
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the classic rebellious teen who constantly challenges authority, just as the user writes "calling the education system shitty is lazy..." showing a clear disdain for school. He also loves building and hacking things, evident from the repeated "built a raft based distributed KV store from scratch in Go" tweets that highlight his tinkering nature. The user's emotional ups and downs, such as "survived my third semester with no backs" and "i be giving myself props for just surviving through the years", echo Bart's frequent school struggles and defiant attitude. His frequent profanity and sarcastic humor (e.g., "fuck", "shit", "damn") align with Bart's cheeky slang. This mix of technical ambition, anti‑establishment sentiment, and teenage angst makes Bart Simpson the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They treat X as a personal notebook, sharing introspective thoughts like "I use this account like my notebook ka last page" and often reflect on their own feelings and projects rather than seeking external validation. Their tweets repeatedly focus on abstract patterns and big‑picture ideas, e.g., "watching these system design interviews made it very clear that knowing the why is more important than the how" and "the education system is like a dog collar." They analyze situations logically, as shown by statements such as "fafo is the only learning philosophy you need in life" and "stop confusing discipline with self‑punishment anon." They display a flexible, variety‑seeking approach, noting "never doing the same thing two days in a row but also never not doing something" and constantly juggling multiple tasks on the Mimori project. These traits align best with the INTP personality type.

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Building Mimori – a Go‑based Raft KV store. 18‑year‑old dev, PS3 jailbreaker, coffee‑fuelled coder chasing distributed dreams.– @jerkeyray

Your signature cocktail
The smoky mezcal captures the gritty "rock bottom" vibe and the low‑level tinkering described in the bio. The blue curaçao mirrors the bright, data‑driven world of Raft leader elections and Grafana dashboards, as seen in the tweet "added prometheus metrics + grafana panel showing leader, term, proposals, applied rate, replication lag, RPC latency, errors." Espresso fuels the late‑night coding marathons that produce the repeated "built a raft based distributed KV store from scratch in Go" updates. A dash of chili‑infused syrup adds the spicy sarcasm and rage‑bait edge quoted in "everything is a ragebait if you're angry enough" and "the line between something being 'cool' and something being 'chapri' is if the masses have gotten their hands on it yet". Together the drink reflects Jerkeyray's blend of relentless tech ambition, humor, and a dash of existential grit.

Your Hogwarts House
Jerkeyray’s focus on learning and intellectual curiosity points strongly to Ravenclaw. He repeatedly emphasizes the value of knowledge, noting "fafo is the only learning philosophy you need in life" and that "writing blogs and explaining how i made something forces me to understand better than actually building the thing itself." His technical projects, such as "built a raft based distributed KV store from scratch in Go," show a deep analytical mindset, and he even jokes that his "distributed systems course teaching me about the Byzantine Empire lmao" reflects his love for intellectual exploration. He also reflects on education, saying "the reason i think the current structure has held on for so long though is that truly curious people are rare to find," highlighting his appreciation for wisdom over brute ambition. These traits align most closely with Ravenclaw’s values of intelligence, curiosity, and a love of learning.

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The Daft Punk anthem "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" captures @jerkeyray’s relentless tinkering mindset. Their repeated tweet 'built a raft based distributed KV store from scratch in Go' and the mantra 'consummate tinkerer | 18' echo the lyric 'Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger.' Their belief that 'fafo is the only learning philosophy you need in life' and the line 'never doing the same thing two days in a row but also never not doing something' show a drive to constantly improve, exactly what the song celebrates. The track’s robotic, tech‑savvy vibe also mirrors their love for low‑level systems, gRPC APIs, and Prometheus metrics. Overall, the song’s theme of relentless self‑optimization aligns perfectly with jerkeyray’s tech‑centric, self‑motivated, and slightly rebellious spirit.

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