt..."
Weaknesses:
- Procrastination: Admits delaying work repeatedly: "Every semester I put off all of my work until last minute..."
- Time-management: Mentions excessive napping and uncertainty: "So I've taken a nap everyday the last week and I'm not sure if that's okay."
- Low academic confidence: Complains about poor ACT scores: "Still pissed at my ACT scores" and "I'll take a 32 on my Science ACT."
- Self-deprecation: Uses harsh self‑criticism, e.g., "I think I fucked up..."
- Emotional volatility: Shows fluctuating emotions about school and life: "Torn between excited and scared about classes starting tomorrow" and "I'm terrified" when discussing flying.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user's frequent self‑deprecating, rebellious humor and love of procrastination echo Bart's classic attitude, e.g., 'So while I'm procrastinating doing my paper, I am reading about procrastination.' Their tendency to boast in a sarcastic way about school performance, like 'First Bio test of the semester and I'm the first one to finish, so ask me how college is going,' mirrors Bart's bragging and prank‑like confidence. The edgy jokes about social issues and pop‑culture references, such as 'Only been like an hour but I already miss being able to make homeless jokes,' and the rap‑style line 'The richest man rocks the snatch less necklace, Spineless bitches in backless dresses' fit Bart's love for mischief and slang. Their occasional melancholy about growing up, e.g., 'I guess as you grow up Christmas stops feeling like Christmas...' reflects Bart's occasional moments of vulnerability beneath the tough exterior. Overall, the mix of teenage rebellion, sarcastic bravado, and pop‑culture savvy makes Bart Simpson the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user displays extraverted behavior by frequently tagging friends and engaging with the community, as seen in "My dudes @Michaell_Turner and @BTamasese playing Rugby for UT!" and "Shoutout to @Toby_Reagan30 for liking 3 of my retweets in a row ✊." Their language is highly imaginative and abstract, favoring metaphor and speculation, e.g., "Every movie about humans is a post apocalyptic movie about donosaurs" and "If cigarettes cause cancer, what causes capricorn?" indicating an intuitive (N) preference. They often share personal feelings and values, such as "The only thing I want for Christmas is for the WuTangClan album to be seized from @MartinShkreli" and "Shout out to all those people who didn't get what they wanted this year. You didn't deserve it," reflecting a feeling (F) orientation. Their pattern of procrastination and spontaneous, last‑minute work—"So while I'm procrastinating doing my paper, I am reading about procrastination" and "Every semester I put off all of my work until last minute and I end up stressing and not even doing it"—points to a perceiving (P) lifestyle. Together these traits align with the ENFP type, the enthusiastic, creative, and people‑oriented "Campaigner."
Some pickup lines for you
- I hear you’re a master of procrastination—so let’s postpone studying and instead explore each other's minds over coffee.
- Your HOSA and bio hustle proves you know all about chemistry; how about we skip the lab and see if we have a natural reaction?
- Seeing you crush it on the rugby field for UT makes my heart do a try—think we could score a date together?
- You drop Wu‑Tang‑level verses, and I’m just hoping to be the hook that catches your ear on a night out.
- You said turning a six upside down makes a nine—maybe we can turn a ‘maybe’ into a ‘yes’ and make a perfect match.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Pre-med at UT, rugby player, HOSA nerd, meme curator. Coffee-fueled procrastinator who turned a nap into a poem.– @jeremy_smith43
Your signature cocktail
Rogue's Procrastination Potion
The Procrastination Potion is a tongue‑in‑cheek nod to the author’s habit of delaying work, anchored by a shot of espresso that mirrors the tweet "So while I'm procrastinating doing my paper, I am reading about procrastination." The electric blue hue from Blue Curaçao captures the "effervescent, delicious" vibe of their DMT/LSD reference: "N, N Dimethyltryptamine and Lysergic acid diethylamide The vibes are effervescent, delicious, just how they should be." A splash of ginger beer adds a wild, regal kick, echoing the boastful "Call me Mr. Mufasa I had to master stampedes." A drizzle of honey syrup sweetens the mix, playing off the line "If cigarettes cause cancer, what causes capricorn?" and the desire for "rich" experiences. Finally, vodka provides a clean, neutral canvas, much like the author’s self‑described "RIP me in Bio," letting the other flavors roar without overwhelming the drink.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user frequently shows loyalty and community spirit, as seen in tweets like "Had a great week with HOSA! @sydneyrenee2486 @Taylor_Smith255 @MrsPerrySDHS #TNHOSA" and "Shoutout to @Toby_Reagan30 for liking 3 of my retweets in a row ✊". They also express gratitude, "Thanks Kaeli, definitely feel the love", and empathy for others, "Shout out to all those people who didn't get what they wanted this year. You didn't deserve it". Their commitment to hard work is evident in "So I'm about to work as hard as I can these next 3 semesters to have a halfway decent GPA". These traits align with Hufflepuff's values of loyalty, dedication, and teamwork. Therefore, the most fitting house is Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots
Jeremy's tweets reveal a college student juggling procrastination, academic pressure, and a longing for the carefree days of youth, as seen in "So while I'm procrastinating doing my paper, I am reading about procrastination" and "First Bio test of the semester and I'm the first one to finish, so ask me how college is going." He also expresses nostalgia and disappointment with growing up, e.g., "I guess as you grow up Christmas stops feeling like Christmas..." and self‑doubt like "I think I fucked up..." which mirrors the song's chorus about wishing to go back to being a kid. The lyric "Wake up, you’ve got to make money" and the refrain "We used to be the kids we’d be" capture his feelings of stress and desire for simpler times. Overall, Twenty One Pilots' "Stressed Out" best matches his mix of humor, anxiety, and yearning for a less pressured life.
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