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The user’s rebellious, provocative tone and disdain for ‘middling intellect’ mirrors Bart’s contempt for adults and authority, as seen in the tweet ‘I’m unwilling to interact w/ those of middling intellect.’ They repeatedly ask hyper‑dramatic questions like ‘What are we supposed to do? Execute them?’ which is similar to Bart’s habit of repeating outrageous catch‑phrases. The self‑declared ‘Idea guy’ who posts meme‑laden, shocking statements such as ‘Peace on earth🕊️, death to Putin☠️’ fits Bart’s love for bold, shocking jokes. Their admission ‘I didn’t read a single book this year.’ reflects Bart’s typical lack of academic interest. Finally, the contradictory, trolling political claim ‘I’m the left?! I want to get rid of labor unions and the minimum wage!’ captures Bart’s tendency to say provocative things just for shock value.

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The user’s communication style is highly extroverted, constantly broadcasting provocative messages and engaging with the audience, as seen in posts like "Peace on earth🕊️, death to Putin☠️" and "I keep posting the same thing over and over again." Their information processing is intuitive, focusing on big‑picture ideas and speculative futures, evident in tweets such as "An autonomous super intelligent ai may emerge in 2026 & begin deploying lethal drones..." and the self‑description "Idea guy." Decision‑making is driven by logical, analytical thinking rather than personal feeling, illustrated by the repeated rhetorical questions "What are we supposed to do? Execute them?" and the cold‑calculated stance in "I’m the left?! I want to get rid of labor unions and the minimum wage!" Finally, the user’s lifestyle is perceiving, showing a spontaneous, flexible approach that jumps across topics from politics to penguins, as in "A literal penguin just landed on my roof" and the rapid succession of unrelated memes.

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West Coast meme curator & tech culture commentator. Once a penguin landed on my roof. Tweets signed JMS. #Ideas #Humor– @jeremymstamper

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail starts with Russian vodka, a nod to his frequent "Peace on earth🕊️, death to Putin☠️" memes and his confrontational stance. A drizzle of Ukrainian honey syrup sweetens the mix, referencing his praise for Howard Buffett’s massive Ukraine aid – "God bless Howard Buffet.❤️🇺🇦". Smoked mezcal adds a coal‑like smokiness, echoing his claim "Coal is the future. How else will we power our locomotives?" and his love for gritty, provocative imagery. A few drops of black pepper bitters give the drink a biting edge, mirroring his recurring question "What are we supposed to do? Execute them?" that haunts many of his threads. Finally, a dash of absinthe hints at his fascination with looming AI threats – "An autonomous super intelligent AI may emerge in 2026 & begin deploying lethal drones..." – making the cocktail as complex and incendiary as the man himself.

Your Hogwarts House
Jeremy's tweets repeatedly show a willingness to manipulate controversy for personal gain, a hallmark of Slytherin's cunning ambition. For example, he asks, "We can’t keep incarcerating these people. And we can’t just execute them. What’s the solution?" and later offers a “safe list” for pro‑AI supporters, indicating a strategic, self‑preserving mindset. His self‑identification as an “Idea guy” who thrives on provocative content such as "I keep posting the same thing over and over again. But what’s the solution? To execute me?" further demonstrates the resourceful, goal‑driven nature of Slytherin. The lack of loyalty or fairness in his commentary, combined with a clear desire for influence, aligns best with Slytherin values.

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The Real Slim Shady by Eminem captures Jeremy's self‑styled provocateur persona. In his bio he calls himself an “Idea guy” who refuses to “interact w/ those of middling intellect,” echoing Slim Shady’s brag about being the “real” version of himself. His tweets repeatedly flaunt shocking statements like “Peace on earth🕊️, death to Putin☠️” and “We can’t keep incarcerating these people. And we can’t just execute them. What’s the solution?” while also mocking his own repetitive posting (“I keep posting the same thing over and over again. But what’s the solution? To execute me?”). The song’s lyrical theme of defiant, sarcastic commentary and the refrain “Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?” mirrors his constant demand for attention and his habit of signing every tweet “JMS.” Moreover, the track’s mix of humor, controversy and a rebellious stance toward mainstream expectations aligns perfectly with his self‑described “Idea guy” persona and his penchant for provocative memes.

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