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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is a mischievous, outspoken teen who constantly questions authority and jumps on internet trends, just like Jerm's frequent sarcastic and meme‑filled posts. The tweet 'What the fuck could this possibly be about [picture]' mirrors Bart’s habit of reacting with bewildered profanity to odd situations. The confrontational line 'Dumbasses will look you dead in the eye and call the foundational equations of modern physics BS' reflects Bart’s tendency to call adults out and challenge expertise. Jerm’s obsessive enthusiasm for Starship ('Please God just let us land HLS, nothing else matters, I’ll do anything please I just want to see Starbase Alpha before I die') is akin to Bart’s single‑minded devotion to his favorite hobbies, whether skateboards or video games. Finally, his self‑referential meme culture ('Can we make this a trend?') captures Bart’s love for spreading jokes and making everything a joke.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jerm shows extraverted behavior by frequently posting and inviting interaction, e.g., "Can we make this a trend?" and asking for ideas on his KSP starship project. Their focus on future possibilities and abstract concepts, such as "These two graphs paint a picture of a glorious future" and the speculative question "10‑20 years from now, do we think Elon would be spending large amounts of time in transit between his bases?", indicates intuition. The critical, logical tone in tweets like "Dumbasses will look you dead in the eye and call the foundational equations of modern physics BS" and "I don’t get the He3 hype" reflects a thinking preference. Finally, their flexible, adaptable style is evident in remarks like "Slightly pushed back schedule, but it’ll work out" and the open‑ended request for community input, which aligns with perceiving.

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Aerospace geek & KSP modder, chasing Starship landings. Survived a steel shredder dust blast—now I never leave home without goggles.– @Jerm_HLS

Your signature cocktail
The HLS Starship Splash captures Jerm's high‑octane enthusiasm for SpaceX’s Starship and the dream of landing HLS. The clear vodka stands for the raw rocket fuel that powers the Raptor engines ("Raptor 6"), while the blue curaçao echoes the He‑3 lunar mining hype they question ("I don’t get the He 3 hype"). A splash of energy drink adds the extra thrust needed for a "Slightly pushed back schedule, but it’ll work out" vibe. Edible silver glitter gives the cocktail its "glazer" sparkle, a nod to their bio and the desire to see Starbase Alpha. A squeeze of lime adds a sour note reflecting the frustration in "Why would I want this 😭", and a tiny goat‑shaped chocolate garnish winks at "Gravitics my goats".

Your Hogwarts House
The bio’s desperate declaration "I’ll do anything" to see Starship land shows a fierce ambition typical of Slytherins. In the tweet "Haven 1 and 2 are going to be revolutionary for the industry, they really stepped in at just the right moment" the user displays strategic, forward‑thinking aims. Their willingness to build a 3.75 KSP stock starship and ask for solutions – "I have no clue how to do payload deployment… Any ideas?" – reveals resourcefulness and a drive to master powerful technology. The bold challenge "Dumbasses will look you dead in the eye and call the foundational equations of modern physics BS" shows confidence and a readiness to confront authority. Overall, the combination of ambition, cunning strategy, and relentless pursuit of high‑impact goals points to Slytherin.

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Jerm’s bio reads like a prayer for the HLS to land, echoing the urgency of a countdown: "Please God just let us land HLS, nothing else matters". Their tweet "Slightly pushed back schedule, but it’ll work out." captures the waiting period before a launch, just as the song builds tension before the final moment. The excitement in "OH MY GOD" and "Raptor 6" mirrors the awe in the chorus when the countdown ends. Their hands‑on enthusiasm, "I’m making a 3.75 KSP stock no dlc starship…", shows personal investment in the mission, akin to the line "We’re leaving together, you and I". Overall, the blend of anticipation, rocket obsession, and triumphant optimism fits the anthemic spirit of "The Final Countdown".

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