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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Aware: Jesse openly acknowledges their struggles with mental health and eating disorders, as seen in 'i might deactivate, my tl is full of hate speach or triggering stuff. maybe ill create an alt acc.'
- Humorous: Their tweet 'my diet is so healthy i cant lie.. first i fast for 28hrs and then i drink wine!! (wait lowkey jesus vibes)' showcases their ability to find humor even in challenging situations.
- Creative: Jesse's love for making 'cocktails' and experimenting with food, like 'Blueberry smoothie ~400cals,' highlights their creative side.
- Empathetic: They show concern for others, as in 'if you are ableist, unfollow me. I will not tolerate that in my tl. I will give you a chance to explain yourself, we all make mistakes :)'.
- Reflective: Jesse often reflects on their relationships and self-worth, like in 'seeing people close to you get better while you're silently getting worse is the worst feeling.'
Weaknesses:
- Self-Critical: Jesse's tweet 'im such a disapointment!! i literally let me, my family, my friends, my teachers and my mental health workers down!!' shows their harsh self-judgment.
- Impulsive: Their tweet 'IM NEVER DRINKIN AGAIN EHY DID I MAKE A FRIEND REQUEST TO MY 'FATJER'' reflects impulsive decisions while under the influence.
- Overthinking: Jesse often overanalyzes situations, as seen in 'am i over reacting? pls be honest, i just need to know if its my mental health problem or something else.'
- Isolationist: They tend to push people away due to their struggles, as in 'Why wont anyone hang out with me???' me when someone asks to hangout 'Im too tired' or 'Im busy.'
- Self-Destructive: Jesse's tweet 'so what if i just kms' reflects a tendency toward self-destructive thoughts when overwhelmed.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Jesse and Lisa share a deep sense of introspection and a desire to make sense of the world. Like Lisa, Jesse is reflective and often questions their place in life, as seen in 'seeing people close to you get better while you're silently getting worse.' They also share a love for music, as shown in Jesse's CD collection, and both have a mix of humor and vulnerability that makes them relatable.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Jesse's introspection, emotional depth, and focus on self-discovery are classic INFP traits. Their tweet 'seeing people close to you get better while you're silently getting worse' reflects their tendency to internalize emotions. Their creativity, as seen in 'I bought sour strawberry liqour and had to do a 'cocktail' immediately,' and their empathy, like in 'if you are ableist, unfollow me,' further support this personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Garfield mug? Because I’d treasure you like my favorite flea market find.
- Do you believe in second chances? Because I’d swipe right on you every time.
- You must be a Paramore CD, because you’re my favorite in the collection.
- Are you a blueberry smoothie? Because you’re the perfect mix of sweet and refreshing.
- Are you Finnish? Because you’ve got me saying hei hei to everyone else.
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☆Jesse☆ | 18 | Finnish | He/They | Mental health warrior navigating life with humor, Garfield finds, and a love for second-hand treasures. CD collector, smoothie experimenter, and occasional philosopher over a drink. Venting is my superpower.– @jessescalss
Your signature cocktail
Garfield Glow-Up
The 'Garfield Glow-Up' captures Jesse’s quirky and creative personality. The sour strawberry liquor reflects their love for unique drinks, as seen in 'I bought sour strawberry liqour and had to do a 'cocktail' immediately.' The edible glitter adds a playful touch, mirroring their humorous tweets.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jesse's empathy, as seen in 'if you are ableist, unfollow me. I will not tolerate that in my tl,' aligns with Hufflepuff values of kindness and fairness. Their love for quirky finds, like their 'Flea market haul,' shows their appreciation for the simple joys in life. Despite their struggles, they have a strong sense of loyalty and community, even if they feel isolated at times. Their reflective and self-aware nature makes them a perfect fit for this house.
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Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day
Jesse's feelings of isolation and introspection, as seen in 'i should just disapear tbh, all i do is make other people worried,' align with the melancholic yet resilient tone of this song. The lyrics 'I walk a lonely road' capture the essence of Jesse's journey.
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