Jess89668827
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His unwavering support for Vox and his strong opinions on sovereignty, like 'Kosovo debería ser serbio,' show his deep passion for his beliefs.
- Analytical: Jesús often analyzes complex topics like geopolitics and economics, as seen in 'Para que España salga de la pobreza hay que producir mucho y vender mucho a todos.'
- Witty: His humorous takes, such as 'Merkel, pues no estabas vieja y enferma, 😂 qué haces ahora metiendo cizaña,' reflect his sharp sense of humor.
- Ideologically Driven: He prioritizes ideas over individuals, as shown in 'Una de las grandes aportaciones de Vox a España es que no importan ni los partidos ni las personas sino las ideas.'
- Engaged: Jesús frequently interacts with political discourse, asking questions like '¿Con qué países europeos nos interesa más a los españoles mantener buenas relaciones?'
Weaknesses:
- Controversial: His proposal that pensioners shouldn't vote, 'Luego que si está mal cuando propongo que los pensionistas en un sistema público de pensiones no deberían poder votar,' is highly divisive.
- Blunt: Statements like 'El PSOE está tan comido de mierda como sus votantes' can alienate others with their harsh tone.
- Rigid: His critique of political compromises, 'Es intolerable que los 'críticos de vox' defiendan pactar con el pp,' shows an unwillingness to adapt.
- Overly Critical: Jesús's frequent critiques of various parties and policies, such as 'El gobierno un día más robando mil millones a los españoles,' can come across as excessively negative.
- Polarizing: His strong opinions on sovereignty and geopolitics, like 'Kosovo debería ser serbio,' may alienate those with differing views.
Your Simpsons character
Mayor Quimby
Jesús's focus on politics and his sharp critiques of government inefficiencies align with Mayor Quimby's satirical portrayal of political figures. While Quimby is often corrupt, Jesús stands as a critical observer, tweeting 'El gobierno un día más robando mil millones a los españoles.' His humor, such as 'Merkel, pues no estabas vieja y enferma, 😂 qué haces ahora metiendo cizaña,' adds a comedic touch similar to Quimby's exaggerated speeches.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Jesús's strategic thinking, independence, and focus on long-term goals align with the INTJ personality type. His tweet 'El concepto de la propiedad privada genera civilización' demonstrates his logical and structured worldview. INTJs are known for their vision, reflected in his geopolitical ideas like 'Me gustaría que Vox defendiese meter a España en los BRICS.' His critical tone, as seen in 'El PSOE está tan comido de mierda como sus votantes,' reflects the INTJ's tendency to prioritize logic over emotions.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a political debate? Because I can't stop engaging with you.
- Do you believe in sovereignty? Because you've taken over my heart.
- Are you a Vox supporter? Because you're making my heart swing to the right.
- Are you geopolitics? Because you're the center of my world.
- Your ideas are like Spain's sovereignty—worth fighting for!
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Political thinker & Vox supporter | Defender of Spain's sovereignty and heritage | Geopolitics, economics, and sharp humor | 'Guardián de las cenizas de la nación milenaria' | Views are my own.– @Jess89668827
Your signature cocktail
Sovereign Sangria
The 'Sovereign Sangria' reflects Jesús's Spanish pride and complex personality. The red wine symbolizes his nationalism, seen in 'Si eres español y vives en España no deberías ser pro Rusia o pro Ucrania, debes ser pro España.' Brandy adds a bold kick, matching his strong opinions. The fresh fruit and cinnamon represent his nuanced views on geopolitics and economics, as seen in 'Para que España salga de la pobreza hay que producir mucho y vender mucho a todos.' It's a drink as layered as his thoughts.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Jesús fits Slytherin due to his ambition, strategic thinking, and strong sense of loyalty to his causes. His tweet 'Es intolerable que los 'críticos de vox' defiendan pactar con el pp' showcases his purist and determined approach to politics. His controversial ideas, like 'Luego que si está mal cuando propongo que los pensionistas en un sistema público de pensiones no deberían poder votar,' reflect a willingness to challenge norms for his vision. Slytherins value cunning and resourcefulness, which Jesús demonstrates in his geopolitical analyses and critiques of globalist narratives.
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We Didn't Start the Fire - Billy Joel
This song's rapid-fire listing of historical and political events matches Jesús's broad interest in geopolitics and societal issues. His tweet 'Estamos sumidos en una crisis que parece que no tiene fin' reflects the song's theme of ongoing struggles and challenges. The line 'It was always burning, since the world's been turning' resonates with his focus on the enduring impact of history and ideology.
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