jessweissmaus
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Your Simpsons character
Jess’s tweets show a love of simple pleasures and food, much like Homer’s obsession with breakfast items – for example, "did you know that you can just make a bacon and egg sandwich [picture]". The user also jokes about weight loss, mirroring Homer’s occasional attempts to diet, as seen in "i need to lose 20kg [picture]". Their enthusiasm for video games and "nearly maxed all the guns in the bf6 beta, only 1 ar, 1 dmr, 1 lmg, and the sniper rifle to go ^_^ [picture]" reflects Homer’s child‑like excitement for new hobbies. Random, humorous posts such as "who want me [picture]" echo Homer’s often goofy, attention‑seeking social media style. Overall, Jess’s blend of food obsession, self‑deprecating humor, and carefree posting aligns best with Homer Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays extraverted behavior by openly sharing personal updates and seeking interaction, as seen in tweets like "who want me" and "does anyone have any methods at all". Their posts focus on concrete, sensory details—"cool bug", "saw 3 frogs on the walk home earlier", "bacon and egg sandwich"—indicating a Sensing preference. Emotional expressions such as "😍" and personal concerns like "i need to lose 20kg" highlight a Feeling orientation. The mix of spontaneous picture posts and flexible attitudes toward plans, e.g., "should i preorder the paypiggy version of bf6" and "nearly maxed all the guns in the bf6 beta", suggests a Perceiving stance. Together these traits point to an ESFP personality type.

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Gaming & tech enthusiast 🎮 | BF6 beta maxer, bacon-egg sandwich chef & occasional frog-watcher (saw 3 frogs on a walk home). Sharing tips & blue-sky moments.– @jessweissmaus

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This cocktail captures Jess's love of gaming and random daily moments. The smoky mezcal echoes the ‘battlefield’ vibe from 'nearly maxed all the guns in the bf6 beta…', while the bright blue Curaçao mirrors the 'skies of blue yesterday, today I find it coloured grey'. The bacon-infused maple syrup is a nod to the 'did you know that you can just make a bacon and egg sandwich' tweet, and the egg white foam adds a breakfast-like texture. A splash of lemon juice keeps it light, hinting at the 'i need to lose 20kg' goal, and a tiny frog garnish pays homage to 'saw 3 frogs on the walk home earlier'.

Your Hogwarts House
Jess shows strong ambition by aiming to complete all weapons in the BF6 beta, saying 'nearly maxed all the guns in the bf6 beta, only 1 ar, 1 dmr, 1 lmg, and the sniper rifle to go ^_^', and by considering a 'paypiggy version' preorder for a potential edge. Their focus on personal improvement, like 'i need to lose 20kg', reflects a desire to better themselves, a trait often linked to Slytherin's ambition. Jess also seeks efficient methods, asking 'does anyone have any methods at all', indicating a cunning, strategic mindset. While there are hints of loyalty ('i did my part'), the dominant theme is ambitious goal‑setting and resourcefulness, aligning most closely with Slytherin.

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Jess’s tweet about "nearly maxed all the guns in the bf6 beta, only 1 ar, 1 dmr, 1 lmg, and the sniper rifle to go ^_^" shows a competitive drive and a desire to finish strong, which mirrors the song’s theme of perseverance and fighting to win. Their struggle to lose weight, expressed in "i need to lose 20kg" and the plea "does anyone have any methods at all", reads like a personal battle that the lyric “rising up, it's the eye of the tiger” perfectly captures. The mood shift from "skies of blue yesterday, today I find it coloured grey" reflects the ups and downs that the song encourages to push through with determination. Finally, the playful posts about food, bugs and gaming (“did you know that you can just make a bacon and egg sandwich”, “game kinda fun”) match the high‑energy, motivational beat of the track.

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