jessepinkass
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honesty: He shares raw details like 'I feel so fucking depressed and suicidal' and medical scares openly, which makes his communication brutally transparent.
- Community-oriented: He leans into 'moots' and EDTWT and celebrates small shared moments like 'I hope you all had a great Halloween... I luv youbguys', showing he invests in mutual support.
- Creative: A Halloween plan to 'dress as cunty Walter White' and a love of thrifting ('I went thrifting today and got some cute stuff!') show playful, vivid imagination.
- Resilient: Surviving an overdose and posting 'I lived i threw up what I could and my friends stayed with me' indicates real-world grit and an ability to keep going.
- Clear boundaries: Their bio's firm DNI list ('DNI if fatphobic, under 16, anti lgbtq...') demonstrates a strong skill at setting social limits.
Weaknesses:
- Self-harm risk: Repeated posts like 'I want to die so bad' and descriptions of taking pills show active suicidal ideation and self-harm behavior.
- Impulsivity: Jumping between fasting challenges, drinking, and quitting smoking ('I am going to quit smoking after this pack... I am going to go smoke a cig') indicates frequent impulsive reversals.
- Health instability: Chronic flares, vomiting, and hospital scares ('my friends got sick before me and have fevers', 'my stomach is so upset') show physical vulnerability that undermines planning.
- Reliance on others: He frequently depends on partners/friends to body-double or stop him from harming himself ('my gf was supposed to call me... they never did'), which can leave him exposed when support fails.
- Perfection pressure: Obsessive tracking of fasting and weight ('Down 1.8 lbs this morning') and rituals about 'breaking fast' reveal harmful rigid standards he pressures himself to meet.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse—an anxious, needy, well-meaning kid who often misreads social cues but deeply wants connection—resembles Jesse's pattern: frequent vulnerability, reliance on friends and partners for stability, and recurring social disappointment (tweets like 'My friend keeps canceling on me last minute and its making me feel like shitttt'). Both are emotionally transparent, sometimes awkward, and surviving via small kindnesses rather than grand heroism.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
ISFP (Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, Perceiving) matches Jesse: Introversion shows in preferring 'moots' and online community and posting about 'self isolating' and naps rather than thriving in big crowds; Sensing is clear in his focus on bodily experience and concrete sensations—fasting times, flares, sleep, 'my head hurts' and 'my hr got so high'; Feeling appears in his values-driven boundaries ('DNI if fatphobic...') and emotionally candid posts ('I feel so fucking depressed and suicidal') rather than cold logic; Perceiving comes through in spontaneous choices and changing plans—last-minute tattoos, quitting smoking 'after this pack', and impulsive fasting break decisions. Together these patterns of sensory detail, strong personal values, and flexible spontaneity point to ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- 'If your tattoo is your kitty, can I be your lap for it? I’ll be purring in thrifted shorts.'
- 'You fasted for 48 hours? That’s impressive. I’ll fast for… two minutes, if it means I get to share soup with you.'
- 'I’ll be your sober body double if you’ll be my thrift-store stylist — together we’ll make Walter White in fishnets a fashion movement.'
- 'Forget quitting smoking—kiss me once and I’ll forget how to crave everything else.'
- 'If you ever feel like you might disappear again, slide into my DMs and I’ll bring pizza and stay until you nap.'
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Your new Twitter bio
19 // he/him // AuDHD & EDTWT voice // lived experience w/ ED + mental health • thrift-shop kid, tattoo nerd, loud about boundaries • safe space for queer folk • DNI bigotry • pls don’t DM if you’re nasty– @jessepinkass
Your signature cocktail
The Thrifted Tonic
The 'Thrifted Tonic' is sweet, bitter and a little smoky—matching Jesse's profile of fashion thrift wins plus dark humor: he loves thrift finds ('I went thrifting today'), tattoos and cat stuff ('my kitty'), and spends nights drinking and smoking ('Drunk cigs are the best'). The cold-brew tonic nods to long naps and late nights ('My nap was 11 hours long'), blackberry for emotional depth, and the cat candy wink ties back to his tattoo pride ('it looks like my kitty just less fluffu').
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Hufflepuff fits Jesse because of his fierce loyalty, community focus, and persistence through hardship: he explicitly thanks friends for staying with him ('my friends stayed with me to make sure I didn’t have a seizure') and reaches out to online 'moots' for comfort ('I hope you all had a great Halloween... I luv youbguys'). He doesn't seek glory or competition so much as solid, dependable care, and his clear DNI ethics ('DNI if fatphobic...') echo Hufflepuff's fairness and inclusivity. Even amid struggles he keeps showing up for others and for the small rituals that matter to him.
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Hurt - Nine Inch Nails (Johnny Cash cover)
'Hurt' resonates with Jesse's raw, aching tone—lines about pain, regret and loneliness match tweets like 'I feel so fucking depressed and suicidal' and 'I dont wNt to die alone Im so cold and hot at the aame time and weak.' The song's sparse honesty and the way it holds suffering without flinching mirror the way Jesse posts his worst moments online.
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