JesEVS
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: Their frequent use of sarcasm and dark humor, as seen in their comments about 'A Star Is Born' and their 'bitch mom', demonstrates a sharp wit.
- Open-minded: Their willingness to explore diverse topics like polyamory, sexuality, and cultural differences suggests an open mind.
- Self-aware: Their comments about their weight and their tendency to accidentally call people on video chat reveal a strong sense of self-awareness.
- Observant: Their keen observations of human behavior and social trends, as seen in their tweets about 'good morning' texts and the 'suicide pod', highlight their observational skills.
- Individualistic: Their desire to challenge societal norms and embrace their own unique perspective on life demonstrates a strong sense of individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Narcissistic: Their discomfort when a situation isn't about them suggests a potential for narcissism.
- Cynical: Their belief that 'sex is inherently degrading because life is inherently degrading' points to a cynical view of human nature.
- Self-absorbed: Their jealousy over a movie being filmed outside their apartment reveals a tendency to be self-absorbed.
- Hypocritical: Their criticism of people who whine about giving gifts while they themselves complain about being excluded from Prague suggests a potential for hypocrisy.
- Judgmental: Their comments about 'Brazillian bitches' and their disdain for people who don't have 'normal, beautiful little houses' reveal a judgmental streak.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Jewel's intellect, sarcasm, and desire to challenge societal norms resonate with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, Jewel possesses a sharp wit, as seen in their comments about 'good morning' texts and their 'bitch mom'. They are also critical thinkers who question social conventions and express their opinions openly, much like Lisa's outspoken nature. Additionally, Jewel's interest in art, music, and literature aligns with Lisa's intellectual pursuits and artistic inclinations.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a masterpiece, because I can't take my eyes off you.
- Are you a movie marathon? Because I could watch you for hours.
- I'm not sure if I'm more attracted to your art or your personality, but either way, I'm smitten.
- You know, they say the best things in life are free. You must be the exception to the rule.
- I'm not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.
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Your new Twitter bio
A cinephile, art enthusiast, and lover of all things beautiful and absurd. I'm a bit of a bitch mom, but I'm also a big softie. Let's talk about art, movies, and the absurdity of life. DM me if you're into that.– @JesEVS
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Slytherin
Jewel's cunning, ambition, and desire to challenge social norms align with the traits of Slytherin House. Their sarcastic wit, 'When they nicely make fun of you', and their willingness to call out hypocrisy, 'Someone who whines and complains about the expectation to give a gift is complete scum', reflect the Slytherin's tendency to be sharp-tongued and strategic. Their desire to stand out and make a statement, 'My palestinian flag business is (sobbing) making so much money', aligns with the Slytherin's ambition and desire for power. While they may not always be the most ethical, their intelligence and resourcefulness are undeniable, making them a perfect fit for Slytherin.
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Heartbreaker - Pat Benatar
This song, with its powerful vocals and its themes of heartbreak, betrayal, and the complexities of love, resonates with Jewel's frequent tweets about relationships, their cynical perspective on love, and their own experiences with heartbreak. Benatar's raw emotionality and her willingness to embrace vulnerability align with Jewel's own openness about their feelings and their desire to challenge traditional notions of romance.
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