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Your Simpsons character
Milhouse—an anxious, needy, well-meaning kid who often misreads social cues but deeply wants connection—resembles Jesse's pattern: frequent vulnerability, reliance on friends and partners for stability, and recurring social disappointment (tweets like 'My friend keeps canceling on me last minute and its making me feel like shitttt'). Both are emotionally transparent, sometimes awkward, and surviving via small kindnesses rather than grand heroism.

Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP (Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, Perceiving) matches Jesse: Introversion shows in preferring 'moots' and online community and posting about 'self isolating' and naps rather than thriving in big crowds; Sensing is clear in his focus on bodily experience and concrete sensations—fasting times, flares, sleep, 'my head hurts' and 'my hr got so high'; Feeling appears in his values-driven boundaries ('DNI if fatphobic...') and emotionally candid posts ('I feel so fucking depressed and suicidal') rather than cold logic; Perceiving comes through in spontaneous choices and changing plans—last-minute tattoos, quitting smoking 'after this pack', and impulsive fasting break decisions. Together these patterns of sensory detail, strong personal values, and flexible spontaneity point to ISFP.

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19 // he/him // AuDHD & EDTWT voice // lived experience w/ ED + mental health • thrift-shop kid, tattoo nerd, loud about boundaries • safe space for queer folk • DNI bigotry • pls don’t DM if you’re nasty– @jessepinkass

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The 'Thrifted Tonic' is sweet, bitter and a little smoky—matching Jesse's profile of fashion thrift wins plus dark humor: he loves thrift finds ('I went thrifting today'), tattoos and cat stuff ('my kitty'), and spends nights drinking and smoking ('Drunk cigs are the best'). The cold-brew tonic nods to long naps and late nights ('My nap was 11 hours long'), blackberry for emotional depth, and the cat candy wink ties back to his tattoo pride ('it looks like my kitty just less fluffu').

Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff fits Jesse because of his fierce loyalty, community focus, and persistence through hardship: he explicitly thanks friends for staying with him ('my friends stayed with me to make sure I didn’t have a seizure') and reaches out to online 'moots' for comfort ('I hope you all had a great Halloween... I luv youbguys'). He doesn't seek glory or competition so much as solid, dependable care, and his clear DNI ethics ('DNI if fatphobic...') echo Hufflepuff's fairness and inclusivity. Even amid struggles he keeps showing up for others and for the small rituals that matter to him.

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'Hurt' resonates with Jesse's raw, aching tone—lines about pain, regret and loneliness match tweets like 'I feel so fucking depressed and suicidal' and 'I dont wNt to die alone Im so cold and hot at the aame time and weak.' The song's sparse honesty and the way it holds suffering without flinching mirror the way Jesse posts his worst moments online.

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